🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I think Amber's relationships are purely utilitarian. From a young age she developed a pattern of mooching on girlfriends and their family, essentially indefinitely prolonging her foster experience into adulthood. She's mentioned she was beaten by her brother as a kid, it's hard to say if that's a lie to garner attention, but if it's true it would explain why she felt more comfortable taking advantage of women instead of men. Amber also doesn't seem to have any libido or tender feelings towards anyone, male or female. She makes a big show of talking about how much she loves her baaaybuh, but there's nothing there, the relationship is completely hollow. If she went out with men, there would be expectation of sex, which I can't imagine she would be comfortable with. But lesbian relationships are notoriously more likely to be sexless, which is very convenient if you're a narc looking for a chauffeur to drive to you around to your real love: food.
 
Amber is a predator. She goes after slow-witted dumpy gullible lesbians of course dykes because she wants to be the fem one.

All she wants is someone to lord over. She treats them and puts them in very male roles. ex: putting together furniture, heavy lifting, errand running and driving her around. She likes to pretend she is a wilting flower and these dykes save her from the big bad wurld. Sadly for her, even the slow-witted will wise up and leave her. Amberlynn has never dumped anyone they dump her so she's not as good as she thinks. She knows wherever she lands and whoever it's with, it will not last very long.
 
From what I've learned, Amber seems like the type that uses people, and when they cease to have a use she drops them. Only her self esteem is so low and her chances of finding someone are just as low, she won't leave the person she's with until she find someone else that she can use differently. She basically person hops without being single because that would mean she has to face the world alone, and she'd rather sleep in a bed with her ex then do t hat. She doesn't just lie, either. She lies to herself. She CONVINCES herself that she was the victim in every situation so that she can justify doing things like meeting other people when she isn't necessarily single. This also ties into her weight. she's the "victim" of her "mental illnesses" so the weight gain "isn't her fault".
 
Citroen said:
I think Amber's relationships are purely utilitarian. From a young age she developed a pattern of mooching on girlfriends and their family, essentially indefinitely prolonging her foster experience into adulthood. She's mentioned she was beaten by her brother as a kid, it's hard to say if that's a lie to garner attention, but if it's true it would explain why she felt more comfortable taking advantage of women instead of men. Amber also doesn't seem to have any libido or tender feelings towards anyone, male or female. She makes a big show of talking about how much she loves her baaaybuh, but there's nothing there, the relationship is completely hollow. If she went out with men, there would be expectation of sex, which I can't imagine she would be comfortable with. But lesbian relationships are notoriously more likely to be sexless, which is very convenient if you're a narc looking for a chauffeur to drive to you around to your real love: food.
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with her tween/sometimes teen mentality she seems like someone who still thinks dicks are icky. I think she likes to have a best friend who she kisses every now and then. If and when it goes further it isn’t often and she is the pillow princess being served.

And I agree she doesn’t leave until she has her next victim lined up and hooked in. She did it from Kasey to Krystle and Krystle to Destiny. She freaked when Destiny left her and took Becky- her first and only option. In the age of the internet and her platform it won’t be as hard as you think for her to find someone else who wants to take her in. There’s an sucker born every minute.
 
Iwillnotcredityouraccount said:
From what I've learned, Amber seems like the type that uses people, and when they cease to have a use she drops them. Only her self esteem is so low and her chances of finding someone are just as low, she won't leave the person she's with until she find someone else that she can use differently. She basically person hops without being single because that would mean she has to face the world alone, and she'd rather sleep in a bed with her ex then do t hat. She doesn't just lie, either. She lies to herself. She CONVINCES herself that she was the victim in every situation so that she can justify doing things like meeting other people when she isn't necessarily single. This also ties into her weight. she's the "victim" of her "mental illnesses" so the weight gain "isn't her fault".
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She is a user. She'll use up someone until she can't and moves onto the next person she can use. She doesn't like Becky, let alone love her, hell you can say that AL doesn't even like herself. Becky doesn't seem to have it in her to stand up for herself and be assertive to AL, let alone leave her. But we can hope that she will find a backbone and leave AL and spill the tea.
 
