🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She really wants us to believe Becky doesn't play video games but she does. C'mon now, Amber can't even stand to watch a 2 hour long nerd movie her lies are so fucking dumb.
 
"i'M a wRiTeR"
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Oh my god she's being such a cunt over Thanksgiving I love it.

Our gorl is HANGRY. She's getting food aggression since people are policing her Thanksgiving, she's been wet for it all month. Maybe if you didnt eat a Burger King mukbang right before, people would be more forgiving.

I knew she was gonna emphasize the whole "green bean casserole" thing too, like all she's gonna eat is a little bit of turkey and green bean casserole (veggies! even though it's covered in fried onions and is like mushroom soup which is loaded with sodium--you could just eat regular green beans blanched and cooked in a skillet with some olive oil and salt and pepper).

Also he's not playing Skyrim because who gets it for console? Half the game is being able to mod it. She gets people these ridiculously expensive gifts just to make it about herself, and get her attention--but she doesnt even stop to think if he wants it, needs it, or is interested in it.
 
Autistic Weight Gain Watch:

Jan: 488.6
Feb: 476.2 (-12.4)
March: 482.2 (+6)
April: 500.6 (+18.4)
May: 508.6 (+ 8 )
June: -
July: 522 (+13.4)
Aug: 525.4 (+3.4)
Sept: -
Oct: -
4th Nov: 551 (+25.6)

Total gain since January: 62.4lbs

Jesus fucking Christ on a bike Amber, get your shit together. That’s beyond comprehension.
 
I know some kiwis will disagree but #I'mWithHer on Thanksgiving. What kind of faggot won't have some green bean casserole, like seriously. It's just one meal. And is she supposed to make all these healthy alternatives for herself while Rickie is in the kitchen making the holiday meal for everyone else? That's not even practical.

Amber's problem is her hundreds of other meals, not her Thanksgiving meal.
 
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I'm a community nurse that works with marginalized populations like those who are homeless and/or struggle with addiction issues. In an instagram question ("If someone brought drugs to a drug addict is it considered enabling"), Amberlynn replied with "..you don't need drugs to survive last I checked. But what do I know". I tried to explain to her that those who are addicted to drugs actually do depend on it as going into withdrawal is serious. Anyways, she completely missed the point and just was a dumb ignorant bitch!!!!!!
 
Fresh Grown Breasts said:
Autistic Weight Gain Watch:

Jan: 488.6
Feb: 476.2 (-12.4)
March: 482.2 (+6)
April: 500.6 (+18.4)
May: 508.6 (+ 8 )
June: -
July: 522 (+13.4)
Aug: 525.4 (+3.4)
Sept: -
Oct: -
4th Nov: 551 (+25.6)

Total gain since January: 62.4lbs

Jesus fucking Christ on a bike Amber, get your shit together. That’s beyond comprehension.
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On this fake holiday dedicated to gluttony and genocide may not a single one of ya feel bad for your feasting. Amber has feasted every single day for the whole of her life.
 
StyrofoamFridge said:
Amber Lynn's obesity isn't typical morbid obesity, it is extremely uncommon. Often, Obese women can live long lives with just anywhere from 5 to 8 years shed off their lifespan. Generally a BMI over 30 is obese. Amber Lynn's BMI is anywhere from 85 to 100. Just an educated guess, Amber has had 30+ years taken off her normal lifespan. We inevitably know the gluttony will prevail this holiday season. The warning signs on her skin are there. We will see severe health complications in 2019 as the spiral of death commences.
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I was really shocked to learn that "super morbid obesity" is a bmi of 50 or more. A woman amberlynns height at 275 pounds has a bmi of 50. She's twice the weight of a super morbidly obese woman. There needs to be a clinical term for bmi over 80 or something, a 275 person has few things in common with a 600 lb life patient.
 
Why is she unable to grasp that she does not need 5000 calories of food a day to live? She just can't wrap her head around that. When she gobbles down spaghetti and Burger King, she is keeping herself alive...

