🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She's so cocky. Super cuntlynn. Always rambling about Haydurs.
Bitch most of your Haydurs started out as supporters (not me. I've never cared for you) . You blantantly call people out for offering advice and support-because you don't want your illusion disturbed. You fucking brought this on yourself. YOU are the one who puts yourself out there like a modern day freak show. You eat yourself into these health problems and deformities.
If anything you should be fucking grateful you get your income the way you do- by subscribers. Haydurs as you say.
Everything about your massive ass is disgusting. Not just your looks. Your cuntyness. Your lies. Your flexes.
You're just a lazy glutton who is full of shit.
 
mrsm0rbid said:
Oh I'm sure she'll make a """"valiant"""" attempt at vlogmas, click bait the fuck out of Beggys illnesses and her own, and fail to complete it yet again.
If she's as salty in the videos as she is online rn it could be a very merry christmas at the farms




She almost passed out
They saved her life

I wonder if she slipped and gave too much, or if she's being Albert and exaggerating the fuck out of it.
Gut says lymphedema or a diabetic episode similar to something like this

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Leaning towards a diabetic episode; she's admitted fairly freely to lymphedema and cellulitis, but the beetus?
The beetus is the ONE MAJOR THING we all screech at her collectively, always notice consistent symptoms of despite her "IM HULTHY" narrative.

She's been extra thirsty lately, she couldn't think/speak properly and it's been a slow grind to this fever/mystery illness. Not to mention her kidneys are surely overrun between constant UTIs and her shat diet.
I mean, it could still be lymphedema complications and maybe she's embarassed because it's from the fall? Could be a bit of both.
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There is no way, NO WAY, they didn't test her blood sugar, and there is NO WAY it wasn't through the roof. They might have even done an A1c. This may very well be the "satisfaction" she's denying us.

We really do never shut up about about how she obs has the beetus.
 
Shit the "satisfaction" wording might be the beetus she is dreading, I dont know where but in numerous videos she has deflected the beetus diagnosis and shrugged it even saying she would not let it get to that. It might also allude to that medication too as she clearly was not being given antibiotics.

In fact tangent Amber is the dumbest cunt like for real, doesn't she realise why doctors dont hand out antibiotics willy nilly so you dont gain intolerant to it in a more critical crisis. She must honestly think you can take antibiotics like tictacs and expect the same result. She is utterly infuriating as of late with her dissonance. P.s. beetus medication is expensive as fuck, so be prepared Amber hope you saved some of that 93 days of back catalogue and not spend it all on a child in gattis pizza
 
I'd like to thank whichever one of you assholes linked to her wattpad crap. I just read that shit and now I want to take a sledgehammer to my head. WriterLynn, for certain.

Favorite thing about winter? Not the cooler temps. Not the snow. Not being able to open the windows to air out the house. Not enjoying the change of seasons. Nope. MateriaLynn loves materialism.

Also, gorl is a LAH about samosas being her favorite food. We all know only ernge chick-en holds the top spot in her laboring, enlarged heart.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Also, gorl is a LAH about samosas being her favorite food. We all know only ernge chick-en holds the top spot in her laboring, enlarged heart.
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You know what's funny? The Cheesecake Factory literally has samosas. How come she has never once ordered them? 🤔

Could it be because they're on the Skinnylicious menu so she's not aware they're available? Is she just a laah and doesn't want to admit candy chicken is her favorite food? Probably bolth.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
You know what's funny? The Cheesecake Factory literally has samosas. How come she has never once ordered them? 🤔

Could it be because they're on the Skinnylicious menu so she's not aware they're available? Is she just a laah and doesn't want to admit candy chicken is her favorite food? Probably bolth.
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In her videos when they're at CF, she tosses that Skinnylicious menu away from her like it's got the clap.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
I've been catching up on MBP's reacts, because I think he's hilarious (go ahead, fight me)
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I don't think KF hates MBP because he doesn't make funny jokes sometimes. He's hilarious sometimes. I would summarize the case againast MBP as thus:

1) He is 400+ lbs years after bariatric surgery and has built his entire brand and channel acting life a self righteous POS on someone only marginally fatter and more gluttonous than himself.
2) He snoops here for content and analysis for his videos but either denies it or insults the KF
3) SJW rants about whytey and twansfobia!! when his entire youtube channel was built just to make fun a a fat girl.
 
