🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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From Reddit, claims she's never been over 600 lbs, saying she was denied being on MSHPL because she wasn't a big enough trainwreck, and addressing the GFM scam.





 
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That's a lie, she turned down MSHPL now she's trying to pretend she wanted it but wasn't sick enough, sure ham
 
From Reddit, claims she's never been over 600 lbs, saying she was denied being on MSHPL because she wasn't a big enough trainwreck, and addressing the GFM scam.
orly? Because we have her story of the producers totally ghosting her because she didn't have a fatass relative. She kept pestering them, and they never got back.
 
Oh, Ham, you can insist that we would know if you'd ever reached 600lbs because you would be able to use that to your advantage at a later date post-weight loss all you want. But the immediacy of the narc-injury of admitting to cresting the 600 elbee mark would absolutely take precedence over possible future gloat material. (That we know she would never be in a position to use because she has no concept of delayed gratification. That is why she is 600 pounds before she even hits 30.)

Also, that goddamn stupid thing she does of inserting the word "hi" into her speech at peculiar moments is so grating.
 
Oh, Ham, you can insist that we would know if you'd ever reached 600lbs because you would be able to use that to your advantage at a later date post-weight loss all you want. But the immediacy of the narc-injury of admitting to cresting the 600 elbee mark would absolutely take precedence over possible future gloat material. (That we know she would never be in a position to use because she has no concept of delayed gratification. That is why she is 600 pounds before she even hits 30.)

Also, that goddamn stupid thing she does of inserting the word "hi" into her speech at peculiar moments is so grating.
And she had the audacity to offer that as proof she'd never been 600.


Amber's never knowingly scammed anyone! She just repeated what she was told, she told you what she knew. There ya go. Innocent victim and patsy once again!

She basically called Norma a scammer (because she is) to save her own oily hide.
 
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I am loveen this. I honestly thought she would ignore the Slaton thing. She can take comfort in knowing she akes more $ than they do. Or something.
 
I've only known (personally) one pathological liar - not the kind of incidental liar people joke about being pathological, but a real one. That person pales in comparison to Big Al in scope. it's astonishing.

Also, that goddamn stupid thing she does of inserting the word "hi" into her speech at peculiar moments is so grating.

She's like a toddler who learns a new word and then marches around saying it constantly. Except she has a gigantic bowl of them: situation, deal, hi, honestly, Imma be real, I promise, if you will (a recent addition), and so on. For someone who claims to love to read, her vocabulary is shit.
 
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I am loveen this. I honestly thought she would ignore the Slaton thing. She can take comfort in knowing she akes more $ than they do. Or something.
First the love of her life dumps her for Refrigedana, then TLC rejects her in favor of the Slatons. Damn, gorl. You aren't even be better than A SLATON. At least Becky love you, though, right? Right?
 
I love when Hambeast showers and does her makeup she gets extra sassy. That IG story proves her new Youtube Vlogmas persona is super fake and phony. Gorl's got to prove she's prettier than the Slaton sisters!
 
She keeps emphasizing that she's never been OVER 600 lbs. She's never been OVER. Yes, she said her highest was 572.whatever, but 1) she's prone to emphatic lies and then admitting to them months or a year later, and 2) I think those verbal tics like "hi" are like lie "tells" but she says them all the time because she lies all the time. If/when she reaches 555lbs, she's going to celebrate losing 50 lbs. And she'll say that she knows she said she was never OVER 600 lbs, but she was lying when she said her highest weight was 572, she did get to 600, but not over, and lied, because: embarrassed. And really it was 605, but the scale only said that on ONE day, and then it went back to 600, and fluctuated between 600 and 600.7 for a long time, so really, that's not OVER 600, so, hi, hello, she wasn't really lying because she was never really over 600.
 
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