🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

  • 🔧 Issue with uploading attachments resolved.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
here’s a new post from big al’s myfitnesspal. :story:
406F6076-76B6-428C-8B6C-4F25D8FC20E1.jpeg
edit: wow i'm late. my apologies for being a sped
 
Last edited:
"I don't want to reveal my weight right now until I make a video about it." She does NOT say anything about weight LOSS, just weight. She immediately segues into a series of positive statements/affirmations/self delusions. And they're all vague as hell. What is this progress she's so proud of; standing to cook? "Finally ready to live.." Define living, Boo-boo. "Change who I am now" - nothing about what sorts of changes she's thinking of doing. More of the same & then typically Amber, she says 'she'll never look back'. Coming from her, I interpret it as both wilful disregard for hurt she's caused others, not to mention herself and a way to whine at the "Haaaaaaaydurs" when they hold her rapidly disappearing toes to the fire. Oh yes, ValourousLynn is 'fighting against death'. How dramatic! How heroic! How potentially tragic! What an utter, steaming pile of horseshit. She's simply parroting much of what her comment section reads in hopes of setting the hook a little deeper.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
"I don't want to reveal my weight right now until I make a video about it." She does NOT say anything about weight LOSS, just weight. She immediately segues into a series of positive statements/affirmations/self delusions. And they're all vague as hell. What is this progress she's so proud of; standing to cook? "Finally ready to live.." Define living, Boo-boo. "Change who I am now" - nothing about what sorts of changes she's thinking of doing. More of the same & then typically Amber, she says 'she'll never look back'. Coming from her, I interpret it as both wilful disregard for hurt she's caused others, not to mention herself and a way to whine at the "Haaaaaaaydurs" when they hold her rapidly disappearing toes to the fire. Oh yes, ValourousLynn is 'fighting against death'. How dramatic! How heroic! How potentially tragic! What an utter, steaming pile of horseshit. She's simply parroting much of what her comment section reads in hopes of setting the hook a little deeper.
Click to expand...

10-4. The Haydurs need to take the rod out of the holder, throw it back hard, and set the hook.

FISH ON! A 600 lb. unbearable-cuda!
 
This is a pic of AL's video thumbnails from the spring (right after shrimpgate) when she was at her "highest" weight of 572. You can compare her face in these thumbnails to her face now, and decide if she's bigger? Smaller? The same? I'll be honest, I can't tell. btw this pic was originally posted by our gorl @Lesbian Sleepover

AL570elbees-spring2019.png
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
This is a pic of AL's video thumbnails from the spring (right after shrimpgate) when she was at her "highest" weight of 572. You can compare her face in these thumbnails to her face now, and decide if she's bigger? Smaller? The same? I'll be honest, I can't tell. btw this pic was originally posted by our gorl @Lesbian Sleepover

View attachment 1026966
Click to expand...
Yeah, it's damn near impossible to tell.
Mildly related - my pet peeve is when people post "before and after" pictures when the before picture is clearly shot from further away thus making her seem taller/slimmer(HAA!) and the after picture practically only has her belly and massive arms in it.

Bad example but still:
a2hk7urt5e631.jpg
 
The photo shows she looks all little (walk with me here ) tighter. Her skin doesn't look as unhealthy. I think the weight goes to her back hump.
 
When someone gets as big as Amberlynn, does the fat spread equally or spread to a certain location before moving on? Like is her fupa at full capacity so the Thanksgiving meal is going straight to the quasi motto hump type situation? 🤔
 
Fat doesn't spread equally for deathfats. For instance, She didn't have any tits at all until like 540 pounds. And she has a roll on one side of her torso that's way bigger than the corresponding roll on the other side.
 
letericajones said:
When someone gets as big as Amberlynn, does the fat spread equally or spread to a certain location before moving on? Like is her fupa at full capacity so the Thanksgiving meal is going straight to the quasi motto hump type situation? 🤔
Click to expand...

we can only hope it's going straight to her hump at this point
 
beanbag in a hurry said:
Yeah, it's damn near impossible to tell.
Mildly related - my pet peeve is when people post "before and after" pictures when the before picture is clearly shot from further away thus making her seem taller/slimmer(HAA!) and the after picture practically only has her belly and massive arms in it.

Bad example but still:
a2hk7urt5e631.jpg
Click to expand...

The comparisons I looked at were side profiles. Gunt protrudes more in present day.

guntwatch.png

Left is Nov 2019, Right is January 2019
 
I'm afraid Kimberly isn't anything close to Albert's type. She has white adult kids, mixed younger kids and grandbabies. Personally, I think she's slurping on Al in the hope that she'll fund that trip she's begging for. This chick has a thicker mustache than Chantal.

22426978_1504993779554616_5979041917134962688_n.jpg
 
I do want to be hopeful that she is being serious this time, but it's amber and I dont trust shit out of her mouth. Shes a very sick individual in a bad environment so I'm having a hard time thinking this is legit. She got a deadly diagnosis at the ER and still found the time to eat pizza and Chinese food when a normal person wouldnt be able to stomach it.

Someone like her needed to regularly see that weightloss doctor and a therpist appointed to her by that weightloss doctor. She doesnt have the support or willpower like those other massive fatties who have lost 100s of pounds that she looks up to on IG.Those people have something to live for and want a better life, I dont see her wanting that.
 
That was quick
47472021-80CB-4036-9228-A3BF93798FF9.png
ED5D24E8-029F-489A-8559-AD7C83AF11F4.png



Pudgy Bear Claws said:
I'm afraid Kimberly isn't anything close to Albert's type. She has white adult kids, mixed younger kids and grandbabies. Personally, I think she's slurping on Al in the hope that she'll fund that trip she's begging for. This chick has a thicker mustache than Chantal.

View attachment 1027403
Click to expand...

Well she looks just like her mother so that’s confirmed at least.
 
Last edited:
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom