🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Not to bring up her gross teeth again, but
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ADHD said:
She's not necessarily eating 3500 calories of food (although she might be), she probably gets a sizeable chunk from her drinks.
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The food isn't to hard for her either though. Her digestive system is all manner of screwed up now, used to huge quanities. She doesn't feel full so she eats huge amounts to feel full. Which causes it to swell more to accodomate more food over time. I have no doubt in just her hard foods, she's eating 3500 a day. Look at the size of her glasses, each of those is 300+ calories if she has soda.

Of course being diabetic, with a god awful diet, she's constantly thirsty, so she drinks more, but being her size? She's probably pissing her self and would tell her Haydurs how she only goes once or twice a day. <I don't know how since she can't fit in the bathroom> and thus, it's normal.
 
God, I wonder how much weight she'd lose by changing literally nothing except switching over to drinking just water. Keep all of the food the same, just change her drinks.

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Was it the Simpsons or ..maybe another TV series. Where the main character starts a 'diet' bar thing or some such. LIke 'take this when you eat your meals' sort of supplement. I forgot the exact details. So the character just is wolfing down a box and having a meal with each.

Hamber just made me think of that for like asspatting her self. <Isn't it even asspatting any more when your ass is literally the size of another person?>. Yass gorl, you had some veggies. In portion sizes meant to feed a family of 4.
 
Dr. Studman M.D. said:
Every year since I've paid attention to her she seems to come down with bouts of vomiting. She had such a bout last year going into this year and it seemed like it going on forever. Going back to the Destiny days she was in and out of ER with bouts of vomiting from what I remember. Coincidently the bouts of vomiting I was here for were during the holiday season. At least last years was.
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I'm willing to bet she's getting food borne illnesses, not a flu. Eating more often (and eating out more often) increases risk of that. She seems to reheat things alot, too, which can be tricky wrt food safety.
 
PuckishRogue said:
I wonder what it is about Destiny that has Amber so stuck on her. I mean, she's not exactly the best looking dyke in the march. Better than Becky, sure, but it seems like even if she had a better dyke than Becky, she'd still be stuck on Destiny.
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Really late because I might or might not have dropped my tablet downstairs then trodden on it, but I don't think it's as much about Destiny per se as it is about the ego injury caused by Destiny fucking off.

We all know Big Albert considered herself the smart, together one of that pairing and she lost a lot when D noped out - her illusion of being the dominant partner, the security that illusion gave her, her "independent" life. By any metric, Big Al has only gone backwards since Destiny split - as her living standards have gone down her weight has gone up and she's now absolutely stuck in Shitsville with a barely sentient Thumb, an animated haircut and a chicken-strangler who looks like he's eyeing up the area where most people have a neck.

Destiny represents all that and, even worse, she bumped Albert for another someone to whom AL considers herself superior. She's romanticized her time with Destiny to the time when she was young, beautiful and independent (yep, ego is a helluva drug) and sees it all as being taken away from her - yearning for Dustin is just the personification of all that, and it's so much easier to yearn than to get off one's gigantic arse and rebuild. You know, like normal people do.

She did the same with Krystal, just not to the same extent. But when she was with Destiny she was always harping on about Krystal, turning that relationship into some idealised version of what it actually was and solidifying it with a ridiculous number of presents. It's a way to hold on to someone and not deal with the gnarly reality, especially when that reality is so very damaging - AL defines herself largely by her relationships and how she perceives her role in them; without someone to "prove" she is desirable and who will accept the submissive position to satisfy her ego, she got nuffin.

If Thumbelina ever wises up and AL moves on* then Becky will become the perfect relationship. And it has the added bonus of the perfect control mechanism as the newest sped will be trying to live up to this seminal, exquisite pairing. Even tho it never existed and can't have been perfect cos otherwise it would still be and fuck me, my brain hurts. So would Becky's if she had the capacity to think about it; as is she's just reacting to subconscious drives.

* Hypothetical - work with me here, gorls. We all know she can't move.


If this ducking thing changes duck to duck one more time, it's going on an impromptu flying lesson down the ducking stairs. DUCK! Perhaps if I show it the wreckage of the old one it'll get the hint...
 
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Guardsman42 said:
Was it the Simpsons or ..maybe another TV series. Where the main character starts a 'diet' bar thing or some such. LIke 'take this when you eat your meals' sort of supplement. I forgot the exact details. So the character just is wolfing down a box and having a meal with each
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Cartman on South Park. He thought he would get swole by drinking all this high calorie Beefcake protein powder (without any exercise to accompany it). Naturally, he just got really fat. Like more so than usual.
 
Happy December/Last Hurrahh Gorls!

