🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Phalanx]

First of all fellow Kiwis we need to take a moment of reflect for our dearest friend, it has survived many relationships, pets and binges. An F for Abba the Hutts Bra

Rest in pieces and may the sentient beasts of the garbage dump guide you to Valhalla.

Just a theory is the Bra a Horcrux? and if so is Twinkie Store the last one?

 

[Punkinsplice]

F. But how can you tell the cup is gone, and how is she even keeping the other one on?

 

[MayorPorkins]

Anyone else notice her side of the Hyundai is tore up? This is the passenger side and looks to me like it's been hyperextended each time of her getting in and out. Which means she's pushing the door open wider than its meant to go.
The cow actually can't fit through the opening now.
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Edit: It just doesn't look like something crashed into it. I.e. scooty puff. It looks like the metal is being pushed in from the door being hyperextended and pushing against the side too much.

Wow, that's some sherlock detective shit right there.

I'm interested so see what's going on with Thanksgiving this year.

I wouldn't be surprised if AL got a shit ton of party platters from WalMart again. Hell, she may as well make stupid games and give out cash prizes again too. Just like Hallo's Eve. Oh! Maybe a turkey raffle?

 

[NomiMalone]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8QcTV_AtlEM

These fan intros are better than most of Big Al's content for the past year, they consistently have me in stitches.

Archive:

 

[xoxo_gossipgorl]

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At this point does it REALLY matter Amber? You were fat in June and you’re fat in November and you’ll be fat in January. We can all find a picture of you from June compared to now and find you look fatter. It’s called confirmation bias. Pronounced con-fur-may-shun bi-us. (Not comformaSHUN bee-ass, which is how I would imagine writerlynn would say it)

 

[Koresh]

I mean, we all knew that she doesn't know how angles and lighting work. But, wow, especially for someone whose "job is youtube," that clip really shows she doesn't know how angles and lighting work.

She's reached the point of fat where I don't know if one can tell just from her face if she's gaining. Because it's already 110% fat. Is her body even capable of storing more fat around that dome? I think it's reached max fat capacity up there. The rest will probably go to legs, butterfly hips, hamhock arms but definitely not to those tits.

 

[Das Bucket]

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What the flying fuck does showing her face from June compared to now prove? Her legs are tree trunks. Her mons pubis looks like a gigantic sack of flour hanging down. She's so delusional. "Ummm actually, I'm maintaineen. I think I know my body situation better than anyone else."

 

[CindyChafe]

Anyone want to make a wager that the bottle of pee-remover spray will be 'addressed' some time in the next vlog or so?

she usually addresses every single teeny tiny minute thing but I think this might be a little too embarrassing for her to mention. Although I can see her be like “huh??? Obviously it’s for the animals you guys spread so many rumors why are you so obsessed with me????” And a bunch of crying laughing EE-MOE-jeez for good measure.

edit: fixed a word

 

[xoxo_gossipgorl]

Here’s stoop kid sitting on her stoop a few days ago. But go off you slim faced queen.

 

[CindyChafe]

Lol mmkay I’ll believe she’s losing weight when she posts a weigh in that says she’s down weight. And not like a measly 1.3lbs. Like a meaningful amount of weight. 30lbs or more.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Can you imagine being so fat and pathetic that you trawl through your videos to find a moment where you were holding your cell phone at an elevated angle and compare it with a moment where you were being filmed slightly from below to “prove” that you are only a mega whale, as opposed to a super mega whale? Amber, you are fat as fuck and not losing any weight. Fat gorl angles can’t save you at this point.

 

[Snusmumriken]

How many times have you been “done” Amber? You can’t even commit to ignoring your own haydurs lmao.

 

[Puta Bruja]

It would be so easy to prove her watchers wrong about being over 600 lbs. She was just at the ER twice and I know damn well she chose to NOT record those super accurate hospital scale weigh ins for her content bc.. She is clearly over 600 lbs. Idk who's she's trying to convince more of her "I'm never going to be 600 lbs!!!" lie, herself or her haters?

