🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Strine said:
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We must really be on the same wavelength as I just posted this on the AL supporters threads.
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The mean-mugging paired with her reaction of "HWHHHUUUUT?" was sublime.
I get it to an extent, she's not responsible for what Amber shoves into her piehole. But to be this confounded by the notion that going on 3am Taco Bell runs for her girlfriend might possibly contribute is astounding, even for these dimwits.
 
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"Quit telling me things that make me feel bad for drinking milkshakes when I want to!"
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Is this "dietician" that she speaks of the supporter she mentioned in a video who reached out to her on SM, offering her services?
It's hard to believe that a dietitian would lay out a plan that involves all the crap she's been eating lately, and it's also hard to believe that she'd be willing to spend her mukbang money for someone to tell her how to eat, since she thinks she knows all the answers already.
 
Turd Blossom said:
Is this "dietician" that she speaks of the supporter she mentioned in a video who reached out to her on SM, offering her services?
It's hard to believe that a dietitian would lay out a plan that involves all the crap she's been eating lately, and it's also hard to believe that she'd be willing to spend her mukbang money for someone to tell her how to eat, since she thinks she knows all the answers already.
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Yes, it is. And no, no dietician would tell her to eat whatever she wants but "cut it in half."

All that person is providing with their offer is a lah for Amberlynn to use "I have a dietician now (:"
 
Turd Blossom said:
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Amber surely must have seen these by now, but so far looks like she's keeping quiet about it on SM.
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Thank you!

I must admit that I am s little sad that grandma’s spaghetti was a laaaah. But I am somehow relieved too. Nothing like lying about your dead geandma’s cooking. I bet Becky would have loved it!

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"Quit telling me things that make me feel bad for drinking milkshakes when I want to!"
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Is this "dietician" that she speaks of the supporter she mentioned in a video who reached out to her on SM, offering her services?
It's hard to believe that a dietitian would lay out a plan that involves all the crap she's been eating lately, and it's also hard to believe that she'd be willing to spend her mukbang money for someone to tell her how to eat, since she thinks she knows all the answers already.
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I am sure the dietician was totes cool with a 2am milkshake. She must have gone to the online school with her singing doctor and therapist.

I hope AL gains a lb for every lie she tells this year.
 
What the fuck does she need a dietitian for? People see dietitians because they need more iron or vitamin B in their diet. Nobody, not even Amber, needs a paid professional to tell them how to improve their diet when they weigh more than a grizzly bear. Her lies are always obvious but they usually have an air of plausibility: this doesn't.
 
A dietitian would probably refer to a psych practitioner if AL told her what she really eats in a day. Dietitians are an integral part of helping eating disordered people, but not as a sole source of help. Without the psych part the patient will have difficulty complying to the plan, or telling the truth about their compliance. That is, if this dietitian is real and not an app or something.
 
I think Amber's permanent eye shadow should be marketed and named "Beetus Brown".
 
Amber will never lose weight. People (not us, her fans) need to stop confronting her with the truth. They’ll only get lahs back, because she’s going to eat until she dies and somewhere buried in that vast blanket of fat, she knows it.

If she gained an elbee for every lah, she’d weigh 900 pounds this time next year.
 
Can someone upload the IG posts where she defends her insomnia? It's actually pretty much the most she's gone in-depth about any psychological issue/childhood issue. Childhood insomnia due to fear of sleep, the casual mention of sexual abuse the other day - I wonder if she is actually talking with a therapist. :optimistic:

God damn it, Amberlynn. She could have incredible success by just going to therapy and actually losing the weight. She could do really well even if she didn't lose the weight and was instead just honest about the struggles of being 550 pounds. Chantal has admitted to toilet paper and pringles lids. If Amber was honest about showering or how hard it truly is to walk, that would be interesting. That would be something people want to hear about.

Or she could speak out as an abuse survivor, or as a foster child, or as a child to addicts. She could do any of these things, which would save her life as an aside, and have a huge audience for any one of them. She built this audience on a platform that essentially just views her boring ass life. Everything is just ready to go, really. Go to therapy, vlog about it, make progress, vlog about it. Success.

I am really impressed with her lately, to be honest. She was pretty open about the cart dying, which is something I didn't really expect from her. She didn't really play it up too much, didn't use it for clickbait, didn't really exploit it for views at all. She was seemingly honest with her audience when it didn't really benefit her to be honest. She has been casually mentioned psychological issues as I mentioned. That's pretty great too. She maintained herself pretty well when Chantal attacked her out of left field. I think she actually may be making some psychological progress.
 
Hell yeah gorl it was really impressive how she laughed off the scooter death like it was a joke. So brave.... How is that any different than Chantal telling poop stories and laughing about them? So honest!

This fat bitch doesn't have insomnia. She has trouble falling asleep because she does absolutely nothing but eat. She never expends any energy but she keeps shoveling in the fuel. She sleeps all day and eats all night. That's not insomnia. She can't lay down and fall asleep as easily as she would like, because her body is so inactive ALL THE TIME. That's why elderly people start having trouble falling asleep, because they are so much less active than they used to be.

She lied about being raped, she would lie about being sexually abused as a child, full stop. Maybe it DID happen but who cares, once you've been caught in your ten thousandth LAH most people are going to be suspect. And some people are going to lap it right up (how's it taste gorl)

I don't know why you're going on and on about how successful she could be. She's successful NOW. But she's never going to have subscribers in the millions and have genuine, positive type ~success on youtube. Amberlynn is only interesting at all because she's a freakshow and it's fun to catch her lies.

I'll never understand why people like you get angry frustrated by her being such a mess. That's literally the only reason to watch her. What potential do you see there? "Oh if only Amberlynn was a completely different person she could turn things around!" Yeah okay, but then she wouldn't be Amberlynn...
 
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