She's so mad about people bringing up how her past doesn't make any sense and invoking the good ol' false rape allegation every time she opens har ask fm. Don't they know she's trying to convince people she's a good person?
Nickocado needs to step it up with the calorie count if he wants to do an Amberlynn collaboration. 6,000 calories is a mid morning snack for Amber. He'd need at least 10,000 calories to make a video.
I thought the sex reply was a parody account... say it ain't so
"Just clit stuff" is a phrase I could have gone the rest of my life without hearing, especially in reference to big AL and her league of lesbians.
It looks an awful lot like she's holding a bite of orange chicken in her mouth.
She wrote the same, exact reply when people asked her about the kitten Becky's family found last year. Yeah, it's a lie.
That might be the only thing they have actually participated in. Not that I think it was voluntary, mind.
Ah! The only way to make Amber have an orgasm.
My bet was on this month. If she's not 600 elbees already, she's gotta be close though. Of course, we'll never know the truth unless we see an actual scale, and she's conveniently not showing it because...reasons.Get ready gorls, my 600 lb prediction thread bet is BACK ON TRACK
GUYS I have something horrifying to show you.
So I'm working on updating the ALR weigh-in graph to include all of her recorded weigh-ins, because I am a turbo autist. I'm dividing them by girlfriend, so I just copy-pasted a duplicate tab in Excel of the 2018 one, & the graph copied over too obviously.
So I go back to her first ever video and log the first weights - 368 in Nov 2013, and she also made reference to weighing 331 a year before.
I look at the graph and I'm like, huh that's weird, no points. But the trendline is still there, and it's maxing out at 560 at the far end of the graph.
That's when it hit me... the x axis was showing 2018 still.
That's right folks - with only TWO data points from over 5 years ago, Excel correctly estimated that by the end of 2018, Amberlynn would be 560 elbees.
And for reference, here is the same 2-point graph, but with the x-axis set from 2011ish to present.
I have to go back and watch the video, but didn't they get nipple clamps? I hope I didn't just imagine this.
I know in the video AL said they bought something, but was too proper and discreet to say what exactly. Was there any snooping done afterwards?
I mean, cool... but that exact console is sitting in the living room, with the same game, that you all play together.
Or has the bedbound saga REALLY begun and she got it to join in from her bed?
