🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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BerriesArnold said:
A garden hose and a kiddie pool would go a long way.
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Need some thing bigger then a kiddie pool.

I wonder if they have any of those dog shower places, it's self service, basically an enclosed shack you can strap a dog to a table etc, or at the least they can't get out the door. Take Hamber into one and hose her down might be really the only way she can bathe.

Maybe thats why the 6 AM run to Lexington, gotta take a bath before seeing a doctor..
 
Hungry fatchick did a weigh-in on Christmas and apparently she weighs 393lbs, almost 200lbs less than our gorl. She's 5'1 or 5'2.

 
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As we approach 2019 we enter a new ALR era, one of binging, Becky abuse and weight gain. Call me a little bitch but I do sort of feel bad for AL. Don't get me wrong she is a rotten person and there is nobody to blame but her, but can you imagine being completely ruined by the time you're 30? Even if she does lose the weight *she won't* her body will never look "normal". Not to mention her below average intelligence and her bouts of denial.

I feel like AL would get a lot more compassionate comments though if she wasn't so damn smug and didn't constantly try and seem "sassy". I honestly found her channel funny in previous years but now it's just sad. I know we are all tired of Amber and her shit but can collectively agree the unnecessary death of a young person is always sad.
 
Amberlynn's made it to 28 years old and her body's worse than someone who's 98. I don't understand how our gorl can be losing circulation in her leg but still try to justify eating out every single day. Also what the fuck was Becky (who does nothing but paint and take Walmart trips) doing that was so urgent that she couldn't take her girlfriend and provider to the doctor when Amber was worried she had a fucking blood clot. Finally, she's been diagnosed with sleep apnea (surprise surprise), and she can't even walk or stand for more than five minutes without extreme pain. But despite all that our gorl's doctor decided Amber is obese but "healthy".

Honestly I don't even feel bad for her anymore. She has had so many "wake up calls" and realizations that she's going to die. Maybe when she has to have her leg amputated she will finally understand, but I really doubt that. Anyway, happy birthday Amberlynn, I hope your binge is filled with cake and pie!
 
I'll try to not be a cunt for one post and wish Amber a happy birthday (try being the operative word). I'm also offering a gift which she can, of course, refuse to accept.


Someone posted this video in the Boogie thread and I'm shamelessly re-posting. My gift isn't the video, which I suspect Amber has already seen. My gift are the comments I'll make here:

- This man is obviously older than Amber, but this shouldn't be an excuse for her to claim she still has time. I bet he wasn't a morbidly obese child,
- On his first weight-in he gained weight, but that didn't stop him from continuing,
- He focus his videos on weight-ins and exercise, but that doesn't mean he didn't change his eating habits,
- His weight loss didn't happen over night.

If Amber is capable of looking at this video without having the (few) gears in her head spinning trying to figure out a way to cheat, she might make some progress. I won't hold my breath, though.
 
She’s really showing her fat privilege by using Snapchat that no cool and intersting person would use.

She’s over there having the time of her life and us popular kids can’t view her snaps because we’re cool and interesting.
 
lol calm down
yall are a bunch of sissyfags, amberlynn is dying and it's hilarious, it's all her own doing. she built this super obese sized coffin for herself and now she has to lay in it. if she choked on her own fat in her sleep tomorrow no one would miss her. i don't feel bad because she's a lying, conniving cunt, that's how she got to 580 lbs by parasitically mooching off of others and eating herself into oblivion despite literally thousands of people telling her how to help herself. everyone she's ever dated has gained weight. she doesn't care about the people she dates, they are her chauffeurs so she can stuff her face more. that's all they are to her. she doesn't care about her fans, they are just supporting her hoarding and binging addictions. the only reason anyone feels bad for her is because she's manipulative and has played this game for years.
 
dasanic said:
yall are a bunch of sissyfags, amberlynn is dying and it's hilarious, it's all her own doing. she built this super obese sized coffin for herself and now she has to lay in it. if she choked on her own fat in her sleep tomorrow no one would miss her. i don't feel bad because she's a lying, conniving cunt, that's how she got to 580 lbs by parasitically mooching off of others and eating herself into oblivion despite literally thousands of people telling her how to help herself. everyone she's ever dated has gained weight. she doesn't care about the people she dates, they are her chauffeurs so she can stuff her face more. that's all they are to her. she doesn't care about her fans, they are just supporting her hoarding and binging addictions. the only reason anyone feels bad for her is because she's manipulative and has played this game for years.
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calm down
 
raritycunt said:
What was she saying it about now?
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People were saying that the last video wasn't filmed on the 26th like she said in the video. Her explanation was that was the day she was posting it. So, she told everybody to calm the fuck down.
That gorl believes she has fans. Doesn't even realize she is the fat lady in the circus that everyone is paying a quarter to stare at.
 
dasanic said:
yall are a bunch of sissyfags, amberlynn is dying and it's hilarious, it's all her own doing. she built this super obese sized coffin for herself and now she has to lay in it. if she choked on her own fat in her sleep tomorrow no one would miss her. i don't feel bad because she's a lying, conniving cunt, that's how she got to 580 lbs by parasitically mooching off of others and eating herself into oblivion despite literally thousands of people telling her how to help herself. everyone she's ever dated has gained weight. she doesn't care about the people she dates, they are her chauffeurs so she can stuff her face more. that's all they are to her. she doesn't care about her fans, they are just supporting her hoarding and binging addictions. the only reason anyone feels bad for her is because she's manipulative and has played this game for years.
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Hi Michael. How's the beetus? Also, lol calm down.
 
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