Blathersnake said:
She is a user. She'll use up someone until she can't and moves onto the next person she can use. She doesn't like Becky, let alone love her, hell you can say that AL doesn't even like herself. Becky doesn't seem to have it in her to stand up for herself and be assertive to AL, let alone leave her. But we can hope that she will find a backbone and leave AL and spill the tea.
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In a way, I think that Becky deserves better. Yes, she looks like a weird man child and is a woman which makes it weirder, but part of me is rooting for her to get away from Amber. Sort of like how you're supposed to root for the underdog in those old "feel good" cookie cutter family movies, you know? I hope Becky breaks up with Amber, comes into a significant amount of money, loses a bunch of weight, maybe gets a bit of the extra skin from losing weight taken off through cosmetic surgery and becomes a super hot tomboy woman.

I don't think Amber is right in the head, but I'm not sure if she's willing to work on or change that about herself. Her personality makes me feel ill, even without considering how massive she is
 
ADHD said:
Becky is known to use people. She jumped at the chance to quit her job to be Amber's taxi driver. Becky has gotten exactly what she deserves.
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I was not aware of this. You'll have to forgive an old lady for being new to this realm of gossip.

Is there anything else that Becky's done? I suppose from what I've learned thus far, Becky always seems to be waddling in the background and eating because that's what Amber does. Almost like she doesn't really know how to stand up for herself
 
Iwillnotcredityouraccount said:
I was not aware of this. You'll have to forgive an old lady for being new to this realm of gossip.

Is there anything else that Becky's done? I suppose from what I've learned thus far, Becky always seems to be waddling in the background and eating because that's what Amber does. Almost like she doesn't really know how to stand up for herself
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Thumby is kinda slow. Shes a simple person. But don't let that fool you into thinking ahe isn't a lazy parasite.

Think of Amber as one of those huge whales and thumbslug as one of the fish that hangs around the whales mouth.

She's clearly an opportunist and a lazy entitled woman-child who is obsessed with the past and who thinks because of her hardships she can just sit around all day coloring and watching Naruto.

She clearly has no desire to really contribute to the world. She's happy eating herself into a early grave as a trade off for nostalgic graphic tees and the freedom to do kindergarten crafts all day.

That's what I see at least.
 
Heh, on her Twitter someone was showing genuine concern about how she self-sabotaged her diet because of the engagement. ACCORDING to Amber she knew about the engagement for a while and "encouraged" Shrek and Dusty to get married. She also added on to it "Stop reading into things. It's stupid." With extra cuntiness.

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Iwillnotcredityouraccount said:
I was not aware of this. You'll have to forgive an old lady for being new to this realm of gossip.

Is there anything else that Becky's done? I suppose from what I've learned thus far, Becky always seems to be waddling in the background and eating because that's what Amber does. Almost like she doesn't really know how to stand up for herself
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way before AL she showed her ex's menstrual stained panties on facebook for revenge on something stupid
 
Beelzebub's Gate said:
Heh, on her Twitter someone was showing genuine concern about how she self-sabotaged her diet because of the engagement. ACCORDING to Amber she knew about the engagement for a while and "encouraged" Shrek and Dusty to get married. She also added on to it "Stop reading into things. It's stupid." With extra cuntiness.

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Cuntylynn is cunty.

Fat and cunty.
 
literally low-key said:
Al doesn't want to lose weight because that is what makes her special. She would lose her job at the YouTube Circus.
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She wants to lose weight. Not necessarily a lot, but she does want to do it. Amberlynn has difficulty breathing. She has complained about pain while moving around and even while seated in a vehicle. Her sleep is a mess. Her lady's region probably emits odors that can turn your hair white. Her life is really bad. She wants to get down to a weight where that stuff is less of a problem. It is not possible for her because she cannot restrict herself to a modest 3500kcal per day. Her hope is that she can continue stuffing her fat maw while getting down to a more manageable weight. This is where fad diets and pills come in. Same lifestyle with different results. If only it worked like that.
 