Are y'all excited for the pre-recorded Vlogmas of 2018? I think Amber's videos are already over a week behind and she hasn't uploaded in four days so she must be doing a worse vlogmas than last year's.

I wonder what's first; a mukbang, muumuu haul, muumuu try-on haul, a boring sit-down bs, advent calender haul, walmart vlog, walmart haul.. or boring no necky becky and the dead relatives? Or could our gorl treat us with a weigh in from 3 weeks ago..?

I bet she gains 20lbs in December. I'm so excited.
 
I thought she was going to give us her 23 reasons to lose weight on Thanksgiving. Since she hasn't, I will give her some.

1. You will probably live longer
2. You will be able to breath better
3. You won't need a scooter in Wal-Mart
4. You will be able to fit on a plane to go to Bora Bora
5. Showering will be possible
6. Strangers will point and laugh at you less often
7. You would be able to drive your car
8. You could possibly avoid diabetes since you swear you don't already have it
9. You would break less furnitures
10. You would be able to jump
11. Sleep apnea
12. You could buy human sized clothes
13. You would be able to wipe after using the toilet
14. Normal menstrual cycles
15. Less money spent on food is more money for other garbage
16. Your weight loss channel would feature weight loss
17. You wouldn't exceed your car's maximum weight limit
18. Your ass wouldn't look like that
19. Avoid becoming bedbound for the rest of your life
20. You could go on the rides at the amusement park
21. You wouldn't need an industrial scale to weigh yourself anymore
22. You would have more energy
23. No human being should weigh 600lbs.
 
It’s tripping me out how different she’s begun to look the last couple months. Her new jowls make her look like a comepletely different human being, and she’s delevoping that fat lisp. I’m not sure why it only just now hit me how fucked she looks lately but it’s seriously alarming the kind of damage fat can do to your face, and her hair looks like garbage, it used to be really shiny and looked at least a little bit healthier, but she’s pale and yellow and dul looking... so what has really changed from last year to this year?

I mean really, can anyone think of why this year was so particularly bad for her? Was it Becky being a part of her life and she was finally equipped to evolve into her ultimate final form? Was it the money from the views she had gotten this year? I really want to know if this year was significant for her in some way or if she never really gave a shit about her life and she’s just drifting, never really finding a reason to fight to live longer? Maybe food for her and the happiness she feels when she eats is worth more than the feeling of losing weight and ultimately living a healthier lifestyle, saying no to food is her saying goodbye to the only real happiness she gets in her life. Becky doesn’t make her happy, her animals don’t make her happy, her audience doesn’t make her happy, the only thing that can make Amber truly feel happy with the world and in her life is food. It’s there for her when she’s alone, when she’s sad, when she’s happy, when she’s angry... Food is her only real friend. She has no one. She must know deep down that Becky, Ricky and Eric are not really her family, not even really her friends. Friends don’t sit quietly and watch as someone they care about kamikaze’s their meaningless life right in front of them.

Maybe it’s also because Amber knows even if she lost weight her life would still be meaningless. If Amber lost weight, she’d still be unattractive, her legs are beyond fucked up and her loose skin would be really hard to deal with, and she’s almost 30 with no degree, she has almost no education and can’t even speak with semi decent grammar. She’s... like an actual idiot, so she won’t be able to get a job, and she wouldn’t even have food to turn to as a comfort or she’d gain the weight back.

And she doesn’t even think she’ll lose the weight, whenever she talks about her goals she always says something like “If I ever reach my goal weight,” or “I don’t think I’ll ever get there,” which just shows how she herself doesn’t even think she can do it. If she did, she’d say “WHEN I reach my goal weight.”

Her life is actually meaningless, which is weird to think about. Pretty soon, even if Amber continues to be fat and never lose weight for more months and maybe even years, the ALR fad will pass pretty quickly and she’ll be mostly forgotten until she either loses weight or dies. Even if she loses weight how “inspirational” will she be? If she published some word-salad novel it simply would not be successful, nobody who wants to be inspired to lose weight would buy a book by some Pensacola trash named Amberlynn Reid. Does she already know all of this though? I wonder how self aware she really is, like when she’s looking at herself in the mirror, I really want to know what she thinks about her life. If she is satisfied with her life and her accomplishments right now, then that is bananas.

I don’t know, that’s all I can really think of that might have sent her into this spiral, cause it didn’t seem like anything significant at all happened this year. I really don’t know how we got here.
 
