🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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thejackal said:
Wait a minute, isn't their car like a 4 door speck Hyundai from 2011-13 that had like 60K miles on it when they bought it? 24k? LOL. She lies about the dumbest shit. Not even AL and Becky are dumb enough to pay 24K for a used Hyundai with that many miles already on it.
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You’re really giving them too much credit aren’t you
 
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DarkSydePundit said:
You’re really giving them too much credit don’t you
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I'm pretty cynical and not even I believe a dealer could put a 24k sticker on a POS high miles hyundai (some speculation earlier it was a rental fleet vehicle) that's 4-6 years old just waiting for our gorl to walk in with her deep yewtube pockets. If the dealer actually did pull that off, well kudos, a sucker is born every minute!
 
thejackal said:
I'm pretty cynical and not even I believe a dealer could put a 24k sticker on a POS high miles hyundai (some speculation earlier it was a rental fleet vehicle) that's 4-6 years old just waiting for our gorl to walk in with her deep yewtube pockets. If the dealer actually did pull that off, well kudos, a sucker is born every minute!
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Amber is the ultimate person to sell to

Dumb as a boulder, has too much cash on her hand and everything she buys is a impulse buy.

She also rationalizes every buying decision however dumb it might’ve been
 
Ehhh I know someone who has the same car circa 2011. Comparing the interiors (particularly the dash), there's no way hers is as old as my friend's.

I'm pretty sure that car is like a 2016 or 2015. It was only like a year old when they got it, IIRC. 24K is still a lot for a chinky little sedan but that's standard these days.
 
GargoyleGorl said:
I feel personally attacked by this.

I just wanted to find a safe place on the internet to quietly judge (and/or gossip about) people who intentionally make a public spectacle of themselves. Is that so wrong? *sniffle*

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This is the exact type of dumb fuck question she would ask herself. The answer is equally as fucking brain dead. It's not even a fucking answer. Just don't reply to the question if you really don't know what it's about.
 
Definitely some weird ass southern thing. Hey it was good enough as a flea bath so why wouldn't it be good enough to bathe a fatty? Dishsoap is basically all-in-one soap. Like hippies use that Dr Bronners stuff so do american Southerners use Dawn dish soap.
 
I give her ask.fm staying open until mid-February when she will once again unceremoniously disable it because of questions about whether or not she’s still with Becky.

It is refreshing though to see her interacting with the haydurz on a different platform once again.
 
God, she has been fucking insufferable retweeting every single delusional NPC who thinks encouragement or congratulations are warranted. Gorl, I know you're such a dull-witted trainwreck that all you can do to get attention is troll people for orange chicken shekels, but sanctimony of this calibre is so cartoonishly ludicrous that you're going to lose the detractors that line your pockets.


ETA: it is not possible that she got an all-clear for beetus. I don't mean this in the "omg she's clearly 600 elbees" way, I mean she has every single observable symptom of what is at best severe insulin resistance and at worst runaway diabetes. There is no alternative that is medically possible. If she seriously believes she doesn't need to treat herself for this, her feet are going to rot off her body. Best case scenario: she's lying and treating herself. Likeliest: her toes are rotting off as we speak.
 
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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Ehhh I know someone who has the same car circa 2011. Comparing the interiors (particularly the dash), there's no way hers is as old as my friend's.

I'm pretty sure that car is like a 2016 or 2015. It was only like a year old when they got it, IIRC. 24K is still a lot for a chinky little sedan but that's standard these days.
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$24k sounds like a lot but when you consider that Amberlynn has no credit at all and there’s no way they bought the car outright, $24k sounds about right.
 
Dr. Studman M.D. said:
Destiny washes herself with dish liquid, too. Dish liquid dries the fuck out of your skin imagine your whole body feeling like sand paper. Is this a Southern thing?

You can't argue it's a poverty thing because you can get body wash from the dollar store.
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I checked a Lexington Kroger's (online, obviously) for the cheapest unit price for dish soap vs shower wash, and it seems to come out on the side of dish soap.

25 fluid ounces of 'check this out' dish soap for $1.19 vs 26.5 fluid ounces of 3 in 1 kids soap for $2.49.
 
Amber blatantly ignored every single person asking for an update on her sleep apnea situation and her Dr's weightloss competition during her livestream yesterday, and it appears she's continuing this trend on her ask.fm. But thank god she's addressing the important questions:
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And although I couldn't give a rat's ass whether she tries keto, I find it pretty amusing that she's following "doctor's orders" on this but is conveniently dismissing her doc's advice to go on a low-carb diet.
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Also, checkmate, haydurs! Amber's posted PROOF of her A1C. Make of this what you will.
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CreedenceLeonoreGielgud said:
I checked a Lexington Kroger's (online, obviously) for the cheapest unit price for dish soap vs shower wash, and it seems to come out on the side of dish soap.

25 fluid ounces of 'check this out' dish soap for $1.19 vs 26.5 fluid ounces of 3 in 1 kids soap for $2.49.
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What a miserable existence.

Edit for clarity: It has to suck to have to bathe your kids in dish soap because that extra $1.30 is a meaningful amount.
 
2018:
Amber demands that Becky chauffer her to/fetch her food from every restaurant in Kentucky; spends thousands on Torrid clothing for herself; treats herself to every journal/scrunchie/pair of tacky earrings Wommart has to offer; skips out on supporting her community for Pride opting to stay in her hotel room gorging on UberEats instead; ignores Twinkie's health issues; makes a 3-part series whining about all her self-imposed struggles; buys an expensive camera/computer setup and puts no effort into learning how to use them; buys an expensive new iPhone because using her fancy camera is too "hard"; films herself having a panic attack because Becky forgot the tubed turkey; can't be bothered to support Eric at the hospital for his neutering surgery; takes several breaks from her demanding schedule to focus on herself; publicly complains about being abandoned by a dietitian who offered her services free of of charge; publicly accuses Becky and the boys of enabling and "not caring enough" about her; made several videos sobbing about how "worried" she is for herself; spent her days coloring, watching videos and sassing haydurs on SM; and instead of taking the tiniest sliver of responsibility for any of her issues, Big Al chose to either throw Becky under the bus or blame the haydurs/Weight Watchers/Lexapro/The Binge Monster/insomnia/depression/her baby-soft feet.

2019: "I'm finally going to put MYSELF first this year!"
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Dr. Studman M.D. said:
Destiny washes herself with dish liquid, too. Dish liquid dries the fuck out of your skin imagine your whole body feeling like sand paper. Is this a Southern thing?

You can't argue it's a poverty thing because you can get body wash from the dollar store.
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I have never heard of anyone doing this. But maybe it’s a Kentucky thing.
 
xenomorph said:
Why would she need to censor her own name and date on the results?

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My thoughts exactly...and I've never seen a test with only that as the listed result...

Just wait Hamber till you get to main line insulin to make it another month and do weekly injections of Trulicity which makes you have diaherra daily, horrid sulphur burps, and vomitting. Don't worry, you can also just ignore your dangerous fucking conditions and die a long painful death.

I really don't get why she refuses to get a proper blood panel. At least she'd know what will kill her or not then.
 
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