🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I was watching some of Amber’s videos from Last year, and I noticed this guy blatantly checking her out right in front of Becky. What a fucking pig

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So to recap:

-"Cackling" fluid in the ear is just allergies
-Frequent styes are the result of bad makeup. It's definitely not because you're filthy AF.
-Circulatory issues are pulled muscles
-Car trouble is Becky running into ditches and not the wear and tear of transporting a metric fuckton for 4 hour round trips to Cheesecake Factory.
-tough love doesn't work on your gorl. lying to spare her feelings doesn't either.
-Sex is happening 10 times a week, but stirring soup still requires a chair.

Did I miss anything?
 
Maybe when she says sex is happening 10 times a week this time she means only clit stuff with just her hands. Becky could certainly sit on the edge of the bed and get that done while watching a few episodes of Naruto.
 
Keyboard Warrior said:
"I can lay down to do other things. lol just not sleep..."

Like fuck Chris Griffin 10 times a week. We know, gorl.
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Imagine the rhythmic slapping of their moist, cheese-scented folds whilst somehow in sexual congress:

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(Yes, I know it's Peter and Jackee Harry, but the body proportions are correct. Also, Amber could easily eat a pallet of cake.)
 
emspex said:
why do you people love to talk about amber and becky fucking so much...i just want to understand
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I don't think people really like thinking about them having sex (except for that one chick who was obsessed with Becky's pussy and the specific mechanics of their lovemaking). I think their relationship is so fucking boring and tedious and one-dimensional that any normal person who has had any kind of relationship, or hell, even a crush on someone, is reaching for a reason that these two dullards are together other than convenience and fear of dying alone. If the hot stuff is all off camera, then we can kind of understand. We've all forayed from our mom's basements to fuck people we didn't otherwise like or enjoy being around.
 
emspex said:
why do you people love to talk about amber and becky fucking so much...i just want to understand
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Because the sex between them must be amazing. Amberlynn has no hygienic issues and happens to be the cleanest and healthiest morbidly obese person over 500 lbs. Our boy Becky has dark hair and blue eyes, (what a catch) and according to Amberlynn, they have sex 10 times a week. I'm trying to figure out how her sex life is better than mine or maybe I'm just ugly.
 
neckiminaj said:
Because the sex between them must be amazing. Amberlynn has no hygienic issues and happens to be the cleanest and healthiest morbidly obese person over 500 lbs. Our boy Becky has dark hair and blue eyes, (what a catch) and according to Amberlynn, they have sex 10 times a week. I'm trying to figure out how her sex life is better than mine or maybe I'm just ugly.
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We’re all ugly compared to Amber. Amber is definitely the catch like you said. Not even Cindy Crawford can compare to the looks of Amber. That’s why Al gets attention from guys so often.
 
emspex said:
So basically you're all sad incels and like to discuss sex even when it concerns two disgusting landwhales? Got it.
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It's a reasonable question, so I'll offer a semi-serious response! I think it's a human impulse to peer into the abyss sometimes. It's born out of the same curiosity that slows traffic, whenever there's an accident. If you actively participate in this forum, you might be a sad incel. Or you might just find the whole shitshow morbidly fascinating. I don't think it's fair to paint everyone with the same broad stroke. Some people really are interested in the mechanics of landwhale sex, even if the visuals it conjures are pretty repulsive.

For me though, it's the egregiousness of that lie in particular--that they're not only intimate, but frequently intimate which anyone with eyes can surmise is definitely bullshit. It's not quite as awful as a false accusation of rape, but it's up there and it's worth discussing.
 
JambledUpWords said:
Amber is definitely the catch like you said. Not even Cindy Crawford can compare to the looks of Amber. That’s why Al gets attention from guys so often
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No, no, no. I know it's hard to believe, but Amber isn't the most beautiful human being to ever walk this earth. Men are always hitting on her because she has kevorka.

Cosmo Kramer said:
Next thing I knew, we were kissing passionately, deeply, and my hands were wandering over her voluptuous body. I had succumbed to the power of her kevorka.
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I couldn't be that men, women and children are staring in awe due to her massive size, loud and inappropriate behavior, and odd fashion choices (cat ears, anyone?).
 
I honestly don't doubt her when she says she gets hit on by men in public. She said it happened twice recently, and imagine if you are a guy who has a SSBBW fetish. There's not a lot of people her size out in public. She's like your white whale.
 
Someone made a thread for sharing your revolting theories on how they fuck (they don't)

But it looks like it was deleted? I thought that thread a good idea because I'm tired of reading about Amberlynn's "clit stuff" in every fucking thread.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee
 
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