THEY’RE CODEPENDANT said:
It’s tripping me out how different she’s begun to look the last couple months. Her new jowls make her look like a comepletely different human being, and she’s delevoping that fat lisp. I’m not sure why it only just now hit me how fucked she looks lately but it’s seriously alarming the kind of damage fat can do to your face, and her hair looks like garbage, it used to be really shiny and looked at least a little bit healthier, but she’s pale and yellow and dul looking... so what has really changed from last year to this year?

I mean really, can anyone think of why this year was so particularly bad for her? Was it Becky being a part of her life and she was finally equipped to evolve into her ultimate final form? Was it the money from the views she had gotten this year? I really want to know if this year was significant for her in some way or if she never really gave a shit about her life and she’s just drifting, never really finding a reason to fight to live longer? Maybe food for her and the happiness she feels when she eats is worth more than the feeling of losing weight and ultimately living a healthier lifestyle, saying no to food is her saying goodbye to the only real happiness she gets in her life. Becky doesn’t make her happy, her animals don’t make her happy, her audience doesn’t make her happy, the only thing that can make Amber truly feel happy with the world and in her life is food. It’s there for her when she’s alone, when she’s sad, when she’s happy, when she’s angry... Food is her only real friend. She has no one. She must know deep down that Becky, Ricky and Eric are not really her family, not even really her friends. Friends don’t sit quietly and watch as someone they care about kamikaze’s their meaningless life right in front of them.

Maybe it’s also because Amber knows even if she lost weight her life would still be meaningless. If Amber lost weight, she’d still be unattractive, her legs are beyond fucked up and her loose skin would be really hard to deal with, and she’s almost 30 with no degree, she has almost no education and can’t even speak with semi decent grammar. She’s... like an actual idiot, so she won’t be able to get a job, and she wouldn’t even have food to turn to as a comfort or she’d gain the weight back.

And she doesn’t even think she’ll lose the weight, whenever she talks about her goals she always says something like “If I ever reach my goal weight,” or “I don’t think I’ll ever get there,” which just shows how she herself doesn’t even think she can do it. If she did, she’d say “WHEN I reach my goal weight.”

Her life is actually meaningless, which is weird to think about. Pretty soon, even if Amber continues to be fat and never lose weight for more months and maybe even years, the ALR fad will pass pretty quickly and she’ll be mostly forgotten until she either loses weight or dies. Even if she loses weight how “inspirational” will she be? If she published some word-salad novel it simply would not be successful, nobody who wants to be inspired to lose weight would buy a book by some Pensacola trash named Amberlynn Reid. Does she already know all of this though? I wonder how self aware she really is, like when she’s looking at herself in the mirror, I really want to know what she thinks about her life. If she is satisfied with her life and her accomplishments right now, then that is bananas.

I don’t know, that’s all I can really think of that might have sent her into this spiral, cause it didn’t seem like anything significant at all happened this year. I really don’t know how we got here.
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This is the year Dusty moved back to Florida.
 
THEY’RE CODEPENDANT said:
Was it the money from the views she had gotten this year? I really want to know if this year was significant for her in some way or if she never really gave a shit about her life and she’s just drifting, never really finding a reason to fight to live longer? .
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TBH she's probably earned more this year with all the NEW YEAR NEW ME and other clickbaity titles.
I feel like the only way she'd make an effort to actually loose the weight now is if she had a chance with Destiny.
 
THEY’RE CODEPENDANT said:
It’s tripping me out how different she’s begun to look the last couple months. Her new jowls make her look like a comepletely different human being, and she’s delevoping that fat lisp. I’m not sure why it only just now hit me how fucked she looks lately but it’s seriously alarming the kind of damage fat can do to your face, and her hair looks like garbage, it used to be really shiny and looked at least a little bit healthier, but she’s pale and yellow and dul looking... so what has really changed from last year to this year?

I mean really, can anyone think of why this year was so particularly bad for her? Was it Becky being a part of her life and she was finally equipped to evolve into her ultimate final form? Was it the money from the views she had gotten this year? I really want to know if this year was significant for her in some way or if she never really gave a shit about her life and she’s just drifting, never really finding a reason to fight to live longer? Maybe food for her and the happiness she feels when she eats is worth more than the feeling of losing weight and ultimately living a healthier lifestyle, saying no to food is her saying goodbye to the only real happiness she gets in her life. Becky doesn’t make her happy, her animals don’t make her happy, her audience doesn’t make her happy, the only thing that can make Amber truly feel happy with the world and in her life is food. It’s there for her when she’s alone, when she’s sad, when she’s happy, when she’s angry... Food is her only real friend. She has no one. She must know deep down that Becky, Ricky and Eric are not really her family, not even really her friends. Friends don’t sit quietly and watch as someone they care about kamikaze’s their meaningless life right in front of them.

