🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She won't deny that she loves cheese, pepperoni, or even bread so what exactly is it about pizza that she claims she doesn't like? She just ate a shit ton of sketti and that has nearly all of the same main ingredients.
 
DarkSydePundit said:
Imagine Becky going to McD’s, comes back and Amber wakes up and notices a piece of lettuce on Beckys graphic tee...
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I can imagine how that conversation goes down:

Amber: you went to Mickey Dees and didn't get me anything?
Becks: I'm sorry. :c It was normal people lunch time. You were sleeping.
Amber: But you knew I would be awake at some point. It's like you don't even care about anybody but yourself.
Becks: *sigh* *starts engine*
 
I'd be scared to sleep too if I weighed 550lbs. I doubt she can breathe at all while lying in bed without pillow mountain. It's more likely that she has poor sleep due to untreated sleep apnea than insomnia.
 
When you have no schedule, or nothing to force you into maintaining a regular sleep/wake cycle, it's really easy to end up an insomniac. Your body can't adjust when you go to sleep at weird, random times, and it throws everything in that part of your brain into anarchy. Factor in all the sugar she ingests in a normal day, and insomnia seems like a completely natural thing for her to have. If she set a bed time and a wake up time and stuck to it, she'd probably find herself sleeping normally in a few weeks, but she'll never do that.
 
cowsgomoo8 said:
Anyone remember the time Amberlynn stayed home and ate a whole leftover pizza while Destiny rode 4 wheelers with her family
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9 out of 10 people claiming to hate pizza are full of shit. It's too versatile as a food. It's like claiming to hate sandwiches.
 
cowsgomoo8 said:
She is the weirdest shaped person I’ve ever seen. Her fat distribution is horrific. 550lbs and none of it goes to her tits it just forms a weird shelf ass that looks like a tumor. Tragic
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StyrofoamFridge said:
Look at the wrist compared to the upper arm. Just... Wow.
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OMG. honestly, even if she does make $10,000 a month, no amount of money is worth continuing to look like that.

her body can't figure out where to store the fat. That ass shelf could comfortably seat a 10 year old child. And that upper-arm fat sags like 6 inches below her elbow.
 
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Dia de Muertos said:
She won't deny that she loves cheese, pepperoni, or even bread so what exactly is it about pizza that she claims she doesn't like? She just ate a shit ton of sketti and that has nearly all of the same main ingredients.
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I think she thinks it makes her look quirky, to not like popular foods. Pizza isn't the only thing she lies about not liking (Bacon being the other that springs to mind). Who knows, maybe she actually doesn't like pizza. That makes the fact she's willing to inhale a whole one herself on the semi-regular even more pathetic. Anything to get that stomach filled up.
 
I would love to see Becky ask for a bite of Hambers next meal. Imagine the genuine anger that erupts from the binge monster when it's faced with the thought of having to share food.
 
Sparkletor said:
I would assume she wet the bed because she was sleeping and didn't wake up to go to the bathroom. But she has insomnia her whole life and has a hard time going to and staying asleep.

Seeing how Becky buys her Poise incontinence pads, I'm going to go out on a limb and say she still pees the bed.
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When she asked if it's normal to only pee 2-3 times a day, besides the heart failure causing water retention, I also thought there is the possibility she pees herself and doesn't even notice it. There's a ton of weight on her bladder- and just laughing, crying, getting up, sneezing can cause some to leak. it's probably so sweaty down there she doesn't notice when it's moist from pee. She also has those yoga pants which are that workout type material not meant to get sweaty so probably doesn't get wet from pee.
 
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When she asked if it's normal to only pee 2-3 times a day, besides the heart failure causing water retention, I also thought there is the possibility she pees herself and doesn't even notice it. There's a ton of weight on her bladder- and just laughing, crying, getting up, sneezing can cause some to leak. it's probably so sweaty down there she doesn't notice when it's moist from pee. She also has those yoga pants which are that workout type material not meant to get sweaty so probably doesn't get wet from pee.
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That would have been a great "assume something about me" entry.

I assume you are so fat, you can't tell when you've pissed yourself.
 
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