🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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krazy orange cat said:
I still want her to discover the panacea that is Jilly Juice, though I fear just one dose would kill her and ruin the fun.
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The ultimate crossover in lolcows. It would be interesting to see Jillian and Hamber try to discuss health and biochemistry. Their collective tendencies to craft their own re.tarded conspiracy theories/delusions is what makes them so full of m.ilk. Amber starting the JillyJuice protocol may actually make 2020 interesting for our gorl.
 
format916 said:
I forgot she said she wants to walk one million steps.
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In order for her to walk a million steps she'd have to commit to walking at the very least 1 mile per day every single day for 365 days... going on a stride that is considerable shorter than average. (An average stride = 2000 steps per mile and in order to reach a million steps in 1 year would require 2700ish average steps per day)

As someone else said her joints would give out long before she reached that goal. I am dumbfounded why she wouldn't make a more reasonable goal like...oh I dunno... be able to walk 1 mile in 20 minutes by the end of 2020. But I guess if you make yourself unattainable goals it feels like less of a failure when you can't follow through.
 
PB4ZZZ said:
In order for her to walk a million steps she'd have to commit to walking at the very least 1 mile per day every single day for 365 days... going on a stride that is considerable shorter than average. (An average stride = 2000 steps per mile and in order to reach a million steps in 1 year would require 2700ish average steps per day)

As someone else said her joints would give out long before she reached that goal. I am dumbfounded why she wouldn't make a more reasonable goal like...oh I dunno... be able to walk 1 mile in 20 minutes by the end of 2020. But I guess if you make yourself unattainable goals it feels like less of a failure when you can't follow through.
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Wait, you mean most people don't go from zero walking and scootypuffing around Wommart to 3K steps a day? What madness is this? Don't you know Big Al knows what works for her?
 
the only way she'll reach 1mil is if the device registers all of the jiggling from her rolls as steps

a few hobbles around the yard and she'll get there in no time you haydurs
 
mrsm0rbid said:
the only way she'll reach 1mil is if the device registers all of the jiggling from her rolls as steps

a few hobbles around the yard and she'll get there in no time you haydurs
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Ye of little faith!!!! She can strap her apple watch around twinkie's midsection, and let her out more often. It doesn't matter what amber DOES, she's just going by what the app says.
 
All of this talk is getting me thinking about how she honestly has barely scratched the surface of crash/yo-yo diet hell. I want Amber to live a long, miserable, and hilarious life. There are so many diets we haven’t seen her on yet! So many cycles to be had! How about some South Beach or IU diet? Maybe she can purchase some waist trainers or sweet sweats and use them on her swollen thighs? She hasn’t done much more than WW, improper CICO, and Optaviviva for the camera. Give us a master cleanse! a juicing kick complete with detox bunk and purchasing a $800 juicer!
Gorl can’t even properly engage in diet culture. That shit would be legitimately entertaining. Oop, there goes all the mental energy I’m willing to expend on this for the month bye
 
I don't think her steps are any longer than 2 feet - she simply doesn't have the freedom of motion to take larger steps. So roughly 2,640 of her steps to reach a mile & no way in hell I'm prepared to believe she's on her feet for anything close to that. Nor will she be.
 
Are you not tired amber?


Posture equals weightloss to our gorl
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mekalekahi said:
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Oh, come on, gorl, we know you use fat girl angles in your videos to not look as big

When Eric's in control of the camera, Amber is basically his bitch because he doesn't use angles that advantage her. It's probably why she even told him to not* include full body shots of her in his vlogs, since most of us only see her upper body and forget how big the rest of her body is

Also, just saying but the one in September looks like her breasts (if you can even call them that, they're just flabs of fat) just rest on the table

Edit: Also, I guess it's pretty hard for her to just step on the scale to prove the haydurs wrong. But remember, she's so excited about her sharing her weight with us that she won't even say it
 
mekalekahi said:
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This bitch and her delusions, we get so lost with her fat angles and the fact she surround herself with massive walking blobs that we don't know what is real anymore, we have the illusion that 300lbs creatures are actually "slim" wtf? hell that sorcery!
All phones have video with "beauty" filters that slim your face and clean your skin, nothing new.
Watching vlogs from Dustyn era when we can see her full body from Dustyn's phone and interacting with human size people and furniture she looked fatter than now, and she was around 100lbs+ less....
I feel stuck in a fat version of Black Mirror
 
i'm pretty sure us kiwis would be the first to point out any actual weight loss should it actually happen. if you have to make a snapchat story patting yourself on the hump about your """weight loss""" when literally no one else has noticed it you're probably full of shit. she's cried wolf about losing weight enough times that she really needs to sftu until she loses like 50 lbs minimum
 
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