Maybe it’s also because Amber knows even if she lost weight her life would still be meaningless. If Amber lost weight, she’d still be unattractive, her legs are beyond fucked up and her loose skin would be really hard to deal with, and she’s almost 30 with no degree, she has almost no education and can’t even speak with semi decent grammar. She’s... like an actual idiot, so she won’t be able to get a job, and she wouldn’t even have food to turn to as a comfort or she’d gain the weight back.

And she doesn’t even think she’ll lose the weight, whenever she talks about her goals she always says something like “If I ever reach my goal weight,” or “I don’t think I’ll ever get there,” which just shows how she herself doesn’t even think she can do it. If she did, she’d say “WHEN I reach my goal weight.”

Her life is actually meaningless, which is weird to think about. Pretty soon, even if Amber continues to be fat and never lose weight for more months and maybe even years, the ALR fad will pass pretty quickly and she’ll be mostly forgotten until she either loses weight or dies. Even if she loses weight how “inspirational” will she be? If she published some word-salad novel it simply would not be successful, nobody who wants to be inspired to lose weight would buy a book by some Pensacola trash named Amberlynn Reid. Does she already know all of this though? I wonder how self aware she really is, like when she’s looking at herself in the mirror, I really want to know what she thinks about her life. If she is satisfied with her life and her accomplishments right now, then that is bananas.

I don’t know, that’s all I can really think of that might have sent her into this spiral, cause it didn’t seem like anything significant at all happened this year. I really don’t know how we got here.
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As others have mentioned, Amber doesn't really have any reason to change. Looking at her life from her perspective, what else could she possibly want? She has an enabling girlfriend, an endless cash flow from Youtube, and all the delicious treats in the world. The only thing I can think of is her wanting to get Destiny back, but I don't think Destiny would take her back even if Amber miraculously lost 400 pounds. Amber's problems are deeper than just her weight, and she's proven time and time again that she will never change her manipulative, selfish ways.

People who manage to get as big as Amber absolutely have to find motivation to both lose the weight and keep it off for good. For example, many patients on My 600 Pound Life are motivated by their kids, their significant other, their dreams, etc. Again, what does Amber have to work towards? As you said, she has food and that's all that truly matters to her. It's somewhat tragic to think about, but there's nothing that can be done to change the ways of a stubborn deathfat like her. I doubt she'll outlive Twinkie at this point.
 
THEY’RE CODEPENDANT said:
I mean really, can anyone think of why this year was so particularly bad for her? Was it Becky being a part of her life and she was finally equipped to evolve into her ultimate final form? Was it the money from the views she had gotten this year? I really want to know if this year was significant for her in some way or if she never really gave a shit about her life and she’s just drifting, never really finding a reason to fight to live longer?
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It's all of that. I also think if you look back on the kind of public support she used to enjoy from subscribers, compared to now, her inability to con people has made substantial difference too. With the exception of new fans and naive types, it's a total shit fest now. People are slowly getting smart to her manipulations, and they've stopped investing emotional energy in a lost cause.

So I think this year also represented the year where she legitimately stopped giving any fucks because the whole farce of "I'm committed to weight loss" is a LAH. She knows it. Everyone paying attention knows it. And unfortunately, she still relies on Youtube for income, so it's not like she can just let the channel die and move on to greener pastures. She has to keep eyeballs on this train-wreck because she has no competency for anything else.

Imagine leaving this physical realm in your 30s, and getting the whole replay of your life. And it's just a fucked up slideshow of all the people you hurt with your selfishness. All the opportunities for personal growth you tossed away in favor of temporary, hedonistic pleasure. Her greatest accomplishment was convincing thousands of strangers she's worth following, despite being the laziest do-nothing ever.
 
THEY’RE CODEPENDANT said:
I mean really, can anyone think of why this year was so particularly bad for her?
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I think this was the year that her body was finally done and her weight started more seriously impeding her ability to do basic tasks, so we saw an acceleration in her weight gain and everything that comes with it.

AL has always been big, when she started on youtube to actually lose wasn't she 420 or something? So even though that's incredibly big by most standards, for her it was kind of normal. When you're overweight it's pretty common to level at a weight for a while and then jump up, I think we're just seeing an exaggerated version of that because of how extreme her weight is.

She's also said before that everything is harder at the weight she is now, which just makes the problem worse as she's tipping into immobility. The less she moves the less she can go out and do other things to a) burn off some weight, and b) distract her from eating. So her intake gets higher, her output lower, she gets fatter, it affects her mental state, she eats more, she gets fatter, and around the merry go round we go. The difference with this year is she's now getting to the state that she's physically losing the ability to change (physically; mentally she's never really had it).
 
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