🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I messaged Eric asking him to install a hidden toilet cam in Amber and Blecky's bathroom but he was a real jerk about it. Common courtesy is free, you know.
That kind of thing might be encouraged in the ALR Facebook groups where they t.ouch t.he p.oop all day long to the point it's completely unfunny and gives AL more excuses but not here.
 
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She says it's nothing to do with TV, so any thoughts as to what the new chapter is in her life?
 
She says it's nothing to do with TV, so any thoughts as to what the new chapter is in her life?

Well if I know Amber, whenever she brags about some amazeen new thing in her life it’s gonna be fucking re.tarded, convoluted, ridiculous and she’ll stick to it for a day and a half, tops.

Also why would Amber write to a prisoner when she never even wrote to her mom when Mama Amber was in prison with cancer? Some of these suggestions people give her are fucking hilarious. Like... they’re good suggestions that normal decent people might do, but this is Amberlynn Reid we are talking about. She’s not going to hike, garden, write to prisoners, do any general philanthropy/volunteer work, donate her time, read to the elderly... none of that shit. This is the girl who can’t stop eating 10,000 calories per day for more than a day or two. She’s like IRL Kirby. She was made to consume.
 
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I can't think of a single life event, especially the obvious implication of weight loss surgery, that justifies someone AL's size eating whatever they want until it happens. except her funeral
 
Just so I have this straight:

Last week, it was some really bad news she wouldn't talk about that lead to her eating whatever she wanted (but she thinks she ought to be ashamed of it, so she's calling it a binge).

This week, it's some impending really good news she won't talk about that's leading to her eating whatever she wants (but she's pretending she's in control right now, so it's a choice she doesn't have to justify and not a binge per se).
 
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