🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She probably sent it to herself.
Snort.
 
I think I posted a similar comment in another thread, but my theory is that she got to the very high 590's (596-599) and is now desperately trying to drop before revealing an actual weight.

The irony of it is that she publicly declared her 'highest ever' weight as 572 so she has to lose at least 25 - 28 pounds to get back to that point PLUS some extra pounds to 'prove' she has lost weight. If she actually manages to loose around 40 pounds, she can only really claim to have lost around 10 - 12 pounds without completely contradicting her highest ever weight claim of 572. Can you imagine how badly not being able to claim a sizeable weight loss would piss AL off?

Of course, this is Amberlynn we are talking about and it's just as likely she will completely deny her highest ever weight claim and tell a whole bunch of lies. Plus, the chances of her losing weight over the holiday season are pretty slim, if you'll excuse the pun. This time of year is her peak gluttony season.
 
I'll try not to be too spergy here. The tissues that support & hold organs, muscles, tendons in place, (silverskin in meat); can only hold so much before they really start sagging when you hit deathfat status. Add to that her age, (yes, things DO change as you approach 30), & expect to see changes in her shape, regardless of weight gain or loss in the next year or 2. Even considering all of that, she looks bigger to me than she did this spring or even the summer. IF, (yeah, right!), she is serious about losing weight this time, she's got to drop this bullshit of "I can do this myself!" She absolutely needs regular blood work to monitor the status of vitamins, macro & micro nutrients… if she wants to rebuild her body in as healthy a way as possible. Guaranteed, she's done permanent damage to a lot of her body organs & organ systems but she could minimize a lot of that if she worked WITH a nutritionist. Even with the 'best possible weight loss program' & excellent results, (I know; I'm speaking theoretically), she's facing skin removal surgery, lymphoedema treatment, knee & hip replacements & inevitably, other medical issues related to having been so big for so long. AL being AL, I still think she's playing head games... mainly with herself. She hasn't figured out that she keeps dealing herself a lousy hand.

"I love you. It makes me sad that I can't publicly love you without people being mean to me." Don't know about anyone else but I'm getting 10-12 year old vibes; that or a brain dead adult Ambaby. How wonderful to count among your gushy, mushy fan base, people who don't have a backbone - are too spineless to make positive comments or compliments 'publicly' on social media because of big, bad, MEAN words they might have to read. God forbid they ever have to face real hardships of any kind; they'd melt into wailing, helpless puddles in a minute. And how typical of AL to use that post, no matter who wrote it; to try & shame her haters. Sorry bitch, the only special thing about you is the island sized train wreck you've consistently proven yourself to be.
 
I'll take all the rainbows and say she's probably been fluctuating between 560-580 give or take a few all year. The only visible difference I can notice is a slight lymphedema pouch growing on one of her gunts, but that could just be trickery and suggestibility, she's far past the size of a human where I'd even hazard to make an accurate guess. Not to PL but while we have plenty of fat fucks in Canada, at least in my area anything above about 300 is a real rarity, and those are usually dudes who would be giants anyway without the extra gut. So my deathfat weight scrying abilities are non-existant compared to those of you who have worked with honest to god Murrica fats in your line of work.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
"I love you. It makes me sad that I can't publicly love you without people being mean to me." Don't know about anyone else but I'm getting 10-12 year old vibes; that or a brain dead adult Ambaby. How wonderful to count among your gushy, mushy fan base, people who don't have a backbone - are too spineless to make positive comments or compliments 'publicly' on social media because of big, bad, MEAN words they might have to read. God forbid they ever have to face real hardships of any kind; they'd melt into wailing, helpless puddles in a minute. And how typical of AL to use that post, no matter who wrote it; to try & shame her haters. Sorry bitch, the only special thing about you is the island sized train wreck you've consistently proven yourself to be.
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Nah, this is a Cunninglynn move.

- "proof" people love her
- "proof" she's victimized by the haydurs
- "proof" her loving followers are also victimized by the haydurs, which explains why we never ever ever see loveful comments on her stuff
- "proof" that when haydurs hate, they're not just hurting AL and thus are the real monsters
- "proof" that when AL tells the haydurs to knock it off, it's not for her sake -- it's for her poor abused fans!