Phalanx said:
Also the fact you abuse the ER is so they dont keep a record on you because you cannot stand doctors or ANYONE with a rule of intellectual superiority to outright say stop eating you fat cunt, now fuck off out of ER because actual emergencies are here. The health system as of late is incredibly unapologetic to fatties the last few years because they are a drain on the system who need so much help meanwhile the person with cancer or a child in a car accident has no agency over their misfortune, when all this fat fuck needs to do is learn to put down a fork.
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FYI the ER does keep a record of visits. You can log in to the patient's chart and take a glance at any of their previous visits - even the person sitting at the desk registering you can see how often you are at the ER (or the hospital in general tbh, even if it's for blood work) and at the very least the dates of service. Some people earn the nickname 'frequent flyer' for a reason. I guess she could be going to a different ER each time but I kind of doubt that. Wayne County is a shitty level IV trauma center anyway (if she went there. I still think she went to urgent care).
 
Chamaelirium said:
I don't think KF hates MBP because he doesn't make funny jokes sometimes. He's hilarious sometimes. I would summarize the case againast MBP as thus:

1) He is 400+ lbs years after bariatric surgery and has built his entire brand and channel acting life a self righteous POS on someone only marginally fatter and more gluttonous than himself.
2) He snoops here for content and analysis for his videos but either denies it or insults the KF
3) SJW rants about whytey and twansfobia!! when his entire youtube channel was built just to make fun a a fat girl.
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Exactly all that also-

He's essentially an idiot whose popularity depends upon people being ever so slightly more stupid.

Him willfully trying to obliterate the facts of childhood predation with his blithering, self-serving idpol wank about how "gender" is meaningless when it comes to who is likely to be a child predator is so dangerously wrong and factually incorrect on its face, it is one of the few things I have seen on KF that made me legit angry on the goddamn internet.
 
I mean we can all tell she's not losing weight because our eyes aren't painted on, but her worst betrayers are her own words. By her own admission in her iconic RAW AS FAWK video, any time she states she's losing weight without weighing in, she is lying so people will shut up about it.

Timestamped;

"Next thing is my weight. I wouldn't say I've lied to you guys, per se, about it, but I definitely haven't been like very into like telling you guys my weight. I'm fluctuating a lot currently with my weight, um.... it's frustrating, because I'll do really good at something and then I will mess up and then I will do really good at something and then I'll mess up. This used to happen to me a lot where I would lose like four pounds and then gain it back but now currently it's to the point where I gained. Like I mean I lose about fifteen, twenty pounds and then I gain it back and that's really bad for me and I haven't been 100% honest about that because whenever someone asked me, you know, "oh, you know, oh, she's gaining weight" or whatever, I always just say I'm losing. I don't know, I don't need the backlash at all, I just don't want it, I just feel like it's so much safer to just say what people want to hear, what I feel like people will not hate me for."
 
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someone ordered chinese food again :0 the quote is hilarious lmao
 
Chamaelirium said:
I don't think KF hates MBP because he doesn't make funny jokes sometimes. He's hilarious sometimes. I would summarize the case againast MBP as thus:

1) He is 400+ lbs years after bariatric surgery and has built his entire brand and channel acting life a self righteous POS on someone only marginally fatter and more gluttonous than himself.
2) He snoops here for content and analysis for his videos but either denies it or insults the KF
3) SJW rants about whytey and twansfobia!! when his entire youtube channel was built just to make fun a a fat girl.
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StrawberryDouche said:
Exactly all that also-

He's essentially an idiot whose popularity depends upon people being ever so slightly more stupid.

Him willfully trying to obliterate the facts of childhood predation with his blithering, self-serving idpol wank about how "gender" is meaningless when it comes to who is likely to be a child predator is so dangerously wrong and factually incorrect on its face, it is one of the few things I have seen on KF that made me legit angry on the goddamn internet.
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Interesting stuff, thanks, farmers.

Back on topic, back to that wattpad crap - I'm counting this as social media - I noticed that all three of her nonsense entries there abruptly ended in Apr/May/Jun 2017. Going by her videos, that's when she got her current butler. I guess she was too busy stuffing food in that hole in her face and fattening up Beckster to continue her cree-aaa-tuv writeeeen.
 
giga melt said:
I know I'm late but I've just realized her legguns......are actually yoga pants. Like, the kind with the loose printed waistband at the top. With wide legs. I shouldn't be shook but I am.
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Yesssss! Finally, someone is saying it!! They aren’t leggings at all, they are the old style yoga pants with that fold over waistband, tight around the butt and hips, and flared at the ankle. You can see the way they were supposed to fit in the vid from the Krystle era where she was doing “Dance Dance Revolution “!! She’s tapping her hoof on that pad and the pants are actually dragging!! I promise she is still wearing that exact pair of pants, you know, since her clothes grow with her🙄
 
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Looks like she actually left her swamp of sweaty unwashed pillows to slam some Singapore rice noodles in public. No more eating off a dog food container for our queen.
 
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