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way before AL she showed her ex's menstrual stained panties on facebook for revenge on something stupid
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I think this is the original post about it:

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The underwear girl is named Sara. I deleted the screen shots I had to clean up my laptop, but Eric (the "special guest" Amber had in a video/one of Becky's roommates) was the one who posted the underwear. Becky was commenting on the photos saying how gross Sara is. They were definitely not Nena's, and the post was from 2011. It looks like Eric, who posted the photos, has deleted it from Facebook.

Here are screenshots of the comment section I found. If I find the original post with photos I'll add them to this [found them :roll:].

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This is Eric's Facebook, who originally posted it. There are old posts with Sara and him having friendly banter:

https://www.facebook.com/ericsocute

And this is Sara:

https://www.facebook.com/sara.portenga?ref=br_rs

Also, lol yeah Becky ~so cute~
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Note how Becky admits to being a good actor and a liar. She's absolutely no better than Amber.
 
Beelzebub's Gate said:
Heh, on her Twitter someone was showing genuine concern about how she self-sabotaged her diet because of the engagement. ACCORDING to Amber she knew about the engagement for a while and "encouraged" Shrek and Dusty to get married. She also added on to it "Stop reading into things. It's stupid." With extra cuntiness.

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Extra cuntiness cuz she's salty as fuck.
 
In Amber's 'REACTING TO HATE VIDEOS!!!!!!' video. . .with 6 fucking exclamation marks, she says at 3:06, "403! I didn't realize I got that high at the end towards Virginia, it's like: when you get your heart broken (raised eyebrow sigh) Gorl. It's, it's no good."

I'm not very familiar with past story arcs but I believe every girlfriend she's had has broken-up with her. From what I've heard Kasey broke-up with her (after being abused enough and Amber being a completely self-absorbed cunt towards Kasey when he started to realize he is a trans-dude) and Amber stayed living there until she moved in with Krystal, the statement in this video seems to indicate that Krystal in fact broke up with her so hard she was "heartbroken" to the point she ate her way to 403lbs and she was allowed to keep living there until she moved in with Dusty (as opposed to the narrative LiarLynn tells about it being a gradual, mutual drifting apart and they bolth were looking for other people), Dusty dumped Amber and she kept living in the same apartment even after Dusty moved out until she moved in with Becky.
If anyone can point me towards things that seem to support Amber's narc version of events I would appreciate it. I just don't buy that Amber is breaking-up with people that are paying her living expenses and she's just so amazeeen that they offer to continue paying her living expenses as long as Amber wants, more likely it was pity towards a pathetic creature they were already caregivers of to not immediately remove that charity when they broke it off with her.

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Beelzebub's Gate said:
Heh, on her Twitter someone was showing genuine concern about how she self-sabotaged her diet because of the engagement. ACCORDING to Amber she knew about the engagement for a while and "encouraged" Shrek and Dusty to get married. She also added on to it "Stop reading into things. It's stupid." With extra cuntiness.

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I have a feeling Destiny would not corroborate this. In the video whereshe called Amber "drama," she said they talk once in awhile. They are not besties as Amber would have you believe, and I don't believe for a hot second Destiny told her beforehand.
 
I'm convinced at this point that Amber did truly think Optivia would work, and had intentions to try to stick with it (she wouldn't have, because, Amber. But in her mind...) But all the haydurs begrudgingly made her realize it was a mistake, and she looked for an out before the box of feelings even arrived.

I can't get with the opinion that she's purposely making herself fat, that she's trolling us with her diets. She would love to not have this problem but thinks that weight loss should, like, just happen. She's lazy af and so stupid it's scary. Not to mention the mental problems. Add in being a cunt, and of course she'd double down and insist she's still right. It's just that she'd usually come up with a better excuse, and at least pretend to stick with it for a few videos. But she lacks the energy to do even that anymore. Plus her stupidity is increasing due to her fat and lack of oxygen.
 
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