🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[CindyChafe]

Jfc imagine being in an elevator and seeing this obese woman baby waddling towards you

I would probably get out of the elevator and take the stairs in case she exceeds capacity and Amber would cry about it later.

Which reminds me of a story LifeByJen told about her neighbor— she was entering the elevator and her neighbor got the fuck out and took the stairs and Jen made a video crying about it later.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

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Every time I see her wearing her mini-backpack, I think of this:

 

[ADHD]

I can believe someone said she wasn't interesting enough.

Or they said she'd have to have someone else as her on-air girlfriend because Beggy would kill their ratings.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Or they said she'd have to have someone else as her on-air girlfriend because Beggy would kill their ratings.

Or the producers heard 10 purposeful mispronunciations in the first 5 minutes of her audition video, and by the time she got to her love of buf-fettts, they were all probably like "I'm out, you can't pay me enough to watch the dailies or follow her around in real life"

 

[Punkinsplice]

pretty sure hair loss = Tammy misspelling her loss unless the joke just went whoosh over my head.

I think TLC is so sweet on the Slatons because they’re reminiscent of the Honey Boo Boo clan. I bet honey boo boo is in so much therapy right now OR she’s going to be her mom all over again

sorry off topic but I would watch a stream where @Null watches clips or an episode of Family by the ton with the Slatons if it won’t get the channel taken down...a new year’s stream or something. It’s just too perfect.

Bless your heart, I was being facetious. The New Year's stream idea is good, would watch!

 

[gay frogs]

pretty sure hair loss = Tammy misspelling her loss unless the joke just went whoosh over my head.

I think TLC is so sweet on the Slatons because they’re reminiscent of the Honey Boo Boo clan. I bet honey boo boo is in so much therapy right now OR she’s going to be her mom all over again

sorry off topic but I would watch a stream where @Null watches clips or an episode of Family by the ton with the Slatons if it won’t get the channel taken down...a new year’s stream or something. It’s just too perfect.

I’ve wondered if a lot of Slaton typos are actually a result of speech to text.
To stay on topic, amberlynn... is fat.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

I especially don't believe that she was just told "You're not enough of a trainwreck for this show" flat out like that.

Of course she wasn't told this by her network of producer-connected friends - because that was both a humblebrag and a dig back at Amy at the same time: "I guess I'm not as much of a trainwreck as you, huh sis".

 

[Snusmumriken]

and surely she binged hard after that ...

And before that

 

[I liek fr0gs]

Her efforts to look seductive is just cringe. Bitch stop.

 

[Das Bucket]

 

[classtrash]

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Is this if you're turning your tap on full blast? is she one of those idiots that need the water running fully open to do anything? why am I asking, of course she is. If the kitchen isn't flooded to clean a spoon, the spoon is still dirty.

 

[PicklePossum]

You’re disgusting. Get a life! I really hope someone you love, dies traumatically. That’s how little your life matters. That’s how much anyone you love, life matters. You’re nothing. You’re worthless. You and your opinion is worthless. You’ll never amount to anything because nothing you do matters. You don’t deserve happiness. No one you love deserves happiness. You’re a deeply negative presence that needs to be eliminated. No one deserves to be accompanied by your presence because it’s vile and nauseating. Get a grip of reality. Your life is YOUR reality and an unfortunate reality at that but it’s NOT Amberlynn’s reality. What you say and do is on YOU and they’re YOUR demons, NOT Amberlynn’s. Get help! Your hell is only beginning and I know you’re in for a rude awakening. Karma, you cunt!!

 

[Twinkie]

You’re disgusting. Get a life! I really hope someone you love, dies traumatically. That’s how little your life matters. That’s how much anyone you love, life matters. You’re nothing. You’re worthless. You and your opinion is worthless. You’ll never amount to anything because nothing you do matters. You don’t deserve happiness. No one you love deserves happiness. You’re a deeply negative presence that needs to be eliminated. No one deserves to be accompanied by your presence because it’s vile and nauseating. Get a grip of reality. Your life is YOUR reality and an unfortunate reality at that but it’s NOT Amberlynn’s reality. What you say and do is on YOU and they’re YOUR demons, NOT Amberlynn’s. Get help! Your hell is only beginning and I know you’re in for a rude awakening. Karma, you cunt!!

welcome to kiwi farms!

