🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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LeWrongGenerationLynn is a fun new development. Yes Amber, I'm certain a screechy, unemployed, extremely obese woman such as yourself would have fared much better in previous generations.
I'm not certain she can even comprehend a world before online shopping, places with scootypuffs and stores that cater to deathfat sizes. Not only would she have been considered a freak and openly gawped at, but she likely would have had to sew her own tents.
But sure, people today are sthuuuper mean when you insist on showcasing your gluttony and shitty behavior for money.
 
Amber is way too fucking old to do the whole "wrong generation" bullshit. About 15 years too old.

Imagine being 600lb and almost 30 in, for example the 1960s...... That shit was highly rare in that era, so yeah, Amber, you wouldn't have any internet haydurs to worry about, but people would think of you as a total freak, and way more so than people do now. And, you wouldn't have a fucking job, no YouTube shekels back then. Could always join the circus, though!

Good luck finding clothes to fit you in the 60s. Or the 70s. Or the 80s.
 
I'm guessing she's trying to pull one of those 'fat people were affluent/attractive/whatever' history lessons fat bitches rant about when they're trying to make themselves feel better while ignoring the fact that people did not eat themselves to 600 elbees and that being overweight (not super morbidly obese) throughout the ages was a luxury. Is she pretending women's rights and LGBT rights always existed, too?
 
DaintyChokerGorl said:
If I could be 600 elbees in a different era people would be SO much nicer to me gorls!¡!
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Poor GenerationaLynn. If only she'd lived in the late 1500s or early 1600s, Paul Rubens could have slapped her fat ass on a canvas so she would live on forever. If she could fly without having to buy up every ticket in a row, she could take herself on over to Paris. Botero is still alive. He does fat chick sculptures (although they look a lot better than her 600 ellbees, for sure).
 
DaintyChokerGorl said:
If I could be 600 elbees in a different era people would be SO much nicer to me gorls!¡!
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There used to be a PBS series where families would live the way they did in different eras of history. 1940's House, Tudor House, Frontier House, etc. PBS needs to get off their assess, do another series where they can drop Amber in and watch her try to live without internet, TV, phone or delivery service. I'm not sure what era I would want her dropped into, but I believe it would make for some great entertainment.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Poor GenerationaLynn. If only she'd lived in the late 1500s or early 1600s, Paul Rubens could have slapped her fat ass on a canvas so she would live on forever. If she could fly without having to buy up every ticket in a row, she could take herself on over to Paris. Botero is still alive. He does fat chick sculptures (although they look a lot better than her 600 ellbees, for sure).
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SO *dainty* . I kind of love it.
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BanalEntropy said:
lol "in a different decade" the dumb bitch would have no other option but to join a freakshow and have people paying to jeer and mock her.
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Pls explain how her YouTube channel clickbaiting her weight, mental illness, and physical illnesses, amidst Torrid hauls designed to draw in viewers to gawk at her body, differs from this 🤔
 
DaintyChokerGorl said:
If I could be 600 elbees in a different era people would be SO much nicer to me gorls!¡!
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OH GORL. Through out the history a mere 300 lb person was a freak show performer, like an animal in a zoo. Death would be guaranteed before 40. Never in history has morbid obesity been considered beautiful, morbidly obese people were seen as disgusting, selfish gluttons and made fun of. The Victorian ages were even more fat phobic. The biggest person you would see before 1900s was something like 250 lbs, outside of freak shows with pinheads and other physical malformations and disabilities. Ancient idols of women with large bosoms and bellies were not from real people, they were literally just icons, products of imagination to picture fertility gods.

But good news is that a normal person in any other era worked hard physical labor to buy some bread and ate barely enough. She would be a skinny queen.
 
krazy orange cat said:
There used to be a PBS series where families would live the way they did in different eras of history. 1940's House, Tudor House, Frontier House, etc. PBS needs to get off their assess, do another series where they can drop Amber in and watch her try to live without internet, TV, phone or delivery service. I'm not sure what era I would want her dropped into, but I believe it would make for some great entertainment.
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yes there was a show on PBS where they lived in the frontier days, 1800s, no electricity, no premade foods. One dad lost 50 lbs just from working in the field everyday, walking everywhere and not having a ton ready to eat. That was a good show.
 
sweaty chafing thighs said:
I'm guessing she's trying to pull one of those 'fat people were affluent/attractive/whatever' history lessons fat bitches rant about when they're trying to make themselves feel better while ignoring the fact that people did not eat themselves to 600 elbees and that being overweight (not super morbidly obese) throughout the ages was a luxury. Is she pretending women's rights and LGBT rights always existed, too?
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Probably. She doesn't seem to realise that the type of women artists such as Rubens depicted, were ⅓ or ¼ her size. Those women had curves, but they still had proportional bodies. Amber's body doesn't even resemble the human form anymore. She still would've been regarded a monster in those days.
 
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