She's fucking demented and thinks this is all air-tight.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
It sure does look like her gunt is bigger and hanging lower. It also looks like her tits are bigger, but that could just be her blown-out bra. @Billie Ross pointed out that the left side of her bra has finally given up. If that left titty is just hanging, it could be looking bigger without actually being bigger.

In any case it's not a huge difference.
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Her body is changing, is all about habits and gravity, the gut/ FUPA/tits are hanging lower and her shelf ass is getting the famous "wing" shape due to the amount of time sitting/laying down she's been having, even more now that she has a mobile mattress following her around the house.
She looks bigger, but again, her angles are always dubious, habits tell more than pictures, lately she is living her best life and eating everything she wants... without holding back,.
 
Remember after shrimpgate, when Humblelynn posted that Snapchat apology and her “im todally getting my life back on track i have seen the error of my wayyyz” video?

And people believed her.
 
I always laugh how these people throw around that they "love" whatever fucking you tuber or whatever, how in the world could you love a person like Amberlynn. She embodies sheer consumption.
 
She really is having a hard time accepting the fact that reaction channels are getting more views than she is.

Well, sorry Albert, but your content is unbearable and incredibly boring.
 
She really has no self awareness, right now, every vlog she has posted, she is eating out every single day, then right after, she goes to the store to grocery shop. It’s like the more active she gets the more she goes eat out, so all that activity recently to go eat or grocery shop.

If there’s weight loss it has to be where she’s beyond her highest weight. It doesn’t matter if she loses a little now, she will gain overtime and no lie will save her from our eyes.
 
It amazes me that she cannot comprehend the concept of free choice and agency when it comes to people watching her content. If she truly had a huge sympathetic following, they would choose to subscribe to her channel and watch her content. The fact that more people are watching the reaction channels shows that people are making a conscious choice not to support her. The majority of the reaction channels also spend time and effort to film with a decent camera and lighting set-up, not to mention actually editing their content, which makes them far more enjoyable and entertaining to watch. Amber's laziness is a huge reason why other channels are getting the views.
 
Most people who watch reaction channels also watch her videos, though. That's my feeling. I've tried watching a reaction video without having seen the source video first, and it tends to be pretty annoying coming from the most popular reaction channels. That's because they talk a ton and usually go off-topic/powerlevel/etc; they usually don't react to the whole video (they skip over shit), etc. And if it's a comedy edit-style channel (Staysi et al) you're not going to get most of the jokes if you haven't seen AL's vids first.

I don't think reaction channels "take away" nearly as many views as she is implying here--especially the big ones because of their video styles, for the reasons I mentioned above. I think the real issue here is that she doesn't like the criticism (what else is new?) but doesn't want to admit that because of her ego--and because she knows that even if she was honest, people don't care that she doesn't want the criticism. Instead, she is trying to guilt people by implying she's losing income because of haters and she's also hoping that at least some of her viewers are stupid enough to be scurrred into not watching haters because she used the word "illegal."

e: this just came up in the hater nation thread so I'm sorry if it's kind of redundant, but I think this is the reason Amberlynn is so triggered by ZM and Michael Be Petty, but likes Kicking Geese even though arguably, Kicking Geese "steals" more of AL's viewers. Most of MBP's subs have seen AL's videos by the time he reacts to them. They love to watch AL's video and get hyped for how Beetus Drake is going to react to it. With Kicking Geese, she adds so very little to AL's videos that most of the people who watch her channel don't even watch AL's videos first, they just watch Kicking Geese's zero effort "reacts". In that sense, Justine is "stealing" more views from Amberlynn, but because she barely criticizes AL at all and is basically braindead compared to the other haters, AL doesn't view her as a threat like she does MBP. I realize my bias is showing here in how I despise Justine, but as much as I dislike MBP et al, being boring is the biggest sin
 
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Here's another one. She's definitely larger.
Remember the lah vid she posted? She said if she was gaining she would say the opposite.
I'm sure she's probably over the 600 mark. She will try desperately to get under it.
Hell she may have broken her scale. What is the limit on those?
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She's always had obesity. She will never get to normal.
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Jeezus, she was a fat, butt ugly little kid and she grew up into a FAT butt ugly, stupid adult. Most toddlers are cute just cause they're toddlers, but Al? Nope. Exceptional in everything...
 
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