🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Bunny said:
She shouldn't get weight loss surgery. She'll just expand the new small stomach back to the size of this one. Or if she's really dumb she'll rip it in the first week and have to have surgery again. And one thing I'm really confused about is why did she stop Weight Watchers? She said she lost weight on it, but she was eating like shit. Okay, but 1. it was working and 2. so you were eating like shit, but you were still losing weight! It's healthier than being 600 pounds. And as you lose weight, your points go down so she'd have to choose healthier options. I'm wasting my time here because Amber logic makes no sense. She's so frustrating.
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Certainly better than eating like shit while also gaining.
 
Das It said:
Many of these older haydurs say things like "I'm your future". By that logic, Amberlynn is going to be posting videos shitting on some new dainty vlogger by the time she's in her 30's. Of course, that's is if she makes it to her 30's.
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She seems like the type whose going to be bitter and fat when they're old. IF she even lives long enough.

Edit: she's already fat.
Edit edit: really fat.
 
Bunny said:
She shouldn't get weight loss surgery. She'll just expand the new small stomach back to the size of this one. Or if she's really dumb she'll rip it in the first week and have to have surgery again. And one thing I'm really confused about is why did she stop Weight Watchers? She said she lost weight on it, but she was eating like shit. Okay, but 1. it was working and 2. so you were eating like shit, but you were still losing weight! It's healthier than being 600 pounds. And as you lose weight, your points go down so she'd have to choose healthier options. I'm wasting my time here because Amber logic makes no sense. She's so frustrating.
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She is very likely to not comply with the pre surgery diet requirements to get her fatty liver down and make anesthesia safer, she is likely to plateau in weight loss and start gaining again and screw the sleeve/bypass up, that much said - there is no way she is going to come down from 600 elbees on a 5' 3" frame with just diet and exercise and get down to a target weight that probably should be around 130 but will probably have to settle around 170 due to her life long obesity. Also she will need a ton of skin surgeries.

I think it's less that people think she should get it than that her only snowball's chance in hell of losing weight and getting to normal human proportions is getting on low carb/high protein/low calorie diet long enough to get approved for WLS, complying with WLS, and keeping doctor's appointments. It's a snowball's chance in hell like I said but it's the only chance she has.
 
IslamicContentental Belt said:
She is very likely to not comply with the pre surgery diet requirements to get her fatty liver down and make anesthesia safer, she is likely to plateau in weight loss and start gaining again and screw the sleeve/bypass up, that much said - there is no way she is going to come down from 600 elbees on a 5' 3" frame with just diet and exercise and get down to a target weight that probably should be around 130 but will probably have to settle around 170 due to her life long obesity. Also she will need a ton of skin surgeries.

I think it's less that people think she should get it than that her only snowball's chance in hell of losing weight and getting to normal human proportions is getting on low carb/high protein/low calorie diet long enough to get approved for WLS, complying with WLS, and keeping doctor's appointments. It's a snowball's chance in hell like I said but it's the only chance she has.
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I know she did it to herself, but there will always be something sad about a young woman totally unwilling to change to save her life.
 
xenomorph said:
Why do these mongs think she would do WLS? She would need to prove by LOSING WEIGHT before even being considered.

She cant even lose it now what makes them think she would for WLS?

The fuck?
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If she ever got weight loss surgery, we would not know about it until she was on the table. No way she'd broadcast getting surgery, when there are so many ways she can fuck it up before the surgery even happens.
 
JaneThough said:
If she ever got weight loss surgery, we would not know about it until she was on the table. No way she'd broadcast getting surgery, when there are so many ways she can fuck it up before the surgery even happens.
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I wonder if it's just a Dr. Now thing or it's an industry wide thing where they will send your ass home between your final pre surgery appointment and your surgery if you somehow gained or didn't lose more.

The doctor on Family by the Ton seems a lot more lenient. I need to catch up but somehow even that stubborn piece of shit Casey got surgery from him.
 
