🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Ha! I love when she calls herself a "bigger gorl". Soon she'll be honestly able to say "biggest gorl".

Not that she would tho....Big Al never tells the truth....
 
DarkSydePundit said:
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Can the dietitian get her own thread?

She’s in the caption ‘fiercely protecting’ her clients from any people trying to count their calories.

It’s harassment, y’all.
And also fat shaming.

If YOU tell me my 2lb French fries portion with chocolate sauce is AT LEAST 2,000 kcal I will fucking wreck your shit.

I could see why Amber would like her.
The dietitian is also STILL crying from harassment after what, 7 days?
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That's. not. her. Show me ONE fucking receipt. One.

Does the fact that Amberlynn's dietitian told her nothing matters as long as she stays under her calories jive with this chick screeching that calorie counting isn't allowed?

That chick doesn't need her own thread. She's not a cow, she's just a sheltered girl who has never been trolled and is freaking out about it. It's kind of funny for a minute but ffs let it go. If you can't prove that's Amberlynn's mythical dietitian then PLEASE shut the fuck up about it, full stop. It's so tryhard and forced at this point.
 
Good lord. The whole "put yourself first" and "self-care" is supposed to be a reminder in a busy life full of responsibilities to take some time to chill out so you don't wear yourself down physically or mentally. I love how people like Chantal and AL use it to excuse their laziness. She's certainly going to be first into the grave from that household, that's for sure.

I also can't wait to see how long this schedule will last. I'm guessing week after next (and I think I'm being :optimistic: with this...) that she'll have another sad video of how this schedule is too demanding of her and she needs to take a break.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
That's. not. her. Show me ONE fucking receipt. One.

Does the fact that Amberlynn's dietitian told her nothing matters as long as she stays under her calories jive with this chick screeching that calorie counting isn't allowed?

That chick doesn't need her own thread. She's not a cow, she's just a sheltered girl who has never been trolled and is freaking out about it. It's kind of funny for a minute but ffs let it go. If you can't prove that's Amberlynn's mythical dietitian then PLEASE shut the fuck up about it, full stop. It's so tryhard and forced at this point.
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Add to this that she legitimately could have her career ruined by this and it's sort of rage inducing.

This is a person who likely will end up working with patients who are children with shit like anoxeria etc. I am willing to bet she really will, but some fucksticks on the internet with zero proof are going to spend months now constantly bringing random shit up because some fatcunt named Amberlynn Reid made up a story about a dieitician.

Honestly the whole point of that message is that no matter who you are, she's willing to help. Which says a fuck of alot more then most medical people will do now. She's a young idealist. Instead of screeching for a new lolcow, turn your energy into finding who the fuck is harassing her and putting their info all over KF.

Fuck sake people, we don't need to go out of way to ruin some one's career, we already watch people eat them selves to death or shit their beds or go completely insane.
 
Strine said:
she has to go to them, and Becky is too big a sped to get her there (also the axle of the car would break
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It's late so I may be buggy but this made me laugh. You're right. Becky really is too exceptional and emotionally unstable to do more than drive AL to Lexington periodically. What a stunning indictment of Becky's life - she can haul Amber to any number of big box stores and chain restaurants but could never manage the logistics of anything that required her to travel more than 100 miles from her mama's house. Amber managed to find a caretaker who is less competent than she is - a low bar, to be sure - and is now well and truly stuck.
 
I guess staying up till the crack of dawn because you dont have work or school, eating shit and answering IG questions doesn't count as putting yourself first

Edit: I also love how eating makes her such a retard, you would think she would realize a morbidly obese supposed binge eater posting at 6 in the morning is pretty bad optics but she just HAD to get on the gram after eating that early morning walmart pizza, gorl
 
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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
That's. not. her. Show me ONE fucking receipt. One.

Does the fact that Amberlynn's dietitian told her nothing matters as long as she stays under her calories jive with this chick screeching that calorie counting isn't allowed?

That chick doesn't need her own thread. She's not a cow, she's just a sheltered girl who has never been trolled and is freaking out about it. It's kind of funny for a minute but ffs let it go. If you can't prove that's Amberlynn's mythical dietitian then PLEASE shut the fuck up about it, full stop. It's so tryhard and forced at this point.
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I never said it was AMBER‘S DIETITIAN.
Learn to fucking read you dog.

