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MrsLoveMom
I do believe in her last few videos, she has been sitting in the back seats. Poor darling cant wedge herself up front anymore
Are you shittin' me? Bitch would have trouble wedging herself in the back of a U-Haul truck!
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MrsLoveMom
I do believe in her last few videos, she has been sitting in the back seats. Poor darling cant wedge herself up front anymore
Buying a minivan would be admitting to the haydurs that she's too fat for a car. She won't even buy something nice like an SUV or pick up which would be easier to heft herself in and out of because of the height and handles and shit.At this point, why not go for a large minivan? That way she could have the Beckster shove the mattress in the back like the superfats on M600PL do whenever they want to take a road trip? We'll get some nice shots of Amber bouncing and jiggling like a bowl of angry jello in an earthquake whenever the van goes over a bump.
But she has T Rex arms, and can't bend her legs. I just can't picture her climbing in and out of anything where the bottom of the vehicle is anywhere above shin height. Well, this is a lie, I can picture it, but only for the hilarity that would ensue.Buying a minivan would be admitting to the haydurs that she's too fat for a car. She won't even buy something nice like an SUV or pick up which would be easier to heft herself in and out of because of the height and handles and shit.
I looked up car stuff and learned that too much weight can bend or snap an axle. She's been incredibly lucky so far, but it's only a matter of time. I think minivans can take more weight then a car, but only because they were built to carry more passengers. Amber might not have a choice though if she keeps gaining.Buying a minivan would be admitting to the haydurs that she's too fat for a car. She won't even buy something nice like an SUV or pick up which would be easier to heft herself in and out of because of the height and handles and shit.
Could you imagine being behind them on the road? Big ass weighing the car down. Sprawled out in the back seat because she's too wide to fit in the front now.I looked up car stuff and learned that too much weight can bend or snap an axle. She's been incredibly lucky so far, but it's only a matter of time. I think minivans can take more weight then a car, but only because they were built to carry more passengers. Amber might not have a choice though if she keeps gaining.
I don't think she wants to lose weight. She's so delusional she doesn't care.She might do a weigh in for usifonce she gets back down below her reported highest weight of 572.4 lbs.
She’s done plenty of things already that admit to the haydurs she’s too fat for shit, namely the scootypuff and the living room mattress pissuation type dealio. I think the first thing on her mind would be flexing how much money she has, not how bad a car upgrade solely to accommodate her weight would look.Buying a minivan would be admitting to the haydurs that she's too fat for a car. She won't even buy something nice like an SUV or pick up which would be easier to heft herself in and out of because of the height and handles and shit.
Aren't there states in which you can't legally own a vehicle if you don't have a driver's license?No WAY she can get in an actual car these days! She's more cargo van size. I expect them to be trading up pretty soon.![]()
How far overdue would her medical bills have to be before they'd take her to court over it? She's gone to the ER several times this year, so she might end up with even more suits against her.View attachment 1019554
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What is this odd blur that gives you the illusion of having a Chintal...? also, way to leave the cursor on your gd forehead, moron.
It doesn't happen often that people are sued for their own unpaid medical bills. Usually the provider sells your debt to a collection agency for whatever they can get.
Nahhh, I’m sure one day she’s going to realize she’s overweight and she’ll finally start eating right and exercising. And while she’s at it I’ll bet she’ll go to a therapist and work on her mentals, and patch up her toxic relationship with Becky, and maybe she’ll even move out and get a place of her own with a real job while healthily balancing her weight loss channel as an inspiration to others! And all the haydurs will cry and kill themselves because she finally proved us wrong, but she won’t brag about it because she’ll have become a humble person who doesn’t need the validation of others...I don't think she wants to lose weight. She's so delusional she doesn't care.
She's gonna keep eating herself to the hospital or death.
She's so vain. For no reason because she's far from cute. Like she thinks she is.
Her legs freak me out. The biggest legs I've ever seen.