🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Malibougie]

She probably thinks it’s normal humidity down there. And coupled with rarely moving I doubt that she’d notice that she is a steady dripper throughout the day. Also, it’s not like she can reach anyways.

I agree that is probably why she doesn’t go often.

 

[Strine]

Amber has to piss all the time because she has untreated type 2 diabetes. Anything she says to the contrary is deceit. Whatever she says about her health should be considered false until proven otherwise. However, it's plausible that she may be unable to sleep as she claims, because this problem is particularly bad at night. But her massive consumption of caffeinated soft drinks probably has a larger hand in insomnia, which by the way she considers a pathological condition she can blame for weight gain when it's actually a symptom of other health problems. You don't just randomly come down with insomnia like it's a cold. Another hulth claim I believe is her spiel about being tired all the time even though she doesn't do anything all day: chronic tiredness is caused by sleep apnoea.

 

[Xenomorph]

Im curious if Dusty and Shrek are coming up for the holidays. Shrek's family lives in Kentucky and of course Dusty has her Mom there. AL would cream her corn if Dusty came up.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Time to line the bed with puppy pads. Again.

 

[YouTubeyStar]

She won't deny that she loves cheese, pepperoni, or even bread so what exactly is it about pizza that she claims she doesn't like? She just ate a shit ton of sketti and that has nearly all of the same main ingredients.

Amber pretends not to like stuff for two reasons, 1. bc of her impression that picky eaters are more dainty and delicate and selective and not frenzied gorging monsters. 2. She often refuses to admit that she likes food that’s considered “fat people food”

In reality there are plenty of fat picky eaters who refuse to eat anything besides McD’s and tendies.

She can claim all she wants not to like pizza or butter or cake or whatever. It’s just a farce so she can deny to herself that her habits are as bad as they are and that she needs to change them immediately.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Amber pretends not to like stuff for two reasons, 1. bc of her impression that picky eaters are more dainty and delicate and selective and not frenzied gorging monsters. 2. She often refuses to admit that she likes food that’s considered “fat people food”

In reality there are plenty of fat picky eaters who refuse to eat anything besides McD’s and tendies.

She can claim all she wants not to like pizza or butter or cake or whatever. It’s just a farce so she can deny to herself that her habits are as bad as they are and that she needs to change them immediately.

Most fat people, or at least the fat patients I came across with, tend to refuse to drink water. So I'm wondering if Amberlynn has been drinking soda or sugary drinks in lieu of water often.

 

[Malibougie]

I can’t see her as a picky eater.

We have seen the shot slop that she hoovers down. But she doesn’t like bacon or pizza? Uh huh. Riiiiight.

She claims to not like things that literally everyone enjoys for attention.

She puts whole pimento olives in soup!

 

[YouTubeyStar]

I can’t see her as a picky eater.

We have seen the shot slop that she hoovers down. But she doesn’t like bacon or pizza? Uh huh. Riiiiight.

She claims to not like things that literally everyone enjoys for attention.

She puts whole pimento olives in soup!

She has wolfed down, on camera no less, unbelievable amounts of greasy fast food and her own abominations. So yea, there’s really no point in denying you like stuff that’s almost universally palatable, just bc you are trying not to seem as gluttonous as you truly are.

When you’ve shown your internet audience that you will shovel in overcooked zucchini noodle mush topped with everything but the kitchen sink, you don’t get to claim you don’t like chocolate cake.

But that’s the thing about Amber, she’s so deep in denial she doesn’t even realize it. She knows she’s fat, fatter than literally everyone around her, but she always has been and nothing particularly bad has happened to her. She’s never led much of a life, so she doesn’t really know what she’s missing out on. She fits into some Torrid drop cloths, gets out of the house every couple days, and has a little crew of friends. She not only doesn’t realize how bad things are gonna get, she doesn’t see how bad things are right now.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

So I'm wondering if Amberlynn has been drinking soda or sugary drinks in lieu of water often.

Water is lidurally life and Amber loves it. She loves it sooooo much she drinks directly out of a 4 litre bottle and she drinks it so often it's caught in her videos and if it were anybody else you might call it obvious virtue signalling but not our Amber she sometimes forgets the camera is on when she has that vital fluid at her lips

 

[Anal birth]

Amber pretends not to like stuff for two reasons, 1. bc of her impression that picky eaters are more dainty and delicate and selective and not frenzied gorging monsters. 2. She often refuses to admit that she likes food that’s considered “fat people food”

In reality there are plenty of fat picky eaters who refuse to eat anything besides McD’s and tendies.