 

[fxiry]

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Lol mmkay I’ll believe she’s losing weight when she posts a weigh in that says she’s down weight. And not like a measly 1.3lbs. Like a meaningful amount of weight. 30lbs or more.

honestly can't keep up with the amount of times she's posted these "I'm done, people will believe whatever they want" posts. every time she tries to manipulate her viewers and it doesnt work she goes all pissbaby mode on social media

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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Lol mmkay I’ll believe she’s losing weight when she posts a weigh in that says she’s down weight. And not like a measly 1.3lbs. Like a meaningful amount of weight. 30lbs or more.

Goddamn, Amber, it'd be a nice change of pace if you'd commit to something. Anything. This will last as long as optavia, leaving youtube, not discussing your weight in videos, vlogmas...the list could go on forever.

People don't believe things you say because you're a proven pathological liar. Want people off your back about your weight? Post a real weigh in showing that you're losing weight as you claim. It isn't rocket science, which is good, because you are surely not a rocket scientist.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

I think I have found one thing that may threaten Amberlynn's channel.

COPPA.

That's right, COPPA. Not being bedbound, not bored viwers moving on, but fucking COPPA. A thing that has been going around within Youtube-dom for the past few days.

I might even make a thread on it.

 

[literally low-key]

I think I have found one thing that may threaten Amberlynn's channel.

COPPA.

That's right, COPPA. Not being bedbound, not bored viwers moving on, but fucking COPPA. A thing that has been going around within Youtube-dom for the past few days.

I might even make a thread on it.

They are after the channels that cater to children is how I understand it.

Goddamn, Amber, it'd be a nice change of pace if you'd commit to something. Anything. This will last as long as optavia, leaving youtube, not discussing your weight in videos, vlogmas...the list could go on forever.

People don't believe things you say because you're a proven pathological liar. Want people off your back about your weight? Post a real weigh in showing that you're losing weight as you claim. It isn't rocket science, which is good, because you are surely not a rocket scientist.

She can't post an honest weigh in. She always has an excuse. I like to weigh myself with no pants on so I'll show you the ceiling. I don't want another weigh in unless she does it properly.

 

[SweetDee]

She can't post an honest weigh in. She always has an excuse. I like to weigh myself with no pants on so I'll show you the ceiling. I don't want another weigh in unless she does it properly.

She could prop her phone up against something like she does for her mook bongs while apologizing for her lack of a tripod and horrible lighting, and then just film herself stepping on the scale. *I never understood why her weigh-ins are always so difficult for her. She doesn't need Becky there with her to film it. It is not a two person project.






*I'm j/k, btw.. I understand completely. It's because Amberlynn Reid is a lying moron who thinks her audience is even dumber than she is.

 

[Mad Asshatter]

They are after the channels that cater to children is how I understand it.

But that's the thing. Youtube will tag channels that show video game reviews, bright colors, certain words, animation, cooking, cartoon characters, toys, coloring, and a bunch more as 'for kids.' Creators can do this themselves of course, but if you don't, Youtube has bots and algorithms that will do this automatically. A creator can appeal this rating of course, but there is also what Youtube considers 'abuse' or 'violation' of this new criteria if you list you stuff as not for kids, but you still have stuff that looks 'appealing.' My sense of it is that a person could have XYZ, tag it as 'not for kids,' but because it has some cartoons or bright colors, could be considered as still appealing to kids and considered to be in violation and subject to review, loss of ads, or a fine by the FTC.

 

[Das Bucket]

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Lol mmkay I’ll believe she’s losing weight when she posts a weigh in that says she’s down weight. And not like a measly 1.3lbs. Like a meaningful amount of weight. 30lbs or more.

Then stop posting these pathetic comparisons to prove people wrong? Just accept that you haven’t lost any significant weight and shut up about it.

The thing with Amberlynn is she thinks each time she decides to start actively losing weight, it’s a new slate with no strings attached. Note her statements like “I’ve let it go, (her past) so why can’t they?” and “Reincarnation will be me but new” (from her reetarded poem).

It’s great that she loves to block the past out but for people who are watching, we remember all booboo.



In January she attempted to do a “raw”, unfiltered look at her body in anticipation of a successful weight loss plan for the year. Then we got a new starting weight, change of plans, so on and so forth.

It’s almost 2020 with yet ANOTHER year of Amberlynn not losing any kind of noticeable weight. And that is why no one listens to you or even remotely believes your proof of progress.