🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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marjoram said:
Big Al has said in the past that she refuses to limit herself on Thanksgiving cause Hey, it's Thanksgiving! Everybody else gets to stuff themselves. And do remember how much Rickie cooks for Thanksgiving-- Turkey AND ham, huge aluminum pans of broccoli casserole and green bean casserole ( Big Al's Fav!), potatoes, rolls, pies--an unreal amount of food for four people ( or one Big Al). Any losing of ounces is gonna come to a screeching halt real soon....
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I would love for Eric and Ricky to decide they are going away for Thanksgiving to spend it together. There would be no containing Amber's rage at being denied her feast. I wonder if Cheesecake Factory is open on Thanksgiving.
 
Considering that the lyrics are about someone pining for a lost love, I can see why Becky would be upset. Or listening to any shit song that many times gives you cancer. One of the two.
 
OT but I figure this would be better here than left to rot in the thread about a video.
Here's the monticello house layout. She hasn't done a house tour in the 2+ years she's lived there, so I did it for her.

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Edit to add a new one with windows and shit. Someone asked for more autism, this is all I have. I don't know where all the windows in Amber's room are because they cover them with blankets and kurt cobain posters.
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xoxo_gossipgorl said:
Beggy has some anger issues
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Do it Becky, kill her!
 
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marjoram said:
Big Al has said in the past that she refuses to limit herself on Thanksgiving cause Hey, it's Thanksgiving! Everybody else gets to stuff themselves. And do remember how much Rickie cooks for Thanksgiving-- Turkey AND ham, huge aluminum pans of broccoli casserole and green bean casserole ( Big Al's Fav!), potatoes, rolls, pies--an unreal amount of food for four people ( or one Big Al). Any losing of ounces is gonna come to a screeching halt real soon....
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And don't forget the desserts and inevitable leftovers...

After that Christmas...

Which wouldn't be so bad if she didn't eat enough the other 363 days that for a normal person would be the equivalent of a feast.
 
Thank you so much I was just about to try and figure it out well the layout bless your autism
 
It’s almost Thanksgiving! I recall last year Eric saying that Amberlynn’s favorite dish is green bean casserole and she “ate a lot of it” so Rickie was thinking about making another one.
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
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Honestly Amber, just be fat. Go eat your double order of mexican rice and your singapore noodles and just enjoy the time you have left because at this point your body is past the point of return. If your heart isn't already a irreparable ticking time bomb, your legs, arms and stomach are now so stretched beyond their limit that even with weight loss your body will forever be a unbearably painful and ugly disaster.

You're like a chain smoker who has an electrolarynx and a lung cancer diagnosis who decides to quit cold turkey - at this point why even fucking bother? You love cheap, bland and poorly made food that makes you feel full and content.

You often point out how many other "youtubers" do the questionable shit you do, and I'd like to approach that same method of comparison and justification when it comes to your weight: MOST people aren't 600lbs. MOST people don't get over 250. MOST people know how to limit eating unhealthy food. Just chow down and stop trying to convince the world that you'll lose the weight. You won't.

tl;dr: fat :story:
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
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I thought her highest was 579. Either way, we heard this last year.. approaching the holiday eating and then declaring a New Year’s resolution. This year flew by and nothing changed. She’s simply been eating enough food to maintain her elephant-like frame. 2020 won’t be any different!

Instead of wasting time hyping herself up for the amazing changes she’s going to make, Amberlynn should just accept that this is her life and go chow down on a Popeye’s chicken sandwich.
 
She's 5'3 with a petite frame and she's lugging around 600lbs on it. Bitch has been fat since she was a baby. The weight isn't going anywhere and she'll die soon. Probably with a mouth full of food.
 
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Why is she talking like she's lost a considerable amount? We can see that she hasn't. Does she have magic mirrors? is she so deluded that she believes her own bullshit? Or does she think if she keeps saying it we'll have to believe it no matter what's in front of our eyes.
 
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Ok, there's the teaser, but what's the date for the video? Hmm? We knew a week or two in advance when we were getting the video about her weight loss doctor (and how he was an evil vegetable hating shitlord who didn't know what works for her).

There's no way she's going to lose weight throughout the eating holidays, so either this video she's teasing is already filmed (and she will gain it all back plus more over the holidays), or the video is something she's planning for New Year's and will never materialize because she will never get back below 572.4.
 
Des B* said:
Why is she talking like she's lost a considerable amount? We can see that she hasn't. Does she have magic mirrors? is she so deluded that she believes her own bullshit? Or does she think if she keeps saying it we'll have to believe it no matter what's in front of our eyes.
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It’s just a way for her to justify not weighing in during her videos.
She probably hit the 590s, freaked out, “lost some weight” then “addressed” the not weighing in type situation deal with this post to keep people off her back hump for a while longer.
 
Angel Baby Firefly said:
She's 5'3 with a petite frame and she's lugging around 600lbs on it. Bitch has been fat since she was a baby. The weight isn't going anywhere and she'll die soon. Probably with a mouth full of food.
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Her BMI is over 100 by now. Dr. Shaw Somers of the British TV show Fat Doctor (available on YT) basically says that, at that weight, someone will never lose any substantial weight by willpower alone. She has proven that she can't do it numerous time. Why would it be different now? She needs professional help but won't get it.
 
When she was walking around during one of her very recent vids, her back hump jiggled when she walked (and it looked even more prominent.) Until that time, I had no idea they could do that.

That told me that she had gained even more weight.
 
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