She could literally go a month without food and not be in any danger of starvation. Probably two months.
 
mooncake27 said:
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First time poster.
I'm a community nurse that works with marginalized populations like those who are homeless and/or struggle with addiction issues. In an instagram question ("If someone brought drugs to a drug addict is it considered enabling"), Amberlynn replied with "..you don't need drugs to survive last I checked. But what do I know". I tried to explain to her that those who are addicted to drugs actually do depend on it as going into withdrawal is serious. Anyways, she completely missed the point and just was a dumb ignorant bitch!!!!!!
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Although your heart was obviously in the right place, please don't waste your time trying to explain anything to AL. (Especially if you are a nurse, your time is much better spent helping people who will actually listen) :feels: She is an ignorant hick and proud of it. Many of us hayterz have tried to reach out and help her before and she just gets sassy and acts like a cunt. Welcome to the farms though, if you'd like to watch a 600 pound woman slowly kill herself, take a seat, we are estimating the bed bound saga to begin soon.
 
mooncake27 said:
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First time poster.
I'm a community nurse that works with marginalized populations like those who are homeless and/or struggle with addiction issues. In an instagram question ("If someone brought drugs to a drug addict is it considered enabling"), Amberlynn replied with "..you don't need drugs to survive last I checked. But what do I know". I tried to explain to her that those who are addicted to drugs actually do depend on it as going into withdrawal is serious. Anyways, she completely missed the point and just was a dumb ignorant bitch!!!!!!
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Its triggering lmaoooooooooo she really said that, what a fucking baby dont let her use that shit on you let her kill herself it's only thing she's good at. I love how she pretends to give a fuck about her parents when she can victimize herself. your heart was in the right place but this whale is going to be beached soon and she's doing it to herself. Worst problem yet is even in death she will still be a massive waste of resources.
 
Dutch Courage said:
Why is she unable to grasp that she does not need 5000 calories of food a day to live? She just can't wrap her head around that. When she gobbles down spaghetti and Burger King, she is keeping herself alive...

She could literally go a month without food and not be in any danger of starvation. Probably two months.
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I've said this before but it is a medical fact that she could eat no food for over a year without dying. Her claim that she "needs to eat to survive" would take 13 to 14 months to have any veracity. She has almost sixteen million calories in fat reserves.
 
Strine said:
I've said this before but it is a medical fact that she could eat no food for over a year without dying. Her claim that she "needs to eat to survive" would take 13 to 14 months to have any veracity.
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And I wouldnt call what she is now living anyway lol
 
sperginity said:
I was really shocked to learn that "super morbid obesity" is a bmi of 50 or more. A woman amberlynns height at 275 pounds has a bmi of 50. She's twice the weight of a super morbidly obese woman. There needs to be a clinical term for bmi over 80 or something, a 275 person has few things in common with a 600 lb life patient.
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I think most medical professionals go 'HolyShit' as a technical term and probably record said person as 'Deathfat'.

Honestly there might be, but I think after 50 BMI it's just a hopeless case and really until modern Murrica, it's been sort of a rarity for people to eat them selves to death.

Also waiting for that Thanksgiving trainwreck Video. Isn't Becky's family coming over? I hope one of them snaps at Amber, it'll be glorious.
 
sperginity said:
I was really shocked to learn that "super morbid obesity" is a bmi of 50 or more. A woman amberlynns height at 275 pounds has a bmi of 50. She's twice the weight of a super morbidly obese woman. There needs to be a clinical term for bmi over 80 or something, a 275 person has few things in common with a 600 lb life patient.
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“Super morbid obesity” sounds so ridiculous. Like the next category up is “Ultimate Double-Dog Ultra Obesity.”
 
She's made it abundantly clear that she wants to kill herself via obesity-related illness. Her actions every day are a testament to that. Let her have her cake.

The only thing that is "triggering" is having a person prove your excuses wrong. She doesn't give a damn about reason or fact. Hell, I'm pretty sure she doesn't even know what "physiology" even means. Talking to Amber is like talking to a concrete wall.
 
I was going to skip working out because I ate a bunch and was feeling lazy. Then I decided to watch that Amber stream.

Thanks Amberlynn fan club. I'm going to go work out now.
 
Yea, pretty sure she's decided if she's going out, she's gonna die doing what she loves.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
I was going to skip working out because I ate a bunch and was feeling lazy. Then I decided to watch that Amber stream.

Thanks Amberlynn fan club. I'm going to go work out now.
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See? She does have a weight loss channel. Any one who sees her is compelled to lose weight. Rofl.
 
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