🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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ADHD said:
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Don't be so hard on yourself, Amber. You could do it if you really put your mind to it.
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Amber and her weasel words again. She wants us to think she means she'll keep her gain to well under 100, but her pedant history leads me to believe we should read it as her being disappointed that she didn't get her 100 pound goal.

weaselhat said:
banana and mayo sandwich. yes. so would a tomato and mayo sandwich be odd outside of the southern US? asking for a friend.

oh and I just realized a few minutes ago why they use dish soap. Because they do not bathe regularly so it takes dawn to take the funk off.
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Yeah I think they're considered pretty weird. The South is the only place I've really seen tomato sandwiches, personally, and only in-season.
 
weaselhat said:
banana and mayo sandwich. yes. so would a tomato and mayo sandwich be odd outside of the southern US? asking for a friend.
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I know lots of people in the northeast who like tomato and mayo/butter sandwiches. Mostly people who grow their own tomatoes and like eating them warm off the vine. I've never seen anyone like a store bought tomato enough to eat it like that.
 
Bob Loblaw said:
It might be that dish liquid cuts the smegma and oil better than regular liquid soup. Isn't one of Dawn's selling points that it does a good job of cleaning oil from birds caught in derrick spills?

(I'll take my "horrifying" ratings now. Sigh.)
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So Dawn is an amazing soap, I've put what was supposed to be a one time use pan into dawn and water and have reused it half a dozen times. I use it to clean grates in my smoker. This is stuff that literally is routinely coated with tar. It can cut through oil just fine. Though all those things about it saving animals? Utterly lies. Those animals were exposed to an oil spill, they've normally by that point, consumed oil, or worse. So they still die..

I just wouldn't use dawn to..bathe. I mean some of them now have moisturizing I think..but thats to keep your hands from being dry when you wash dishes for 10 minutes..not..a bath.

I wouldn't be surprised if Hamber has Psoriasis. It's a common thing with diabetes. Her rampant dandruff is likely that and not showering, or using medicated shampoos. Head and shoulders doesn't work, you need clobex etc.

As for southern food? Naw wtf mayo and banana. I get tomato sammiches. Hell a good garden tomato is great with a bit of miracle whip on home made bread and some cheese. I get that. But who the fuck uses a banana ?
 
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Honestly people need to stop being so nice to this whale, how is the person who sent that question in supposed to know what Amber recently watched? Man it must be sad to send a genuinely nice question to someone and get a snappy “excuse me no LOL” type response.
 
meh, ask a stupid question...

Soooooo I guess I'm the only piece of human garbage who was bathed in dawn as a child? we used it not as soap per se, but as bubble bath (because it was cheaper than actual bubble bath).
 
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Bob Loblaw said:
It might be that dish liquid cuts the smegma and oil better than regular liquid soup. Isn't one of Dawn's selling points that it does a good job of cleaning oil from birds caught in derrick spills?

(I'll take my "horrifying" ratings now. Sigh.)
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It's good if your hair gets greasy. maybe AL should use it to wash her hair .

Whale Watcher said:
For anything shocking & puzzling that fatasses do like that, I've discovered that it can often be explained as being "a Southern Staple".
Another example that comes to mind is Whitney Thore's banana & mayo sandwich.



Thank you for this!! I love hearing about funny videos I haven't seen yet.
I must have missed the panic attack over tube turkey video when it first came out, bless u.
The Pride saga also sounds hilarious, but I haven't been able to forum-dive to the right page yet. Maybe today's the day.

Edit about the panic attack video: OH MY GOD GORL I AM ONLY 58 SECONDS INTO THIS VIDEO AND I AM ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY SHIT. "Mental things is scary" - with a 100% serious, sad grimace. Not even a second to pause afterwards and think no wait, that wasn't right.
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That's the face egg guy got tattooed on his butt cheek
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Soooooo I guess I'm the only piece of human garbage who was bathed in dawn as a child? we used it not as soap per se, but as bubble bath (because it was cheaper than actual bubble bath).
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Child me used it a number of times as bubble bath too. I don’t know why it seems to be such an affront to so many.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Soooooo I guess I'm the only piece of human garbage who was bathed in dawn as a child? we used it not as soap per se, but as bubble bath (because it was cheaper than actual bubble bath).
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Yeah, you trash, gorl. Sorry.

JK, I can see Dawn as bubble bath being a clever idea for kids. Way way too harsh for actual bathing or washing hair, though.
 
Birthday Dickpunch said:
JK, I can see Dawn as bubble bath being a clever idea for kids. Way way too harsh for actual bathing or washing hair, though.
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The skin under the folds of fatties is thin and breaks easily. That's why you see all the bleeding sores on MSHPL and they use tons of lotions and baby powders. I cannot even imagine what kind of damage dish soap does to brittle skin like that. He would be better off using those non-soap, no need to wash gentle body washes, that are meant for people who are bed bound or with skin conditions.
 
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"Seriously, listen to yourselves, you batshit crazy, RIDICULOUS haydurs!!!"

It. Makes. NO. Sense, y'all! HonestLynn would NEVER, ever lahh about her weight and fuck you for even thinking she would stoop to such a thing!

Although... I wonder if she remembers confessing to lying about her weight gain in the past to avoid "backlash" from her viewers. Kiwi Farms remembers.
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Guardsman42 said:
Naw wtf mayo and banana. I get tomato sammiches. Hell a good garden tomato is great with a bit of miracle whip on home made bread and some cheese. I get that. But who the fuck uses a banana ?
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Oh, the heathens are out there. Exhibit A:

This woman has a thread of her own actually, but it's a little dead.
 
Turd Blossom said:
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"Seriously, listen to yourselves, you batshit crazy, RIDICULOUS haydurs!!!"

It. Makes. NO. Sense, y'all! HonestLynn would NEVER, ever lahh about her weight and fuck you for even thinking she would stoop to such a thing!

Although... I wonder if she remembers confessing to lying about her weight gain in the past to avoid "backlash" from her viewers. Kiwi Farms remembers.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=tPxu346Pd6Y;t=346(timestamped for your convenience)

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Well, shit, she isn't wrong. It doesn't make any sense for her to lie about it, and yet here we are...

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Looks like Krystle is no longer in the picture.
 
AlexJonesGotMePregnant said:
Whitney! I haven't seen her since FPH was interesting to read. She's such weaksauce next to amberlynn's complete trashiness.
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She's not quite as trashy, but I think her show still had its own appeal in that it seemed like someone on the production team was the world's most undercover shitlord.
Stuff like ripped pants, shower injuries, her mom shaving her legs, her personal trainer firing her, scooty-puffing through the parade repping Big Girl Dance Class etc was all left in whereas Amberlynn would have the pride to cut at least some of that out.
But not Whitney. I always assumed that there was some sneaky little yes-man behind the camera that was downplaying anything embarrassing that she might think twice about showing. A TLC employee feeding her just enough "you go girl"s to get their HAES-fail money shot before moving on to filming one of their more blatant freakshows like M6PL.
 
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