🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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JambledUpWords said:
Big Al is clearly the medical expert like you mentioned. She puts every known doctor to shame with her prowess and aptitude on human anatomy and physiology. I don’t know about you, but I’d defined want Big Al as my surgeon.
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Surgeon, nutritionist, writer, high IQ, and beautiful skin. You forgot all of those and I just wanted to remind you.
 
She's completely misreading gawking at her stupendous mass as eyefucking, there's not nearly that many fat fetishists just walking about thirsting over women, much less ones that are into girls above the 300 pound range that hamber is well over.
 
Rabbit Bones said:
I went to the optometrist at Sams Club last year, and the chair had no arms and was massive. I think Walmart knows and obviously caters to their bus sized clientele.
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Walmart is basically linked to rising obesity rates in America (low prices - stores in every corner), customers like Amberlynne? They come in the millions.
 
Long Dong Johnson said:
She's completely misreading gawking at her stupendous mass as eyefucking, there's not nearly that many fat fetishists just walking about thirsting over women, much less ones that are into girls above the 300 pound range that hamber is well over.
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As a former fatty. It's a coping mechanism. You don't want to believe you are XXX amount of weight. You want to feel wanted so you pretend the person giving looks at your gigantic mass of a body is really thinking you're the hottest babe they have ever seen.
 
neckiminaj said:
For the last time, she does not have sleep apnea. Her airways are perfectly fine, it’s just her colds preventing her from breathing properly. This sleep position is the most comfortable position she has ever used and will continue to use because she doesn’t have sleep apnea.
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"I can lay down to do other things. lol just not sleep..."

Like fuck Chris Griffen 10 times a week. We know, gorl.
 
raritycunt said:
View attachment 641126 Amber must have just logged her meals for the day on MyFitnessPal because you only really “log in” when you do that. Seems she’s been at it for 2 weeks now.
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It's a nice thought, but you don't have to log meals to get credit for logging in. You just have to open the app or website while logged in to your account.

It's amazing the amount of excited encouragement her automated posts get.
 
The topic has moved on, but I think this spiel about men gawking at her is actually true. One detail is wrong: they don't gawk because they're attracted to her, men gawk at her because she's six hundred fucking pounds. Women have better peripheral vision than men, so they can take in the glory of our gorl without obviously staring at her, but although men can track moving objects better, they have to stare directly at something to see it properly (which is why they are worse at finding lost things, and why they get busted checking people out much more than women). Amber probably knows deep down that they're staring in horror rather than lust, but our gorl doesn't exactly have a reputation for being honest with herself.
 
A 550+ pound woman refusing to use a c-pap machine for her sleep apnea, gorl is taunting death. One night she's gonna fall asleep on pillow mountain and her body won't wake her up when she stops breathing like it has hundreds of times before. Imagine being Becky, waking up to that corpse, yikes. Still, ALR M.D. knows best ya'll.


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WeDon'tNeedToWhisper said:
A 550+ pound woman refusing to use a c-pap machine for her sleep apnea, gorl is taunting death. One night she's gonna fall asleep on pillow mountain and her body won't wake her up when she stops breathing like it has hundreds of times before. Imagine being Becky, waking up to that corpse, yikes. Still, ALR M.D. knows best ya'll.
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But then Becky gets another dead person story!


Strine said:
The topic has moved on, but I think this spiel about men gawking at her is actually true. One detail is wrong: they don't gawk because they're attracted to her, men gawk at her because she's six hundred fucking pounds. Women have better peripheral vision than men, so they can take in the glory of our gorl without obviously staring at her, but although men can track moving objects better, they have to stare directly at something to see it properly (which is why they are worse at finding lost things, and why they get busted checking people out much more than women). Amber probably knows deep down that they're staring in horror rather than lust, but our gorl doesn't exactly have a reputation for being honest with herself.
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I think alot more people just look politely away and comment to their friends with out looking at her. She's just full of lahs about this. She doesn't even bother bathing. There are BBWs. Then there is a pig being lead to the slaughter after fattening it self up for a few years on slop.

Hamber is the pig, not a BBW.
 
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"Whatever that means." :story:
 
thejackal said:
it means a bug crawling out of your nasty ass. yes new kiwis, this happened.
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Such a fucking classic. Who else would edit a damn video of themselves where a bug falls out of their head and post it for their (at the time) ~60k followers? That's our gorl. That's why it's extra hilarious when she pretends to have dignity or shame.
 
My guess is that these men that ''approach'' her are just asking if she's alright and needs an ambulance since she can't walk more than few feet without getting out off breath and looking like she's having a heart attack. Other possible theories are that she ran over someone's foot with a scootypuff or knocked over a shelf/rack with her scootypuff or shelf ass and interprets the ''excuse me miss'' as a pickup line.
 
She's too dainty and feminine for things like "hygiene issues", yall. So much so that she isn't even aware of what a hygiene issue could be, it's not like she's admitted to dirty unwashed and brushed hair before, that's totes not a hygiene issue albeit one of the few small ones she's disclosed out of the many she hasnt.
 
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