Not even half a month amber.
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Bunny said:
She shouldn't get weight loss surgery. She'll just expand the new small stomach back to the size of this one. Or if she's really dumb she'll rip it in the first week and have to have surgery again. And one thing I'm really confused about is why did she stop Weight Watchers? She said she lost weight on it, but she was eating like shit. Okay, but 1. it was working and 2. so you were eating like shit, but you were still losing weight! It's healthier than being 600 pounds. And as you lose weight, your points go down so she'd have to choose healthier options. I'm wasting my time here because Amber logic makes no sense. She's so frustrating.
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I think people are right that she just doesn't want to change. she said optavia would allow her to be more strict since WW and calories counting allowed junk and fast food. Well then optavia turned out to be too restrictive. she said she wanted an excuse to quit and I don't think she was scared of eating 900 calories but just scared of changing into the real dainty princess she is under the extra 500 pounds.

she used to say she liked having the full feeling that eating large amounts of junk food gives and fruits and vegetables didn't do it for her. so I thought maybe that WLS where they put balloons in the stomach would work since they fill you up but I don't think that would work for her either.
 
497 said:
I think people are right that she just doesn't want to change. she said optavia would allow her to be more strict since WW and calories counting allowed junk and fast food. Well then optavia turned out to be too restrictive. she said she wanted an excuse to quit and I don't think she was scared of eating 900 calories but just scared of changing into the real dainty princess she is under the extra 500 pounds.

she used to say she liked having the full feeling that eating large amounts of junk food gives and fruits and vegetables didn't do it for her. so I thought maybe that WLS where they put balloons in the stomach would work since they fill you up but I don't think that would work for her either.
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I don't think it would work either. She's mentally ill. She's filling some sort of void in her life or psyche with food. She'll never be truly "full". She refuses to get help and that's why she will continually fail. There's no way she will ever qualify for WLS because she refuses to do the basic pre-work to get there. Without proper counseling she's doomed before she starts.
 
Bunny said:
She shouldn't get weight loss surgery. She'll just expand the new small stomach back to the size of this one. Or if she's really dumb she'll rip it in the first week and have to have surgery again. And one thing I'm really confused about is why did she stop Weight Watchers? She said she lost weight on it, but she was eating like shit. Okay, but 1. it was working and 2. so you were eating like shit, but you were still losing weight! It's healthier than being 600 pounds. And as you lose weight, your points go down so she'd have to choose healthier options. I'm wasting my time here because Amber logic makes no sense. She's so frustrating.
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It's hilarious to me that she'll blame the program itself for her eating like shit. WW is a shitshow for their point system allowing dozens of "free" things but making calorie-equivalent foods have high points in order to treat their clients like children and not teach them anything useful about nutrition, but... it's still up to you, as a goddamn adult, to decide what you're going to eat. You don't HAVE to eat shit just because you can. That's not WW's fault. But, hey, anything that lets her perform enough mental gymnastics so she never ever ever has to take responsibility for her own life.

It's funny, a lot of people find it very freeing when it finally sinks in that they do have control over their weight and health, that it isn't this hopeless thing that they'll never be able to overcome due to outside forces. But not our girl. Nope. Having control is the only thing that matters to her, except when it comes to her own body.
 
IslamicContentental Belt said:
I wonder if it's just a Dr. Now thing or it's an industry wide thing where they will send your ass home between your final pre surgery appointment and your surgery if you somehow gained or didn't lose more.
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I'm pretty sure that in special cases, they fucked up so bad that Dr. Now decided to ward them in the hospital on a controlled diet because if they went home they would die within the next year. Honestly, the ones who get this chance are lucky because there is no way they could do it themselves. Although it's not foolproof. Steven Assanti got kicked out of the hospital for harassing the staff. Lisa (RIP) had her husband sneak in pizza.
 
Birthday Dickpunch said:
It's hilarious to me that she'll blame the program itself for her eating like shit. WW is a shitshow for their point system allowing dozens of "free" things but making calorie-equivalent foods have high points in order to treat their clients like children and not teach them anything useful about nutrition, but... it's still up to you, as a goddamn adult, to decide what you're going to eat. You don't HAVE to eat shit just because you can. That's not WW's fault. But, hey, anything that lets her perform enough mental gymnastics so she never ever ever has to take responsibility for her own life.

