🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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5 days, no weigh in yet gorls. Could it be Hamber is just a fat fuck who won't lose weight and probably gained about 10 pounds now?
 
JerkyPirate said:
I haven't been able to find one that works with YouTube on Android, so if anyone knows how to work that I'm keen to learn. Otherwise I just wait until I'm at my computer.
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I think theyre talking about using a different mobile browser (Chrome doesnt support mobile extensions but I think Firefox does) and just getting a browser extension rather than using the youtube app itself.

I dont think ABP is considered the "best" one anymore, or if it ever was, but Ive never really had too many problems with it and dont get ads on youtube.
 
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I made a fucking account for this idk I'm triggered, just needed to remind you guys about this:
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But yeah you guiiiisseee it's inspireishonal fanaaarrttt
I swear this gorl, it's like she completely forgets about previous things she said once they no longer fit her narrative. It's one thing to lie but it's another thing to change your story all the time because YOU CAN'T EVEN BE CONSISTENT ABOUT THAT!
 
marjoram said:
Soooooo.......does Big Al think someone took the time to sift through hundreds of pictures just to choose the one where she's CLEARLY (huh?) "trying to make her eyes look bigger" to compare it to the piggy moonface screenshot???

Yeah, no----sorry Big Al, the only one so obsessed with you is you. (crying laughing emoji xs10)
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She also seems to think someone took the time to deliberately hunt for and find a bad picture of her, rather than it being the default. Pick a video, any video, pause at literally any moment and BAM! She looks like shit. Every time. No effort needed. Hell, she does it to herself all the time with her video thumbnails.
 
I think she knows she looks awful. She used to post tons of pictures on Instagram, and now she doesn't. Even the best Snapchat filters can't hide that she no longer has a normal human shaped face. I think that's also why she purposely takes horrible pictures for her video thumbnails. There's no making her look attractive with her being as fat as she is.
 
ADHD said:
I think she knows she looks awful. She used to post tons of pictures on Instagram, and now she doesn't. Even the best Snapchat filters can't hide that she no longer has a normal human shaped face. I think that's also why she purposely takes horrible pictures for her video thumbnails. There's no making her look attractive with her being as fat as she is.
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True, she has admitted that she looks like shit in many occasions, I think she's in denial about how permanent her hideousness is. It's like the smallest improvement makes her feel gorgeous, so she uses the snapchat filters and buys "cute" clothes and it's all because for a moment she looks less shit than usual. But once she gets used to looking like shit, she needs a new thing to slap onto her body to feel less ugly. It usually comes right before a new diet, as a sort of pick-me-up, she packs it with secretly eating a bunch of junk and buying shit for her diet.
 
Regarding Amber's fitbit data ,I had posted before that her steps most likely include car rides. My first smartwatch in 2014 was counting my traffic laden commute to a project. I did a ton of walking at the gig but noticed my watch would ask "gosh it looks like you are driving ". I eventually caught on

So all of Amber's fitbit data must include her ride to the rectory.
 
Big Al should just bounce her head off the concrete a couple hundred times; maybe it would shake some smart loose. It certainly couldn't make her any dumber.

Sheesh
 
marjoram said:
Big Al should just bounce her head off the concrete a couple hundred times; maybe it would shake some smart loose. It certainly couldn't make her any dumber.

Sheesh
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I know the 600 pounds of fat is crushing her skeleton, destroying her joints, and limiting oxygen to her brain ... being that fat hurts. I've always wondered, though: is it physically painful to be THAT fucking stupid as well?
 
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She also seems to think someone took the time to deliberately hunt for and find a bad picture of her, rather than it being the default. Pick a video, any video, pause at literally any moment and BAM! She looks like shit. Every time. No effort needed. Hell, she does it to herself all the time with her video thumbnails.
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Serious question why is her tongue always out of her mouth? Is this a super morbidly obese thing? I’ve never seen it on My 600 Lb Life.
 
Purse talk has moved on but for those who weren't around, gorl said sometime last year that she was thinkeeeeen about buyeeeeeen a Louis Vuitton handbag. I hope she gets it in a sensible, casual matte black to dress down her stiflingly formal "filthy pyjamas in public" look.
 
ADHD [QUOTE="IslamicContentental Belt said:
Serious question why is her tongue always out of her mouth? Is this a super morbidly obese thing? I’ve never seen it on My 600 Lb Life.
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Evidently you haven't had the pleasure of watching Holly's episode this season, whose tongue absolutely refused to stay in her mouth, especially when she was eating or concentrating too hard.
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Not a pleasant episode, but I guess it can't always be porch showers and "Owww my layyyurrghs".
Edit: After some thought, decided to be kind and hide this behind a spoiler tag in case any of you actually wanted to eat today.
 
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Turd Blossom said:
Evidently you haven't had the pleasure of watching Holly's episode this season, whose tongue absolutely refused to stay in her mouth, especially when she was eating or concentrating too hard.
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Not a pleasant episode, but I guess it can't always be porch showers and "Owww my layyyurrghs".
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Actually I did see that one and her eating was truly monstrous even by MSHPL standards but Big AL flicks her cow sized tongue out of her mouth constantly even when not eating.
 
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So first she says ‚Why can‘t I do both? LOL‘

Then someone says ‚You CAN do it both.‘

But then she says ‚Nah, I‘ll pass.‘

So she thought about it.
She thought about the best valuable action she could‘ve taken in her situation and chose to do the worst option here.

I always thought humans tend to pick the BEST option in nature to ensure survival.

I mean a healthy brain would do that.
Even Ambers Brain wants to kill her.

Can‘t blame it for that tbh.
 
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