🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Back in Uni I had the unfortunate luck of sitting next to a lady who was maybe half of Amber's girth. I apologize in advance for what your eyes are about to see. That woman reeked of stanky cooch. She seemed so oblivious to her odor, although everyone else noticed very quickly. I can't even begin to imagine what Amber would smell like.
 
You get used to your own rancid smell, just like hoarders never seem to smell that overwhelming odors of their own hoards. Even the housemates wouldn't notice the pong as obviously as would a guest coming to their house. The person who owns that house will have a lot of work to do if they ever move out, just to remove the residual odors - painting, reflooring, bathrooms...
 
CindyChafe said:
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Lol mmkay I’ll believe she’s losing weight when she posts a weigh in that says she’s down weight. And not like a measly 1.3lbs. Like a meaningful amount of weight. 30lbs or more.
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Wow. Amber actually photoshopped her own face to make herself look fatter in the before picture. Being Amber, she did a terrible job at it. How delusional can one person get?
 
I wonder what it feels like to be publicly known as a person with absolutely zero redeeming qualities.
 
Moonpie said:
Anyone else notice her side of the Hyundai is tore up? This is the passenger side and looks to me like it's been hyperextended each time of her getting in and out. Which means she's pushing the door open wider than its meant to go.
The cow actually can't fit through the opening now.
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Edit: It just doesn't look like something crashed into it. I.e. scooty puff. It looks like the metal is being pushed in from the door being hyperextended and pushing against the side too much.
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No WAY she can get in an actual car these days! She's more cargo van size. I expect them to be trading up pretty soon. :dunsparce:
 
If she thinks she looks the same as January fuck clearly she is partaking in something akin to her family...


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No way in Hades she's losing weight during the feasting festive season. A quick check back a few years shows she routinely gains 12-25 lbs. from October through the end of the year. As many have mentioned, if she was down as little as 0.2 lbs. she'd be shouting it all over her social media & YouTube. She owns a talking scale & I think we all understand the concept of subtracting a couple of lbs. for clothing worn. Obviously too adult & rational for her, though.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
No way in Hades she's losing weight during the feasting festive season. A quick check back a few years shows she routinely gains 12-25 lbs. from October through the end of the year. As many have mentioned, if she was down as little as 0.2 lbs. she'd be shouting it all over her social media & YouTube. She owns a talking scale & I think we all understand the concept of subtracting a couple of lbs. for clothing worn. Obviously too adult & rational for her, though.
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The holidays are definitely when she'll explode.

Hopefully she makes it just one more year, Christmas 2020 deadpool :optimistic:
 
And yet again our gorl has to make sure that ALL the attention is on her...

Becky has lost some of her chin fat so Amberlynn just has to make it appear that she, too is the QUEEN of losing chin fat, and knows more about the subject of losing chin fat than anybody ever in the whole world.

How pathetic to be so jelly of your gorlfriends weight loss that you have to try and usurp it. Guess Becky's diabetic diet is starting to drive the Binge Monster a little bit crazy. Binge Monster angry. Binge Monster has lost mini binge-monster friend to go on binges with. Binge Monster SAD. Binge monster has many mentals and duh-pression now.
 
Our girl forgets what she admitted in her own video. When she claims to be losing weight but doesn't do a weigh in, she's lying and has gained weight.

Seriously, she has the brain of a gnat and probably can't remember things she said yesterday.

MrsLoveMom said:
No WAY she can get in an actual car these days! She's more cargo van size. I expect them to be trading up pretty soon. :dunsparce:
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I do wonder if the real reason she didn't go with Eric and Becky to their appointments (besides the obvious, that their appointments, at least Eric's, are none of her damn business) is that she was too "swollen" to get in the car.
 
krazy orange cat said:
Our girl forgets what she admitted in her own video. When she claims to be losing weight but doesn't do a weigh in, she's lying and has gained weight.

Seriously, she has the brain of a gnat and probably can't remember things she said yesterday.
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But she admitted that YEARS ago! Why can't we just pretend it never happened get over it?
 
Maybe the car ride is too uncomfortable. This summer, she was going along every week with Becky on her appointment days. God forbid Becky have the quiet drive home to contemplate suggestions the therapist may have made that might have resulted in positive moves for Becky but perhaps be Bad for Boo-boo.
 
At this point, why not go for a large minivan? That way she could have the Beckster shove the mattress in the back like the superfats on M600PL do whenever they want to take a road trip? We'll get some nice shots of Amber bouncing and jiggling like a bowl of angry jello in an earthquake whenever the van goes over a bump.
 
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