She is cowish as a dietitian.
That was my whole point of the post.

She would get a thread on Beauty Parlor just on the bullshit she spews in her posts.

She is just related to Amber because she felt the need to blast MUH HARASSMENT to EVEN MORE people like Amber which didn‘t really make the ‚threats‘ drop according to her.
 
Hi, sorry I'm not completely familiar with all things regarding this rotund darling of a person but I thought you might like to know that she is the exact weight of the mother character from "What's Eating Gilbert Grape". I won't spoil the movie for you but one scene involves moving her with a crane.

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Something I've been wondering today after seeing the video compilations from the last 2 weeks of AOnly getting 4 hours or less of sleep at a time, and that FitBit sleep diagram we saw a while ago that showed AL waking up like 27 times in a 5 hour period, is how the fuck can Becky and the gays see AL sleeping, not breathing, gasping for air, and waking up gasping without being the least bit worried about her fucking dying? Like how is it possible to witness this:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qCh7JehFX90https://youtube.com/watch?v=TgC_S09Xea4https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=kTUjQ-IcKPU;t=55https://youtube.com/watch?v=YV2XSjyzNO0https://youtube.com/watch?v=W1QyJu9Zt4s
and think, 'Oh, that's just how big people snore,' it literally looks like they are dying in front of you and need CPR. Like, usually it's the person's loved ones begging them to take care of it. Do they just not give a fuck, or does SassyLynn tell them they're a bunch of dumb hicks?
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Maybe they're hoping... :|
 
I don't think I could ever keep up with the so-called Amberlore myself, since this bitch's videos are so boring I can hardly sit through them. I do like to put on videos of other people summing up how dysfunctional she is for me as background noise, though. It's like a soap opera.
 
Coincidence that all the take-downs are happening on a day that AL just happens to be up "early?" This was posted around 10 AM her time.
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Also, found this from about a month ago. What kind of psychopath has different types of handwriting?
 

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Posted this on the wrong thread earlier. Sorry.

But yea, somebody chickened out. Hahaha. Go on, gorl. Soon enough it won't be for you to say whether or not the hospital is "for you".
 

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I liek fr0gs said:
Posted this on the wrong thread earlier. Sorry.

But yea, somebody chickened out. Hahaha. Go on, gorl. Soon enough it won't be for you to say whether or not the hospital is "for you".
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So she's legit in the ER, and bails?

I suspect her health is far far worse then she lets on and I bet Becky is pretty fucking pissed. It's clearly the middle of the night, and Becky had to drive her to the ER, for her to Bail.
 
maybe there was nowhere for her to sit and wait because the chairs have arms.

While they were shopping for outdoor furniture at walmart she mentioned she couldn't do chairs with arms, while Becky rocked in a rocking chair.
 
Maybe she meant she was at the hospital but not for her as in she tagged along while Becky took someone else, knowing this would set off speculation. Eric hasn't posted a vlog in a few days, maybe he shit himself all the way back to the ER.
 
I liek fr0gs said:
Posted this on the wrong thread earlier. Sorry.

But yea, somebody chickened out. Hahaha. Go on, gorl. Soon enough it won't be for you to say whether or not the hospital is "for you".
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Amber 101: she's an attention whore.

Amber is so desperate for attention that she has, for the last 5 years, showed her bizarre life and body, submitting herself to public humiliation just so people would look at her.

The real reason why she's stopped doing daily vlogs is because there is nothing to show anymore. Her life got so small and boring that a trip to the ER is something to brag about.

Like @My Fatness Pal, I believe what Amber meant was that she was accompanying someone - the ER trip was not because she needed medical help. Amber being Amber, she made this post in the most ambiguous was she could, because she wants people to pay attention to her 24/7.

Every fucking thing Amber releases on the internet is meant to bring attention to her. She is smart enough to manipulate people into talking about her, but she's too stupid to realize there will be backlash.
 
Not gonna sperg about her handwriting, but I will say this: the first two sets of handwriting seem to be written painfully slow with signs of hesitation. The third appears to be the most natural of the three, so I’d guess her handwriting looks like that when she doesn’t take her time.
 
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