It's funny, a lot of people find it very freeing when it finally sinks in that they do have control over their weight and health, that it isn't this hopeless thing that they'll never be able to overcome due to outside forces. But not our girl. Nope. Having control is the only thing that matters to her, except when it comes to her own body.
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Maybe that's why she clamps down on control of everyone around her. She has no self-control so she just exerts it on others. Or, maybe she's exerting control only it's her personal decisions to kill herself with food?
 
Birthday Dickpunch said:
It's hilarious to me that she'll blame the program itself for her eating like shit. WW is a shitshow for their point system allowing dozens of "free" things but making calorie-equivalent foods have high points in order to treat their clients like children and not teach them anything useful about nutrition, but... it's still up to you, as a goddamn adult, to decide what you're going to eat. You don't HAVE to eat shit just because you can. That's not WW's fault. But, hey, anything that lets her perform enough mental gymnastics so she never ever ever has to take responsibility for her own life.

It's funny, a lot of people find it very freeing when it finally sinks in that they do have control over their weight and health, that it isn't this hopeless thing that they'll never be able to overcome due to outside forces. But not our girl. Nope. Having control is the only thing that matters to her, except when it comes to her own body.
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That's what I don't understand about big AL. If she really wanted to have control over her life, she would lose the weight. She wants to go and travel, yet she can't because of how big she is. She has no reason at all to not see a Doctor and figure things out. I remember when she said something about joining a weight loss group at her Doctor's office. Someone asked AL how the group was going and of course AL had no idea what the person was talking about. AL lied about the group. I think she has given up and now she will just eat herself to death. She won't make it to the end of 2019.
 
Ann Berlin said:
I'm pretty sure that in special cases, they fucked up so bad that Dr. Now decided to ward them in the hospital on a controlled diet because if they went home they would die within the next year. Honestly, the ones who get this chance are lucky because there is no way they could do it themselves. Although it's not foolproof. Steven Assanti got kicked out of the hospital for harassing the staff. Lisa (RIP) had her husband sneak in pizza.
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Lisa was one of the most rotten people ever on the show. Her suicide baiting shit that got her kicked out of the program and trying to sass Dr. Now was just unreal. Not so sad she's gone.

Schenee's husband also snuck in pizza and lied to the doctor about it. This season has been so boring without the train wrecks. I imagine the ratings are suffering. ALR is just waiting for that dump truck of TLC cash to pull up to her door.

Tesshollidaysflupaknees said:
That's what I don't understand about big AL. If she really wanted to have control over her life, she would lose the weight. She wants to go and travel, yet she can't because of how big she is. She has no reason at all to not see a Doctor and figure things out. I remember when she said something about joining a weight loss group at her Doctor's office. Someone asked AL how the group was going and of course AL had no idea what the person was talking about. AL lied about the group. I think she has given up and now she will just eat herself to death. She won't make it to the end of 2019.
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ALR has no personality or interests outside of food or being fat. Eating herself to the brink of death and pulling back just enough so she can continue eating some more is her whole plan for life. Anything else is parroting what she thinks people want to hear.
 
NobodyReally said:
Amber said Weight Watchers didn't make sense to her because it counts chicken as zero points so Amber would eat a 20 piece chicken nuggets from McDonalds. She felt WW wasn't for her since it allowed orange chicken and nuggets.
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Imagine thinking people will totally buy that you honestly thought chicken nuggets counted the same as skinless grilled chicken.
 
IslamicContentental Belt said:
Imagine thinking people will totally buy that you honestly thought chicken nuggets counted the same as skinless grilled chicken.
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I don't know. I think she genuinely doesn't know the difference. This is a gorl who eats pre-cooked bacon and exclusively uses canned vegetables as "hulthy" options.

ETA: This is also the gorl who cooked her bacons for 123 seconds because the front of the package said it was as easy as 1, 2, 3. This is the same gorl who did extensive research on an MLM...well extensive to the point of doing a Google search, that was a bridge too far. This is a gorl who is terminally obese, but not inquisitive nor intelligent enough to look up healthy recipes whether or not she'd have to sit at the stove to make them. She's not the brightest bulb on the tree.
 
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