🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Bookish said:
The problem with the thinking that, 'Even if she eats fast food/bad things, if it's under 3000 she'll still lose" is that high calories don't always equal filling.
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You're right, but one of Amber's problems is that she doesn't eat for actual hunger. Eating something normal people would consider filling won't stop her from eating more.
 
ADHD said:
You're right, but one of Amber's problems is that she doesn't eat for actual hunger. Eating something normal people would consider filling won't stop her from eating more.
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Agreed. If you take away boredom-eating, what has she got left? It’s her only hobby besides buying rubbish at wommart.
 
If she actually could comprehend how much danger she is in I might have hope for her. But she can’t, so I won’t.

I understand baby steps, but does AL have enough time for that? People get diagnosis of diabetes, high bp, high cholesterol, or get put on FODMAP diet or an anti-infoamtion diet, etc by their doctors and they have to change their eating habits and diets basically over night for their health. You just decide and do.

AL is stunted without a doubt, but AL is also in that blissful 20-something bubble where you feel invincible. She thinks that everything should be easy or it isn’t worth it. What she fails to realize is the shit damage she has done to herself has aged her body drastically. She better turn that bus around because she is in the fast lane to her grave (detail)
 
We can go back and forth as much as we want regarding the proper diet Al should abide by, but it's much deeper than that. She can get the dietician, WLS, or straight up not eat for a few months (stupidly unrealistic), etc. The diet itself does not MATTER. Let's just enjoy our popcorn and watch this ship sink. This giant toddler ain't gonna change without some sort of divine intervention in the fag house... and well, we all know that ain't gonna happen.
 
I wanna see how Eric prissy-pants handles Becky screeching when she wakes up to a 600lb corpse in bed with her.

I bet he'll vlog it. Wow... I hope he vlogs it. Can you imagine the views for that one video?
 
SweetDee said:
I wanna see how Eric prissy-pants handles Becky screeching when she wakes up to a 600lb corpse in bed with her.

I bet he'll vlog it. Wow... I hope he vlogs it. Can you imagine the views for that one video?
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Eric is such a faggot. I don't see what Rickie sees in him. Your average run of the mill woman is less bitchy, vapid, and squeamish than Eric. Amberlynn will likely not die in her sleep. Her death will be painful and prolonged as her organs begin to shut down, cancer hits, or she has a long drawn out heart attack.
 
I've been binge (heh) -watching edited Amber videos (shoutout to Hamberger Reviews & Katie W, you gorls rock), & even though I want Becky to get the fuck out of dodge, my heart hurt when Amber rejected her proposal.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
I've been binge (heh) -watching edited Amber videos (shoutout to Hamberger Reviews & Katie W, you gorls rock), & even though I want Becky to get the fuck out of dodge, my heart hurt when Amber rejected her proposal.
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See a cardiologist. Becky is knowingly enabling a womanchild to death because it means free rent and Naruto shirts. The marriage proposal was because Becky wanted a meal ticket (until Amber dies from Becky's actions). They don't love each other just because they ostentatiously peck each other on the cheek when the camera is on, and they physically cannot have sex. If Becky loved Amber, loved her enough to want to marry her, she would love her enough not to be complicit in every self-harming lie she tells, and enough not to enable her to gain 100 pounds in a year. I see in Becky nothing but opportunism.
 
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Tammy Larsen said:
Do any health professionals here know what would happen at this point if Al got even a common cold/flu?
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Most likely nothing. The bodies of these deathfats can take a surprising amount of abuse. Death usually comes about from a stroke, heart attack or heart failure.
 
This is really simple.

Which one is more imminently dangerous to Hamber's health:
1) eating junk food with no nutrition
2) weighing 570 pounds

Gastric bypass patients are malnourished, too. The point is that being that heavy is more dangerous to one's health than being malnourished. Getting her weight down is the priority. And the best diet plan is the one you can stick to. I'm not saying she can stick to it, but that's the logic behind her ~dietitian telling her she can eat out 3 meals a day as long as she counts those calories.
 
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C’moooooon, big money no whammy - mommy needs some better shoes - 560 lbs!
LOCK THAT IN!
FIVE HUNDRED AND SIXTY!

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So maybe I’m just fucking stupid but...
didn’t she JUST HAD HEART BURN?!

Oh sorry girls,
I guess that doesn’t count as chest pain.

 
Mesh Gear Fox said:
Most likely nothing. The bodies of these deathfats can take a surprising amount of abuse. Death usually comes about from a stroke, heart attack or heart failure.
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Or untreated bronchitis that turns into pneumonia.
Also the flu can lead to heart failure in extreme cases.
 
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It’s amusing how she says she doesn’t believe in love at first sight, she didn’t love Becky when she first met her and that kind of love only occurs with a parent and child when (if I’m remembering correctly) she’s said she loved destiny right away and even other people have picked up her preference for destiny over Becky.

Way to make your girlfriend feel loved amber.
 
I don’t get what any length of time of online chatting has to do with love at first sight. You can have it with a stranger. She said in one of the gf tags last vlogmas that she def didn’t have it with Becky when they met. She said something about expecting her to be shorter and fatter, or something like that. Maybe Beck’s was too skinny-miny for her liking and that is why she is fattening her up.

Also, not all moms experience the seretonin/oxytocin rush that a lot get after giving birth which gives them that love at first sight feeling. It’s not like the movies. Babies come out looking like slimey allien meatballs straight out of the canal. That being said, the moms usually are already in love with their babies before they give birth, which helps because of what I said above about newborns. I don’t think 1. That those loves are comparable. They are completely different. and 2. Amber thinks Becky is ugly.

I think what will be her downfall is not taking care of her teeth. Her wisdom teeth that “flare up” on her, leaving her in “enscrutiating” pain. She hasn’t seen a dentist since she was a kid, and not taking care of her teeth could be the end for her if one of those (probably impacted) wisdom teeth gives her a good infection. Sepsis wouldn’t take long to take her down.
 
raritycunt said:
Way to make your girlfriend feel loved amber.
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Amberlynn has an almost pathological need to make sure Becky understands she is inferior to her previous girlfriends and inferior to the type of girl she could land tomorrow if she wanted to.

Becky is too dumb and/or desperate to even notice.
 
I'm so ready to see her next weigh-in. Like it's been said before, she's either actively gaining or actively losing weight at all times... and we know she's not losing. Come on, big 600!
 
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