🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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DelicateMageflower said:
It looks a lot like impetigo, which is often caused by poor hygiene.
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Impetigo is brownish yellowish crusts usually around the nostrils. A prescription cream clears it up almost instantly. I had it once from being around hoards of dirty kids. When I got it I was like, dang, my nose looks just like such and such kid's crusty nose...bleach wipes are your friend if you work with the public.
 
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krazy orange cat said:
There used to be a PBS series where families would live the way they did in different eras of history. 1940's House, Tudor House, Frontier House, etc. PBS needs to get off their assess, do another series where they can drop Amber in and watch her try to live without internet, TV, phone or delivery service. I'm not sure what era I would want her dropped into, but I believe it would make for some great entertainment.
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Even better, there's a BBC series (it's on youtube if you're interested) called Back in Time For Dinner (there are about 5 spin-offs, Further back in time, Back in time for the weekend, Back in time for Tea, Back in Time for Christmas and Back In Time for Brixton). Those are the episodes she should be in, it's like [whatever] house on steroids. A family travels back in time, through culture, recreation and food, each week is a decade, and the house gets remade to represent the decade. I think the earliest decade is 1900. But it would be perfect, it would involve her favorite things: sitting around the house, touching new, unusual things, bitching to a camera and food.

a834604 said:
OH GORL. Through out the history a mere 300 lb person was a freak show performer, like an animal in a zoo. Death would be guaranteed before 40. Never in history has morbid obesity been considered beautiful, morbidly obese people were seen as disgusting, selfish gluttons and made fun of. The Victorian ages were even more fat phobic. The biggest person you would see before 1900s was something like 250 lbs, outside of freak shows with pinheads and other physical malformations and disabilities. Ancient idols of women with large bosoms and bellies were not from real people, they were literally just icons, products of imagination to picture fertility gods.

But good news is that a normal person in any other era worked hard physical labor to buy some bread and ate barely enough. She would be a skinny queen.
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One exception wouldbe William Howard Taft, 1857-1930. The 27th president was just under 6' (or 6' depending on the source) and was about 320-350 throughout his presidency. (I guess he didn't get weighed and measured by Ronny Jackson like trump) He lived another 17 years or so, died of a heart attack at 72. No word on his weight then. I'm really not sure how someone that size managed to get elected. But then a lot of past presidents managed to hide maladies that would be glaringly obvious in our 24/7 news cycle/streaming media and social media society, and would make them unelectable today.

Not to point out the obvious, but he was also a man. You are right that at no time in history would a morbidly obese woman would be celebrated outside of a circus freakshow.

But this is one of the most interesting aspects of Amber's life imho, we've become such a progressive society, and still, the only job she considers for herself as a morbidly obese woman is to be the fat lady in a her own youtube freak show.

giga melt said:
Could you explain? Do your legs stop rubbing together the same way if you're too fat?
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Like @SAVE TWINKIE! said, she sort of wobbles instead of walking.

What I think is going on with her thighs, I'm not sure how to describe it other than thigh overlap. Like if you sit on a chair and spread your legs, your thighs don't touch. But Amber's thighs just keep unfurling, so even if she sat in a chair and spread her legs as wide as possible, they'd still be touching. The fat from one could overlap the other. And her stomach just rests on that. Unlike a differently proportioned smaller fatty like destiny, dana or becky, their fat probably gets between their legs when they sit, preventing their thighs from touching because they don't have the equivalent of 7 thighs on each leg blocking the belly. So when she walks, because there's SO MUCH extra skin and density, there's not so much rub because that extra fat is condensed by being mashed together. So even if she was to make small strides while walking, it would only be from the knee down. If she wanted to separate her legs, just to get the thighs to detach, she'd have to swing her leg around and then down. Kinda sumo-like.

Another explanation, but since I don't watch the 600lb life shows, I don't know the technical terms, so... imagine you're playing a stupid game where the object is to put a basketball between your thighs and walk it to the other side of the room. You'd have to stride from the knees and keep the thighs together to keep the ball from dropping. Your thighs aren't rubbing together not just because the ball is there but because there's no movement in the thigh area. So Amber plays this game every time she moves, except there's no basketball, but her thighs are so massive, they don't move against each other when she walks because there's no way for her to scissor her legs above the knee.

She's also so hunched over because the weight of her stomach is so excessive and her torso is so short (hence the shelf ass), there has to be severe curvature of her lower spine (again, hence, the shelf ass), so all of that stomach sack weight probably rests on her thighs when she stands, further impeding the movement of her thighs.

So yes, amber probably escaped the fatty chub rub, because she has no way to make that chub rub together. I'll bet she has some severe seam and fabric rash though. Imagine that pressing together with no air getting through. That area of the leggings is probably so pilled, if she COULD rub her thighs together, that man made fiber might ignite.
 
