🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I feel like Chinese food really loses its appeal after you graduate college and have more than $10 to your name when you want to go out to eat instead of cooking ramen or eating the dog shit they serve in the dining halls. It might be an acceptable thing to get carry out when you're a tired parent or workaholic who doesn't have time to cook, but seriously, who tf would eat that greasy ass shit when there are literally hundreds of better options even for delivery? These fat fucks gorge their children on slop that degrades their taste buds and so then, when adulthood comes, Chinese buffet food that's probably swimming with human fecal particulate (knowing the types of hygiene practices those places use) is suddenly the pinnacle of cuisine. That's why Albert holds ernge chicken so close to her failing, enlarged heart- she's been fed on this nasty shit since she was a wee heifer being looked after by her junkie parents.
 
Gorlax said:
I’m sorry just—
Am I wrong?
Is that a broken up fortune cookie in a bath tub?
Are we seeing the same thing here?? What am I missing
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It's just the cheap green tabletops. If you look at the reviews for that place, it's the same thing.

I don't know how she got that angle/composition/fucked up lighting. Our gorl never ceases to amaze.
 
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Looks like she actually left her swamp of sweaty unwashed pillows to slam some Singapore rice noodles in public. No more eating off a dog food container for our queen.
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WTF is that supposed to be? Reminds of the end of Goodfellas when Henry Hill is bitching about noodles and tomato soup being passed off as marinara.
 
Erins Wifey said:
Yesssss! Finally, someone is saying it!! They aren’t leggings at all, they are the old style yoga pants with that fold over waistband, tight around the butt and hips, and flared at the ankle. You can see the way they were supposed to fit in the vid from the Krystle era where she was doing “Dance Dance Revolution “!! She’s tapping her hoof on that pad and the pants are actually dragging!! I promise she is still wearing that exact pair of pants, you know, since her clothes grow with her🙄
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I don't know jack about yoga pants, but don't pants in general have a max diameter all the way down the layygs? Or are yoga pants that stretchy that they can contain layygs the size of redwoods?
 
a dinosaur said:
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Looks like she actually left her swamp of sweaty unwashed pillows to slam some Singapore rice noodles in public. No more eating off a dog food container for our queen.
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This photo confuses me. Is that a plate of noodles with boiled eggs?

I've eaten my fair share of shitty Chinese food but I've never seen anything like that before. Is that normal?

How do those things go together?

Edit; So they don't have a website and the photos of the menu are really unclear but holy hell. The photos of the inside of the place are horrifying. It looks like you would get food poisoning just grabbing the door handle.

A lot of the reviews say the food is good but the place is filthy. Why would you keep going back then? Fat people are strange.
 
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
I don't know jack about yoga pants, but don't pants in general have a max diameter all the way down the layygs? Or are yoga pants that stretchy that they can contain layygs the size of redwoods?
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Yoga pants have flared hems. They only look like leggings on her because her calves are so huge. This is why she doesn't like actual leggings, because her ankle rolls would be flopping out. It doesn't, however, explain why she doesn't buy new yoga pants.
 
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Hambert's near future. And this deathfat's legs aren't the size of oak trees like homegirl's.
I don't think her back is as wide either.
 
Our healthy living queen! Building that stamnia and eating one of the biggest triggers of gallbladder attacks chinese food. Healing her body. I wonder if the ER doctor advised you to go out and eat that or if he told you lose weight.
 
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Bit of a cow crossover but after trying (and failing) to flex a shitty purse on Instagram and getting backlash for it chantal posted this and our Kentucky gorl threw a like her way because as we know she also can’t handle any kind of criticism or feedback that isn’t ass kissing.
 
Did Chantal learn nothing from Canadian Horror Story about blocking and censoring your audience, they fucking create a 1500 page kiwi farm thread, it is active as fuck probably one of the more and it gives people who look you up a wealth of information, same goes to Amber but instead she blindly ignored advice and lives in this retarded bubble of everyone is going to get her. You have a better chance of diabetes getting you.

As for user thanks for reminding me how much I fucking that display pic of Amber's instagram.
 
raritycunt said:
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Bit of a cow crossover but after trying (and failing) to flex a shitty purse on Instagram and getting backlash for it chantal posted this and our Kentucky gorl threw a like her way because as we know she also can’t handle any kind of criticism or feedback that isn’t ass kissing.
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Chantal please for the love of god reconsider. YouTube comments and you cows’ SM are some of the only cages containing the thousands of “here faster than a beanbag in a hurry!! XD edit: omg thank you guyz for all the lieks!!” r.etards about to shit up kiwifarms.
I swear to god if AL is thinking of turning of her own comments and likes/dislikes ratio, her thread is fucked.
 
If Amber turns off her comments she will get thrown massively down the pile, the same happened to DSP that is why the dumb fuck can hardly get 200 views per vid. People will archive her videos and because she will lose so much clout her reporting will fall on deaf ears because the reaction channels and the archives will start making money so the board switches.

I would love to see what her views will become because A LOT and we know A LOT of people go for comments only I am guilty of it. But props she will probably give kiwi a ton of traffic lol
 
Phalanx said:
If Amber turns off her comments she will get thrown massively down the pile, the same happened to DSP that is why the dumb fuck can hardly get 200 views per vid. People will archive her videos and because she will lose so much clout her reporting will fall on deaf ears because the reaction channels and the archives will start making money so the board switches.

I would love to see what her views will become because A LOT and we know A LOT of people go for comments only I am guilty of it. But props she will probably give kiwi a ton of traffic lol
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She can't turn off comments. It enables her to get mooolah for feeding.
 
Mad Asshatter said:
She can't turn off comments. It enables her to get mooolah for feeding.
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Yep, she mentioned as much in a video - that disabling comments results in fewer views. Can't have that when there's a ernge chick-en fund to maintain.

Moonpie said:
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Since I don't have anything else to do right this very second, I'm wondering if she would actually get butt wings like this woman or that one woman on MSHPL. Wouldn't her shelf ass just get larger, either sticking out behind her even more than it does, or crawling further up her back? Or do you suppose her body would say, nah, bro, enough growing this way, let's take side routes, resulting in both wings and a shelf? I can safely say I have never had these thoughts (or even known asses could get this way) before MSHPL or the fatties on YT. The things you learn in life, I swear.
 
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Yep, she mentioned as much in a video - that disabling comments results in fewer views. Can't have that when there's a ernge chick-en fund to maintain.
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Remember, gorls, CF took our most beloved dish off the menu. Where will Amber go now to get her candy chicken? I guess she'll have to settle for food poisoning central.

EDIT: oh shit, I haven't been on the farms in a minute. I stand corrected.... Albert will have her Willy Wonka poultry for years to come.
 
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