🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Is it just me...or did Becky look like Chantel during the FaceSwap sequence?
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How the fuck is someone's face too fat for a filter?! My God, Amberlynn.
 
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sperginity said:
I believe about 1/200 die in the riskiest class of people undergoing wls (rny gastric bypass anyway, lap band is safer from what I know).
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They really aren’t doing so many lap bands anymore because of slipping, and growing in to the stomach itself. Having to go for fills is also something that people don’t love doing.

“The Cadillac” of WLS was gastric bypass rny. It was touted 5 years ago as the gold standard, but now the sleeve gastrectomy is proving to be the safest because they don’t rearrange one’s innards.
 
Free_Resonance said:
"Do you see what I see?"

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Gorl, those shirts/dresses (king sized bed sheets) couldn't hide that camel-toe forever.

But honestly, I can't tell if its just the fupa she stuffs into her crusty leggings, or her coochie desperately trying to make a great escape.
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It's not her fupa.

From Voat: Obeast Anatomy Lessons.
I see the term FUPA thrown around a lot in this sub verse, often inaccurately. I'm a fan of speaking strictly and a glutton for punishment, so I'm going to walk you shitlords through a lesson on hambeast anatomy.

As you may or may not know, the term FUPA stands for "fat upper-pubic area." Here is an example of a FUPAJPG.

A FUPA is NOT the same thing as a panniculus. The panniculus, or pannus, is a medical term for the dense layer of subcutaneous fat in the lower abdominal area.

What's the difference, you may be asking? The panniculus extends from the abdomen, the FUPA extends from above the genitals.

To further distinguish the type of panniculus on an obeast, medical professionals assign to each case one of five grades. The grade categories are defined as follows:

  • Grade 1: Panniculus barely covers the hairline of the mons pubis, but not the genitals.
  • Grade 2: Extends to cover the genitals.
  • Grade 3: Extends to cover the upper thigh.
  • Grade 4: Extends to cover the mid thigh.
  • Grade 5PNG: Extends to cover the knees and beyond.
In "smaller" fats with a grade 1 panniculus, the FUPA may be visible, as is the case in this exampleJPG. Here, the panniculus is the exposed flap of flab and the FUPA is visible underneath the sweatpants.

Often with the morbidly obese, however, the panniculus extends over the FUPA, hiding it from view. If you wanted to have a gander at the FUPA of a full sized eatbeast, you'd need meat hooks or a team of exhausted, underpaid, and underappreciated nurses to lift the panniculus out of the way. The three beasts on the left of this pictureJPG almost certainly have FUPAs, but they are (thankfully or not) covered by their grade 3 panniculi. The women on the right, however, only has a grade 1 panniculus and thus her FUPA is visible underneath her pink bathing suit.

So there you have it. Now you know how to accurately refer to parts of the "human" body that shouldn't exist (but do) and can fatshame with accuracy.
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FUPA-pic.jpg Fupa.jpg
 
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So Amber is using a 4 year old picture for her YouNow and the YouTube profile picture has to be at least 3 years old, right?

Why would you want to do that other than to catfish other people.
 
Malibougie said:
They really aren’t doing so many lap bands anymore because of slipping, and growing in to the stomach itself. Having to go for fills is also something that people don’t love doing.

“The Cadillac” of WLS was gastric bypass rny. It was touted 5 years ago as the gold standard, but now the sleeve gastrectomy is proving to be the safest because they don’t rearrange one’s innards.
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She would have the most success with the RNY. Sleeve is good, but RNY is still the surgery with the greatest success rate, especially for the super morbidly obese.
 
DarkSydePundit said:
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So Amber is using a 4 year old picture for her YouNow and the YouTube profile picture has to be at least 3 years old, right?

Why would you want to do that other than to catfish other people.
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All deathfats use the one flattering photo they took four years ago for everything. She likes that one because her beady mole eyes aren't so dwarfed by her giant cheesewheel face.
 
Strine said:
All deathfats use the one flattering photo they took four years ago for everything. She likes that one because her beady mole eyes aren't so dwarfed by her giant cheesewheel face.
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"Giant cheesewheel face" is the best description of her since "beanbag in a hurry"
 
8008135 said:
Same. My brain was so horrified by the sight of her barely-human arms that her fucked-up FUPA never even registered.
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How does she have such relatively small forearms? Don't get me wrong, her forearms are massive, but like her tits, her body seems to deposit fat there as a last resort. Her arms look like lollipops.
 
Hecate14 said:
Large lady took it pretty well. I think she noticed a lot of people staring. Her caretaker/jabba slave girl scurried out and pulled up a van and helped lumber her inside. For schadenfreude reasons I was hoping she'd Hulk out, but it appeared she lacked the energy/fortitude to put up a stink.
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Despite Amber's example, not all fat people are sense of entitlement cunts
 
Free_Resonance said:
"Do you see what I see?"

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Gorl, those shirts/dresses (king sized bed sheets) couldn't hide that camel-toe forever.

But honestly, I can't tell if its just the fupa she stuffs into her crusty leggings, or her coochie desperately trying to make a great escape.
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They call it a "Front butt" for a reason. When death fats get to a certain size, their stomach creates a crease in the middle, resembling an ass. That's the bottom of her stomach.
 
It will be fun to see how she handles it if she gets bald spots like Chantal. Using hair fibers is probably too much effort for her.
 
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