She can claim all she wants not to like pizza or butter or cake or whatever. It’s just a farce so she can deny to herself that her habits are as bad as they are and that she needs to change them immediately.

This, I went to a school with a guy that exclusively ate pepperoni pizza or chicken tendies and would only drink red bull

 

[AbraCadaver]

She used to have glasses, but for some reason doesn't wear them anymore.
Guess she lost them in her folds or smth

“For some reason.” I doubt they fit around her head anymore.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

AL claiming her pasta meal was only 780 calories to start with, meanwhile the nutritional facts online say the meal was 1,600 calories.... But her mukbang was only 409 calories you guuuuyyyss.

 

[Calling]

AL claiming her pasta meal was only 780 calories to start with, meanwhile the nutritional facts online say the meal was 1,600 calories.... But her mukbang was only 409 calories you guuuuyyyss.

The only person being lied to is herself, though so lol.

Keep the calories coming! Can't wait for tomorrow's blog (or Monday's, since she's always ~three days behind). I'm already tickled to see how much she'll track VS how much she actually ate.

 

[Anal birth]

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"Quit telling me things that make me feel bad for drinking milkshakes when I want to!"
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Is this "dietician" that she speaks of the supporter she mentioned in a video who reached out to her on SM, offering her services?
It's hard to believe that a dietitian would lay out a plan that involves all the crap she's been eating lately, and it's also hard to believe that she'd be willing to spend her mukbang money for someone to tell her how to eat, since she thinks she knows all the answers already.

Most dieticians aren't actually qualified so I don't think she is actually getting professional help

 

[Twinkie]

To be honest, I assumed the "I never pee" crap was a laaaah Amberlynn told, thinking it would discourage people from telling her she has diabetes. Frequent urination is a very well-known symptom of the disease.

Most dieticians aren't actually qualified so I don't think she is actually getting professional help

You're thinking of nutritionists. To be a dietician requires education and licensure, because the field is actually regulated. On the other hand, while you can get a degree in ~Nutrition, there's no regulation so anyone on earth can call themselves a nutritionist.

Also it's a bullshit degree full of idiots and the only smart people who go for it just want an easy undergrad before they pursue being a physical therapist or something of that nature that requires more education and training. (I just realized this last part makes me sound like a cunt but whatever it's true)

 

[Haesindang Park]

Water is lidurally life and Amber loves it. She loves it sooooo much she drinks directly out of a 4 litre bottle and she drinks it so often it's caught in her videos and if it were anybody else you might call it obvious virtue signalling but not our Amber she sometimes forgets the camera is on when she has that vital fluid at her lips
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Her plate looks like it's the size of a tire.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Amber Lynn's obesity isn't typical morbid obesity, it is extremely uncommon. Often, Obese women can live long lives with just anywhere from 5 to 8 years shed off their lifespan. Generally a BMI over 30 is obese. Amber Lynn's BMI is anywhere from 85 to 100. Just an educated guess, Amber has had 30+ years taken off her normal lifespan. We inevitably know the gluttony will prevail this holiday season. The warning signs on her skin are there. We will see severe health complications in 2019 as the spiral of death commences.

 

[Guest69]

Amber Lynn's obesity isn't typical morbid obesity, it is extremely rare. Often, Obese women can live long lives with just anywhere from 5 to 8 years shed off their lifespan. Generally a BMI over 30 is obese. Amber Lynn's BMI is anywhere from 85 to 100. Just an educated guess, Amber has had 30+ years taken off her normal lifespan. We inevitably know the gluttony will prevail this holiday season. The warning signs on her skin are there. We will see severe health complications in 2019 as the spiral of death commences.

hopefully, early bedbound saga is really boring

 

[Xanax]

Water is lidurally life and Amber loves it. She loves it sooooo much she drinks directly out of a 4 litre bottle and she drinks it so often it's caught in her videos and if it were anybody else you might call it obvious virtue signalling but not our Amber she sometimes forgets the camera is on when she has that vital fluid at her lips
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It's all water weight guise

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

It's all water weight guise

AmberLynn, 2019. Except she will go "Oh muh feet!"