🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Captain Ahab said:
Steps are too broad a method of measurement to matter for any serious fitness plan. Anything can be counted as steps, whether it be a fast run uphill or lethargic waddling in front of the fridge, even though they clearly represent entirely different levels of physical activity. What Amber is doing, stepping in place at low speed, barely lifting her feet, is the least demanding activity she could do. Those steps should at most be worth 1/4 of a normal step, which engages far more muscles and is much more demanding physically.

If she really wants to walk, she should walk outside. Find a spot, find how many steps it takes her to do one lap, then count the laps. She could count a few laps and take the average for more accuracy. For distance, just measure a distance of say 50 feet and count how many steps it takes her to walk the distance. Repeat and calculate the average number of steps for more accuracy. That way all you really need to count when you’re exercising is the laps. The math is easy and it’s way more accurate than any step counter.

If she did it my way, I’m sure her daily steps would plummet faster than she can say Chinese buffet.
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Buffet but pronounced buff-ette because she KNOWS HOW IT’S PRONOUNCED GUYS, THATS JUST HOW SHE SAYS IT.
 
Orange Banana said:
Why doesn't torrid use obeast models to show their cloths? They have to know that is their target demo. At least amber might have an idea what some of these cloths would look like on her then.
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Because even deathfatties don't like looking at other deathfatties. They would never admit it, though.

Besides, fat distribution varies SO MUCH between all of them. It's impossible to show how a piece of clothing would look/fit on them.
 
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They don't really need to hire obeast models. Not in the age of social media. You can just search IG and twitter to find hamplanets wearing the clothes
 
Orange Banana said:
Why doesn't torrid use obeast models to show their cloths? They have to know that is their target demo. At least amber might have an idea what some of these cloths would look like on her then.
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Because a lot of fat people (possibly most?) don't really realize they're fat. Kind of like how Amber still thinks she's cute and dainty no matter how big she gets.

They see a still-fairly-attractive model and figure they'll look just like that in the clothes; if someone who actually looked like Amber, or say, Chantal were modeling the outfit, the chance exists that they'd be disgusted at the "ugly clothes" (because nothing looks good on a body shaped like theirs) and not buy anything. Seeing it on a human-shaped person lets them hold on to the delusion a little longer.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
She could put a chair at the end of her driveway, a chair on the porch and walk back and forth in between the two chairs. Her skelly needs to rest that frequently. She can work up to more laps, further distance between chairs, or bolth.

That would actually be useful exercise. Shuffling in place is something, but just barely.
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You know that is a good idea, IF she actually wanted to get some fresh air and exercise. The biggest hazzard with walking around, as we've seen, is that she can now physically only stay on her feet for maybe a minute.

So if she did go outside somebody would have to rig up something like a comfy-chair obstacle course where she's just walking for 20 seconds between each one and then sitting for 20 minutes... that's a fun mental image.

But I imagine she wouldn't do that because it's still risky if she falls down between chairs and no ones there to forklift her off the ground. She's more concerned with embarassment than death at this point.
 
She could even hang onto Becky and Rickie's cars for most of that walking distance if she's so scurred.

There's always a way. The problem is that she wants to eat more than she wants to live. So she'll make excuses to do the former while making excuses as to why she CANNOT do the latter. It's her funeral.
 
Really, at her weight, wtf is exercise going to do? She's barely mobile and gaining steadily. Walking to the end of the driveway and back is just delaying the inevitable.
 
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Wait a minute. Since when is our writer gorl better with her "mouth" than with her amazing gift of prose? If I didn't know better, I'd think she might be trying to avoid disclosing her weight.

Also, in last Saturday's "Now I'm Scared" video a tearful Amber announced that she was taking her health suuuper seriously and was going to call her doctor on Monday regarding the concerns about congestive heart failure. It's now Friday.
What do you think the odds are that she actually called to make an apt.? Or was it just another ploy to get people off her back about her health?
 
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Wait a minute. Since when is our writer gorl better with her "mouth" than with her amazing gift of prose? If I didn't know better, I'd think she might be trying to avoid disclosing her weight.

Also, in last Saturday's "Now I'm Scared" video a tearful Amber announced that she was taking her health suuuper seriously and was going to call her doctor on Monday regarding the concerns about congestive heart failure. It's now Friday.
What do you think the odds are that she actually called to make an apt.? Or was it just another ploy to get people off her back about her health?
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It's hard to type in numbers with her 1930s style gloved cartoon sized hands.
 
Turd Blossom said:
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Wait a minute. Since when is our writer gorl better with her "mouth" than with her amazing gift of prose? If I didn't know better, I'd think she might be trying to avoid disclosing her weight.

Also, in last Saturday's "Now I'm Scared" video a tearful Amber announced that she was taking her health suuuper seriously and was going to call her doctor on Monday regarding the concerns about congestive heart failure. It's now Friday.
What do you think the odds are that she actually called to make an apt.? Or was it just another ploy to get people off her back about her health?
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:optimistic:"Ups and downs.":optimistic:
 
Turd Blossom said:
Wait a minute. Since when is our writer gorl better with her "mouth" than with her amazing gift of prose? If I didn't know better, I'd think she might be trying to avoid disclosing her weight.
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She spent more time texting out an excuse than she would have spent just answering the fucking question. :story:

In other words, she's still gaining.
 
Lysenko said:
Maybe a little water weight, but let me tell you Amber's weight is wayyyy more than any average weight gain from antidepressants.
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I posted it in another thread I think but a study of weight gain for lexapro users found that there was no significant increase compared to people not on any meds. The claim that it caused her to gain weight is bs
 
I asked this earlier and didn't get a response but I'm still curious, the OP said she used to upload up to twice a day does anyone know how long she was consistent with that?
 
Faggot Gift said:
I asked this earlier and didn't get a response but I'm still curious, the OP said she used to upload up to twice a day does anyone know how long she was consistent with that?
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She has never been consistent at anything, but she was doing twice a day during the Krystal era.
 
I'm certain she's gaining weight intentionally at this point. She knows that each pound she gains grants her the opprotunity for more ad revenue. She's actually outpacing fat fetishists who purposely ruin their own bodies for a quick wank. I don't know whether I should be disgusted or impressed.
 
Window Licker said:
I'm certain she's gaining weight intentionally at this point. She knows that each pound she gains grants her the opprotunity for more ad revenue. She's actually outpacing fat fetishists who purposely ruin their own bodies for a quick wank. I don't know whether I should be disgusted or impressed.
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I've been wondering this for a while. Especially with Becky's prodigious weight gain, won't do if she ends up bedbound before our gorl does! Like a lot of people have said I think she just stopped giving an semblance of a shit once she hit that 500 pound threshold.
 
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