🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Kelly Bundy said:
Happy last hurrahh gals! After going through way too many vlogs from the beginning of the year, it's incredible how much weight they've both gained. Becky most definitely has hit 300lbs long time ago and at least to me it truly looks like they've 100 lbs each.
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Becky's gained at least 75 pounds since getting with AL. I would not be surprised if your estimation is correct and it's closer to 100. She had no neck then and still somehow visually she has less neck now. We need a quantum theorist to help us with such a paradox of matter - how no neck can become even more no neck. Both of Shrodinger's boxes contain the absence of a neck.

Becky's New Year Resolution best include dumping AL before other key parts of her carcass start disappearing as well. She's gonna end up a large, seamless blob if she doesn't turn this around quickly.
 
raritycunt said:
It seems people are starting to call AOut on her shit more often on twitter, this particular girl made a comment about how minimal her vlogs are and amber replied with her usual sassy “honey boo boo” shit.

Yes honey there’s NOTHING sadder than watching the videos of an obese lesbian that has neither loving family nor the ability to wipe her arse. Nothing at all, except perhaps being the one LIVING these videos?
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People's morbid curiosity on freakshows isn't anything new...plus the entertainment of AL being in complete denial. Or that she is just gaining and staying fat because she knows that's why people watch her....
 
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8008135 said:
I think it's illustrated even more horrifyingly several pages back. Like ... holy fucking shit.
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This was the after pic that made me realize I was underestimating Becky’s size simply because she’s always pictured next to AL, making her look smaller. On her own, she’s proper huge.
 
raritycunt said:
It seems people are starting to call AOut on her shit more often on twitter, this particular girl made a comment about how minimal her vlogs are and amber replied with her usual sassy “honey boo boo” shit.

Yes honey there’s NOTHING sadder than watching the videos of an obese lesbian that has neither loving family nor the ability to wipe her arse. Nothing at all, except perhaps being the one LIVING these videos?
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All she does is fail and lie about failing. What is the point of watching her videos except to laugh?
 
Naw, it's hillbilly genetics. She fell off her bike once and fell on her face.

If it was bad enough to knock her whole face outta whack then there would be obvious scarring.

All the Thumb's scars are on the *inside*, poor morbid thing.....
 
Dog Prom 3D said:
Becky's gained at least 75 pounds since getting with AL. I would not be surprised if your estimation is correct and it's closer to 100. She had no neck then and still somehow visually she has less neck now. We need a quantum theorist to help us with such a paradox of matter - how no neck can become even more no neck. Both of Shrodinger's boxes contain the absence of a neck.

Becky's New Year Resolution best include dumping AL before other key parts of her carcass start disappearing as well. She's gonna end up a large, seamless blob if she doesn't turn this around quickly.
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No Necky Becky's lowest this year was around the 250-260 area. She's taller than Amber so I'm guessing her weight around the 330's or 340's now. I think this is the best time to use ''balloon'' as a verb since both of them have just grown since abandoning their diets in February and the vacay to pride truly was a weight gain trip for them. Becky is one of those unfortunate fatfucks that gain the weigh on their faces. Amber used to be so proud of being a deathfat with a ''skinny'' face, it's gone.

I tried to find good shots of Becky from the beginning of the year but I was quite unsuccessful. Same for Amber. (RIP my sanity).

For Amber: She has reached the My 600lb life status. To me it looks like she's reached the 570's, but honesty, you fat. Once you hit it, 100 lbs gained or loosed is no longer visible to a normal viewer. She bed bound and all that shit but like diet starts on January 1st. I'm really hyped for the ''I'm 600lbs'' videos already. :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
 
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Kelly Bundy said:
For Amber: She has reached the My 600lb life status. To me it looks like she's reached the 570's, but honesty, you fat. Once you hit it, 100 lbs gained or loosed is no longer visible to a normal viewer. She bed bound and all that shit but like diet starts on January 1st. I'm really hyped for the ''I'm 600lbs'' videos already. :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
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One of the worst 600 Lb Lifers, Penny Saeger, was actually 530 lbs at the beginning of her episode. Fucking Penny is daintier than big AL. She truly has reached MSHPL status and she'll never admit it.
 
Kelly Bundy said:
Amber used to be so proud of being a deathfat with a ''skinny'' face, it's gone.
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Wait, really? She's had a goddamn round-ass moon face since forever. Even as a tubby kid. I get someone like Tess Holliday saying something like that, and it's not even true for her anymore.
 
Bunny said:
Apparently Becks was in an accident that made her face crooked. idk.
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You’re lovely. But what I meant was that brow is really fucked, even for Becky. I hate to admit this but :powerlevel: I have photoshopped and drawn Beckys face so much I am almost too familiar with it. :powerlevel: The brows are usually not that bad, the nose and jaw is crooked to shit.
 
Bunny said:
Apparently Becks was in an accident that made her face crooked. idk.
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From a medical standpoint, I wonder how her supposed accident resulted in a lack of neck vertebrae. My guess is the "accident" involved wine coolers, vehicles, the corpses of various relatives and a Kentuckian intelligence level.
 
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