 

[I liek fr0gs]

You’re disgusting. Get a life! I really hope someone you love, dies traumatically. That’s how little your life matters. That’s how much anyone you love, life matters. You’re nothing. You’re worthless. You and your opinion is worthless. You’ll never amount to anything because nothing you do matters. You don’t deserve happiness. No one you love deserves happiness. You’re a deeply negative presence that needs to be eliminated. No one deserves to be accompanied by your presence because it’s vile and nauseating. Get a grip of reality. Your life is YOUR reality and an unfortunate reality at that but it’s NOT Amberlynn’s reality. What you say and do is on YOU and they’re YOUR demons, NOT Amberlynn’s. Get help! Your hell is only beginning and I know you’re in for a rude awakening. Karma, you cunt!!

Calm down, son. Welcome to the farms.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

You’re disgusting. Get a life! I really hope someone you love, dies traumatically. That’s how little your life matters. That’s how much anyone you love, life matters. You’re nothing. You’re worthless. You and your opinion is worthless. You’ll never amount to anything because nothing you do matters. You don’t deserve happiness. No one you love deserves happiness. You’re a deeply negative presence that needs to be eliminated. No one deserves to be accompanied by your presence because it’s vile and nauseating. Get a grip of reality. Your life is YOUR reality and an unfortunate reality at that but it’s NOT Amberlynn’s reality. What you say and do is on YOU and they’re YOUR demons, NOT Amberlynn’s. Get help! Your hell is only beginning and I know you’re in for a rude awakening. Karma, you cunt!!

I love when people white knight for someone who wouldn't piss on them if they were on fire.

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

becky must have gotten her prescrip refilled and is feeling ballsy after amber's live meltdown

 

[Moonpie]

You’re disgusting. Get a life! I really hope someone you love, dies traumatically. That’s how little your life matters. That’s how much anyone you love, life matters. You’re nothing. You’re worthless. You and your opinion is worthless. You’ll never amount to anything because nothing you do matters. You don’t deserve happiness. No one you love deserves happiness. You’re a deeply negative presence that needs to be eliminated. No one deserves to be accompanied by your presence because it’s vile and nauseating. Get a grip of reality. Your life is YOUR reality and an unfortunate reality at that but it’s NOT Amberlynn’s reality. What you say and do is on YOU and they’re YOUR demons, NOT Amberlynn’s. Get help! Your hell is only beginning and I know you’re in for a rude awakening. Karma, you cunt!!

You poor, dumb thing.
Sounds like someone has major issues.
Feel better now, Boo Boo?

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

You’re disgusting. Get a life! I really hope someone you love, dies traumatically. That’s how little your life matters. That’s how much anyone you love, life matters. You’re nothing. You’re worthless. You and your opinion is worthless. You’ll never amount to anything because nothing you do matters. You don’t deserve happiness. No one you love deserves happiness. You’re a deeply negative presence that needs to be eliminated. No one deserves to be accompanied by your presence because it’s vile and nauseating. Get a grip of reality. Your life is YOUR reality and an unfortunate reality at that but it’s NOT Amberlynn’s reality. What you say and do is on YOU and they’re YOUR demons, NOT Amberlynn’s. Get help! Your hell is only beginning and I know you’re in for a rude awakening. Karma, you cunt!!

Well, whose Cheerios got pissed in this morning? Great 1st post! You'll do well here!

You're missing something, though. If our reality was Hamber's, we would have necked ourselves years ago.

Stay sweet! Kissy-kissy, boo boo!

 

[DefCon Dumb]

At least we didn't have crotch cancer wished upon us.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

You’re disgusting. Get a life! I really hope someone you love, dies traumatically. That’s how little your life matters. That’s how much anyone you love, life matters. You’re nothing. You’re worthless. You and your opinion is worthless. You’ll never amount to anything because nothing you do matters. You don’t deserve happiness. No one you love deserves happiness. You’re a deeply negative presence that needs to be eliminated. No one deserves to be accompanied by your presence because it’s vile and nauseating. Get a grip of reality. Your life is YOUR reality and an unfortunate reality at that but it’s NOT Amberlynn’s reality. What you say and do is on YOU and they’re YOUR demons, NOT Amberlynn’s. Get help! Your hell is only beginning and I know you’re in for a rude awakening. Karma, you cunt!!

let me do le reddit thing and say “Hi Amberlynn”