🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amber, for someone who emphatically stated they weren't like the moon and won't make me look at them in astonish, this craterface monochrome filter on your spherical head is giving me pretty big Lunarlynn vibes. In your defence, I don't think the Earth's moon has a basic bitch nose ring, rat-brown "hazel" eyes, filthy hair, or circumocular jaundice darker than most commercial makeup. Maybe that stuff is on the dark side of the moon.
 
Conspiracy:

In the first picture there appears to be a machine with multiple ports over her shoulder.

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In the next one taken just hours apart, she appears to be topless, as if there isn't a hospital gown in all of Kentucky big enough to cover her shame.

(because there isn't)
 
Strine said:
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... I don't think the Earth's moon has a basic bitch nose ring, rat-brown "hazel" eyes, filthy hair, or circumocular jaundice darker than most commercial makeup. Maybe that stuff is on the dark side of the moon.
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I hear that if you play an Amber vlog at the same time as The Wizard of Oz ... nothing syncs up and you get the added bonus of Amber's ramblings sullying competent art.
 
StrawberryDouche said:
Conspiracy:

In the first picture there appears to be a machine with multiple ports over her shoulder.

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In the next one taken just hours apart, she appears to be topless, as if there isn't a hospital gown in all of Kentucky big enough to cover her shame.

(because there isn't)
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What's she doing sitting in a restaurant booth. Every time she is desperate to go out, she pulls out the "Becky and I needed to have a date" card. She hasn't used that in awhile. This diet of hers must be working out like crap.
 
Mimly said:
Do you guys think our gorl is impacted by Destiny's engagement? She's definitely going to binge for a week straight.
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I think she's embarrassed at the reaction, at the expectation everyone has that she's devastated. But I don't think she's actually devastated. She's over Destiny. She realizes now that Destiny wouldn't become an enabler, a caretaker.

I'm sure she has emotionally washed her hands of Destiny the same way any wounded narc would. I remember on a YouNow someone asked AL what she misses the most about Destiny and her answer was "The way she loved me." That says it all really.
 
Amber is in a whirlwind of controversy here this week. Drama with Becky's family, Destiny's comments and engagement, and the OPTAVIA farce. Amber hasn't announced a definite plan of action for weight loss now that this program fell through. She truly thought it would be a miracle that worked with no flaws. Amber even admitted to wanting self-sabatoge. I think the unexciting bed bound saga will continue to resume as normal, until another hare-brained scheme is conjured up in about two months.
 
"Muh family problemz" boy, for someone who loves to talk shit about them she always dusts off some drama when it's needed to reinforce her binging.

She needs to stop the act of giving a fuck because we all know she doesn't give two shits and one fuck about them in any capacity other than to emotionally manipulate people into thinking she is some poor poor wounded child.
 
She must have needed a pre-valentines day date. A pregame if you will.

I think that when she means “her family drama” she has to be referring to Becky’s like she does. She claims gf’s families as her own because her own doesn’t want her. There is NO way her week was exciting enough to have family of origin drama too.
 
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There it goes the last little bit of hope and :optimistic: i had for amber, she WILL die before her 40's . Food controls her and honestly as much as i despise her behaviour , its so so sad how she is a slave to her impulses. What a life.
 
Malibougie said:
I think that when she means “her family drama” she has to be referring to Becky’s like she does. She claims gf’s families as her own because her own doesn’t want her. There is NO way her week was exciting enough to have family of origin drama too.
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She said the bad news was concerning her "blood family". I love the way she words things.
 
Heidi84 said:
There it goes the last little bit of hope and :optimistic: i had for amber, she WILL die before her 40's . Food controls her and honestly as much as i despise her behaviour , its so so sad how she is a slave to her impulses. What a life.
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40's? you're being far too generous, I wouldn't be surprised if we see our gorl drop in her early 30's if not sooner at this rate.
 
Heidi84 said:
There it goes the last little bit of hope and :optimistic: i had for amber, she WILL die before her 40's . Food controls her and honestly as much as i despise her behaviour , its so so sad how she is a slave to her impulses. What a life.
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I certainty can apperciate the sentiment. But Hamby is a person who has show time and time again, she is not worth sympathy.

It would be truly heart breaking for a nice women who has a job, a family, a education and future who does their best in life and is still horribly crippled by a terrible disorder. That would be horrible to watch.

But not a manipulative, smug, greedy, narcissistic behemoth, she has proven she doesn't deserve good will from others. It's all a big joke and a paycheck to Albert (credit to @Tiny Clanger), until she realises how fucked she truly is.

She made her double wide bed, but now shes kicking and screaming about laying in it.

Ofc this is just my 2 cents.
 
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Aldora said:
She looooooves Destiny, she was heartbroken when she got cheated on and dumped.
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She loves Destiny because they did a lot more fun things together and she got full on sex from her that she didn’t get from anyone else. When I say love, it’s more loving in what Destiny did for her but not giving much herself that wasn’t just a bunch of gifts to keep her wrapped around her finger.
 
JambledUpWords said:
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She loves Destiny because they did a lot more fun things together and she got full on sex from her that she didn’t get from anyone else. When I say love, it’s more loving in what Destiny did for her but not giving much herself that wasn’t just a bunch of gifts to keep her wrapped around her finger.
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Yeah didn’t she say in response to someone asking what she missed most about Destiny, “i miss how she loved me”? Which sounds sweet til you realize she’s just saying, “i liked all the stuff she did for me.” And that she’s implying Becky doesn’t love her ENOUGH.
 
Aldora said:
she was heartbroken when she got cheated on and dumped.
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She was fuming because she didn't get to cheat and dump Destiny. I'll give her this, though. It was probably very disturbing and confusing to Amber, since AFAIK, it was the first time that she didn't cheat and break up with a girl.
 
Long time lurker said:
She was fuming because she didn't get to cheat and dump Destiny. I'll give her this, though. It was probably very disturbing and confusing to Amber, since AFAIK, it was the first time that she didn't cheat and break up with a girl.
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I was just about to reply this. Our gorl is a narcissist. She was "hurt" by the fact that someone could ever dream of, not only dumping her, but cheating on her. That's why she's hung up on Destiny. Not because she loved her per se, but because she lost whatever Destiny brought to the table before she had a back-up or was done using her and was ready to move on. IE someone to clean (what little was done was by Destiny), give her rides, etc. It was about control, and she lost it.
 
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