🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Uhhhh Excuse you, shitlords! She waited AN HOUR before polishing off the 2nd half of that sandwich! That's TWO meals, you uneducated halfwits!

Our gorl is getting all sassy on IG again. Just a reminder that she chooses to answer these questions out of the "hundreds" she gets. I happened to politely ask her if she called her dr. about her congestive heart failure concerns that she said was going to do first thing last monday but shockingly that question was ignored. I guess she wasn't as "worried" about that as she pretended to be in that tearful video. Shocking.

Also she was "never going to let herself" become 500 elbees yet here we are pushing 600, so it's pretty much confirmed that immobility is just around the corner.
One other tidbit from this IG q&a: She's very excited that they're gonna be hosting Thanksgiving. So not only does she get to plan her giant binge, we are going to be treated to the massive hauls of bags of crap she will ofc be buying for this feast.
I wonder if she'll do another $$$ giveaway for her Thanksgiving guests (read Becky's family) like she did at Halloween to bribe them into coming?
Maybe a hand-turkey drawing contest, or "guess the number of orange and brown M&M's in the cornucopia"?

Edit: I am in astonish with how I managed to screw up my formatting with a fierce!
 
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Turd Blossom said:
One other tidbit from this IG q&a: She's very excited that they're gonna be hosting Thanksgiving. So not only does she get to plan her giant binge, we are going to be treated to the massive hauls of bags of crap she will ofc be buying for this feast.
I wonder if she'll do another $$$ giveaway for her Thanksgiving guests (read Becky's family) like she did at Halloween to bribe them into coming?
Maybe a hand-turkey drawing contest, or "guess the number of orange and brown M&M's in the cornucopia"?
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I’d be surprised if she cooked anything on Thanksgiving. That said, seeing the slop she makes, I’d be surprised if anyone at that house wanted her cooking.
 
ADHD said:
Oh god, can you imagine her trying to actually cook a turkey?
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What are you talking about? She cook ground turkey tube meat all the time. It's the same thing, right?
JambledUpWords said:
I’d be surprised if she cooked anything on Thanksgiving. That said, seeing the slop she makes, I’d be surprised if anyone at that house wanted her cooking.
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They're "hosting" Thanksgiving but you know Becky's sister is doing the cooking "just like meemaw used to make."
 
I think Snootylynn is my favourite of her personae. She makes videos kvetching about how she's barely ambulant and desperately needs help and then clutches her (mustbe)pearls when someone mentions it in a question. It really gets on her tits when you follow up on something she said for orange chicken adsense shekels.

ADHD said:
Oh god, can you imagine her trying to actually cook a turkey?
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Yes, if she replaces the fowl with tube turkey she boiled "on the oven" and the seasoneens with eight kinds of Mrs Dash. I can almost forgive them for eating out so often considering what the cooking in that house would taste like.
 
Turd Blossom said:
Amber just posted a couple of Snaps. It's 2:00 am so where else would they be but in a restaurant, of course.
Amber must be in an extra good mood because she gave Becky the "cute filter" treatment instead of the usual unflattering shots of her triple-chin.
Either that, or Amber just wants to avoid the criticism about Becky becoming so huge from all the late night restaurant outings and fast food runs she's bullied her into chauffeuring.
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The look of smug satisfaction gives me the feeling that Amber probably skipped the "2 sides of broccoli" and went the "double order of rice and a hot fudge sundae" route. I wonder what restaurant this is.

Edit: Good lord, I just noticed Amber's neck in this pic. Her head looks like a Macy's Thanksgiving day parade balloon sitting atop that weirdly small neck created by this ridiculous filter.
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Why tf is a restaurant open at 2am? Are 24hrs a thing in US?
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Becky is just weak


I'm gagging thinking about how much she loves onions, on top of all her other basenotes
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L'eau de Hamber eau de toilette.

Top notes are a fleeting burst of orange chicken chased by twice-cooked bacon and undiluted stank. Fecal middle notes of civet, mildew, and soured hash.brown dry down to basenotes of sweat, infected wound, death and despair.

Projection: gargantuan.

Sillage: inescapable.

Longevity: permanent.
 
Fatguypewdiepie said:
Why tf is a restaurant open at 2am? Are 24hrs a thing in US?
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24hr diners have been a thing for a very long time in America. In fact, the classic diner image is typical Americana. There are several big chains that model themselves somewhat off that, like Denny's and Shari's.
 
I do wonder how far they had to drive for that crummy little restaurant. 24-hour restaurants are typically either a college town thing or a legit city thing. They live in the middle of nowhere.

The binge monster must've been raging that night. Either that or she was "rewarding" herself for the weight loss. Hamber you said you were gonna stop doing that gorl!
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
I do wonder how far they had to drive for that crummy little restaurant. 24-hour restaurants are typically either a college town thing or a legit city thing. They live in the middle of nowhere.

The binge monster must've been raging that night. Either that or she was "rewarding" herself for the weight loss. Hamber you said you were gonna stop doing that gorl!
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A quick Google search shows there is a Huddle House 5 minutes from their house by car. Conveniently, it's right beside Walmart via McDonalds. The Binge Monster sleeps satiated tonight.

(And by "tonight" I mean today.)
 
Turd Blossom said:
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Uhhhh Excuse you, shitlords! She waited AN HOUR before polishing off the 2nd half of that sandwich! That's TWO meals, you uneducated halfwits!

Our gorl is getting all sassy on IG again. Just a reminder that she chooses to answer these questions out of the "hundreds" she gets. I happened to politely ask her if she called her dr. about her congestive heart failure concerns that she said was going to do first thing last monday but shockingly that question was ignored. I guess she wasn't as "worried" about that as she pretended to be in that tearful video. Shocking.

Also she was "never going to let herself" become 500 elbees yet here we are pushing 600, so it's pretty much confirmed that immobility is just around the corner.
One other tidbit from this IG q&a: She's very excited that they're gonna be hosting Thanksgiving. So not only does she get to plan her giant binge, we are going to be treated to the massive hauls of bags of crap she will ofc be buying for this feast.
I wonder if she'll do another $$$ giveaway for her Thanksgiving guests (read Becky's family) like she did at Halloween to bribe them into coming?
Maybe a hand-turkey drawing contest, or "guess the number of orange and brown M&M's in the cornucopia"?

Edit: I am in astonish with how I managed to screw up my formatting with a fierce!
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Gorl, you also said you'll never be 550!
 
It’s kind of shocking how uninspiring Amberlynn really is. I mean in all her time on YouTube she has managed to take a story that one could find really interesting and relatable and somehow she fucked it up so majorly and because so delusional that she’s going to either die soon or have a major life changing event take place in her life.

She openly admitted to taking her “favorite parts of her favorite inspiring stories” and are applying those into “her own journey” and “her life,” and “seeing if that works out for her!” What kind of person gets to a point in their lives when their own realities and stories get so boring that they have to apply other people’s stories to their own? I don’t know, maybe I’m being a sped about this but that just seemed so bizarre to me. She’s clearly not lost any weight, her jowls are like too heavy for her to make many facial expressions, and I mean it when I say she’s getting that slaton forehead... she looks really gross.
 
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