🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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idosometimes said:
Her audience is to blame.
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I disagree. Amber is the only one who can make Amber choose to eat less. Her audience may enable her to eat more expensive food, but she could easily be the size she is even if she were on welfare. Just look at Tammy Slaton.
 
I can’t get over the big show AL makes every few weeks of punishing her followers by “shutting down” her SM only to continue posting the same amount if not more. Bitch is so irrelevant that from the moment she quit uploading, there were 30 videos before her own content upon searching her channel on YT.
 
She's attained the dubious status of becoming a caricature of herself. She eats, she shops for tawdry trinkets & does little else. Are there any diets left for her to try for 2 - 48 hours before deciding they're not for her? Any new ways to shade her immediate circle? She has few 'friends' left to lose & her already minute world is closing in on her fast.

I'm wondering what she thinks she can bring to 2020. She doesn't have the balls to do an honest weigh in, has no interest in losing weight & about the only things of interest about her left include what new places her body is going to find to stack the fat she's still accumulating & what illnesses will hit next. Whatever is going on with Becky; I don't really care. It's just a shame that: a) AL doesn't grasp boundaries enough to stop filming her when she's not in a good state & b) Becky is cowed enough not to slap the camera/phone out of her hand. Or she simply doesn't care.

In all honesty, you 'learn' more about AL looking at what's going on in the background of her videos or watching Eric's... which I've learned is best done with the volume off. Other than the obvious weight gain, you could play with the dates/titles of most of AL's videos & it wouldn't matter. She has been & will continue to take 'baby steps' on the same broken down hamster wheel.
 
I couldn't care less about someones pronouns, stupid graphics, reddit eejits, or whatever. I'm just here to ponder over and discuss the important things like AL's amazeen new weight-loss plan for January 2020. New Year Amberlynn is best Amberlynn - smug, over-confident, and full of incredible nutritional advice and logic. There's important things to consider such as: how much water will she be drinkeen? will she be exerciseeen? will she go back to WW (again), or some other new craziness? How many new journals will she need?
 
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Love you long time @Long Donovan!
 
Pog Mathoin said:
How many new journals will she need?
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All of them, Katie.

DefCon Dumb said:
She's attained the dubious status of becoming a caricature of herself. She eats, she shops for tawdry trinkets & does little else. Are there any diets left for her to try for 2 - 48 hours before deciding they're not for her?
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Don't sell our gorl short: there are "thousands and thousands" of diets she hasn't tried and given up on yet.


I'm wondering what she thinks she can bring to 2020.
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Steadily decaying flesh, failing organs, and a bad attitude?
 
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SituationTypeThing said:
she wasn't in a relationship with Kasey the male. I think she should still have the right to refer to her ex girlfriend as she/her when talking about their past, because it was her girlfriend, not her boyfriend. Casey transitioned, but that doesn't mean that Amber should have to rewrite her history to change it to a straight relationship.
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I would agree with this. That is, if we're operating under the delusion that it's actually possible for Casey to become a man.
 
MissLosR said:
Honestly if you've lurked long enough you should feel offended and left out if you miss out on the mandatory first post roasting and puzzle pieces.

Back on topic, I've seen discussion of a 2020 weight prediction or a new years weigh in; do we think Amber will even weigh in again publically this year? She's been extremely resilient to admitting 600lbs, even after claiming to lose some weight.
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Amber knows how to clickbait to get views. She'll have at least 3 or 4 clickbait weigh-in videos where she doesn't actually reveal her weight. And then finally, after a controversy or two where she just can't believe how negative her audience is being she'll do a weigh in for the big 600 lb crossing. Mega views!

Followed by a tearful video of how she just can't believe it. Followed by a "this time for real guys" type situation to sucker in the next round of viewers. I'm sure I don't need to spell this out for any kiwifarm types that have been on the amber train for more than a few months, but I'm desperate for positive reactions.

love me, pls
 
I liked the Reddit threads calling the Casey virtue signalers out for being just fine calling Destiny a male.

"B-But, because Destiny is a bad person and I don't like her!"

I hate the Internet and I'm mad at it.
 
ADHD said:
Are any of them MLM situation type deals like Optavia where Amber can pretend she's done PhD level research on it?
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Call me sadistic, but I'd love to see her fall down the Herbalife rabbit hole. You know, or any of the other ones that have been around for decades, and every sane person knows not to touch with a barge pole. I'd love to hear her Ambersplain how she did thousands and thousands and thousands of hours of research... :lit:
 
My favorite thing about the optavia saga was the way she attempted to blame her failure on everyone else.
Gas-lighting Lynn at her absolute cuntiest finest. Timestamped to start - relevant section ends around 5:40

 
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That infographic was shit and so are these plebbit hot takes. Please exterminate yourself if you care about a slow-in-the-mind sad tranny who dreams of being owner of der mangas.
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New Year Amberlynn is the ultimate Stage 1/Day 1 Amberlynn. A clean slate of 365 days with endless potential for colossal failure, self-delusion/excuses and outright lahs.

What wonders are in store for us? Will she bother with a weigh in at all? If she does, how will she rig the scale to be less than 600lbs? How much weight gain will she attribute to swelleen' or her earrings?

How many journals to chronical her journey? What kitchen gadgets will she aquire? Will her glass food containers ever see action? Will she go keto this year, for all of 12 hours?

How many hayders will join Charlie Gold's livestream on New Year's Day counting down to ALR's possible upload? All super chat funds going to charity, of course.

Oh, how many rage-quits. Twitter deletions. Insert descriptive-gates.

I am as breathless as Amberlynn, well, after anything really.
 
MissLosR said:
Back on topic, I've seen discussion of a 2020 weight prediction or a new years weigh in; do we think Amber will even weigh in again publically this year? She's been extremely resilient to admitting 600lbs, even after claiming to lose some weight.
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Probably. She'll be seeing tons of YouTubers jumping on the New Years resolution stuff for views and attention, no way will she want to be left out. Also she might even weigh herself on camera, especially since she knows it will bring in views.
Butt Baby said:
Do you think Jeffrey Dahmer would be grossed out by the slop AL eats?
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Probably not though. He would probably be grossed out by the way she tastes though, I think if a cow (or in this case a person) hasn't been fed a quality diet, then their flesh likely tastes bad.
 
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