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SituationTypeThing said:
Like @SAVE TWINKIE! said, she sort of wobbles instead of walking.

What I think is going on with her thighs, I'm not sure how to describe it other than thigh overlap. Like if you sit on a chair and spread your legs, your thighs don't touch. But Amber's thighs just keep unfurling, so even if she sat in a chair and spread her legs as wide as possible, they'd still be touching. The fat from one could overlap the other. And her stomach just rests on that. Unlike a differently proportioned smaller fatty like destiny, dana or becky, their fat probably gets between their legs when they sit, preventing their thighs from touching because they don't have the equivalent of 7 thighs on each leg blocking the belly. So when she walks, because there's SO MUCH extra skin and density, there's not so much rub because that extra fat is condensed by being mashed together. So even if she was to make small strides while walking, it would only be from the knee down. If she wanted to separate her legs, just to get the thighs to detach, she'd have to swing her leg around and then down. Kinda sumo-like.

Another explanation, but since I don't watch the 600lb life shows, I don't know the technical terms, so... imagine you're playing a stupid game where the object is to put a basketball between your thighs and walk it to the other side of the room. You'd have to stride from the knees and keep the thighs together to keep the ball from dropping. Your thighs aren't rubbing together not just because the ball is there but because there's no movement in the thigh area. So Amber plays this game every time she moves, except there's no basketball, but her thighs are so massive, they don't move against each other when she walks because there's no way for her to scissor her legs above the knee.

She's also so hunched over because the weight of her stomach is so excessive and her torso is so short (hence the shelf ass), there has to be severe curvature of her lower spine (again, hence, the shelf ass), so all of that stomach sack weight probably rests on her thighs when she stands, further impeding the movement of her thighs.

So yes, amber probably escaped the fatty chub rub, because she has no way to make that chub rub together. I'll bet she has some severe seam and fabric rash though. Imagine that pressing together with no air getting through. That area of the leggings is probably so pilled, if she COULD rub her thighs together, that man made fiber might ignite.
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High-PH_Water said:
Probably. She doesn't seem to realise that the type of women artists such as Rubens depicted, were ⅓ or ¼ her size. Those women had curves, but they still had proportional bodies. Amber's body doesn't even resemble the human form anymore. She still would've been regarded a monster in those days.
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Like this

Maybe she'll overtake the fag shantys soul
 
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She walks like this
 
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StrawberryDouche said:
"I will not be talking about what happened at the ER or what I am currently dealing with because those nasty trolls don't deserve the satisfaction"

Oooo, it must be goooood. It couldn't possibly be "karma" though, could it?
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the phrase “the satisfaction” removes all doubt this is a non my 600lb life condition. It’s diabetes, cellulitis, a fold infection, or some other obesity related ailment
 
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Chamaelirium said:
The pharse

the phrase “the satisfaction” removes all doubt this is a non my 600lb life condition. It’s diabetes, cellulitis, a fold infection, or some other obesity related ailment
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Or all of it and more! What it means is that we're right, we know her body better than she does, booboo, and the juggernaut of utterly predictable obesity related calamities is full steam ahead in the direction of the coroners office. The transmission is busted and reverse no longer exists.

Told ya so, fatty.
 
Serial Grapist said:
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So... she picked this 'job'. She decided she was going to film herself, film her life, and air her dirty laundry on the internet. She has done it for years despite what people have said. None of this is new information. Now that something remotely interesting happens, she only vaguely mentions it and says she won't give viewers the satisfaction of letting them know what happened? Isn't that kind of like going to your boss and telling them something major happened at work but you refuse to tell them exactly what happened because your boss is a haydur? Your audience pays your salary, Hambert.

Ordinarily I think it's laughable when someone feels entitled to information, particularly personal medical information, but she has made it a point of openly sharing it with the internet so I'm not sure why she's suddenly acting like she's Privacylynn. If she wants her privacy she should put her phone down and get a real job.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
For someone who claims to be concerned about their so-dee-umz, she sure is salty. I guess she doesn't understand, after all these years, what happens in an information vacuum.
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She'll be in the hospital, dying, all the miracles of modern medicine barely slowing the inevitable, and she'll be screaming at people on social media that it's the haydurs fault. If only they hadn't been right all along and allowed her to lose weight without losing face! If only they hadn't wished this on her! If only someone had been supportive and just helped her instead of picking on her! No one ever understood her. She was in foster care!
 
GargoyleGorl said:
She'll be in the hospital, dying, all the miracles of modern medicine barely slowing the inevitable, and she'll be screaming at people on social media that it's the haydurs fault. If only they hadn't been right all along and allowed her to lose weight without losing face! If only they hadn't wished this on her! If only someone had been supportive and just helped her instead of picking on her! No one ever understood her. She was in foster care!
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If only she were born in a different era.
 
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