🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Every single person in this house is too stupid to think long-term.

All Amberlynn knows is that she's hungry--NOW

All Becky knows is that she's lonely--NOW

All Eric and Rickie know is that Amberlynn pays the majority of household expenses--NOW
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But the only thing she won’t do is call Dr. NOW :lol:

Edit: holy shit, this did NOT deserve all the winner medals lol
 
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Casta Spersions said:
About Becky and the binge monster causing a scene, wouldn't it be easiest to just film her acting out and threaten to post it, in order to get her to stop? Granted, you'd need to find your ovaries first, but there's no way in hell I'd be held hostage to those demands in my home by someone with a sizeable social media presence.
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I'm not sure if Amber would care. She'd probably try to spin it like "See what the Binge Monster makes me do. I become such a horrible person! Feel sorry for MEeeeee!"
 
hambeerlyingnreed said:
I'm not sure if Amber would care. She'd probably try to spin it like "See what the Binge Monster makes me do. I become such a horrible person! Feel sorry for MEeeeee!"
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I agree Amber would try to spin it in her favor.
Eric has a goldmine waiting to be tapped. If he would film her at her worst (actually binging in the middle of the night, or attacking Becky) what would be her recourse?
 
Casta Spersions said:
About Becky and the binge monster causing a scene, wouldn't it be easiest to just film her acting out and threaten to post it, in order to get her to stop? Granted, you'd need to find your ovaries first, but there's no way in hell I'd be held hostage to those demands in my home by someone with a sizeable social media presence.
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Amber holds the purse's strings, and they all - yes, even Ricky - are complicit in allowing that to happen. Amber is very good at manipulation, she's been doing it her whole life: she's manipulated her ex-girlfriends and parents, she managed to take money from girls online while having a girlfriend, she had her foster parents wrapped around her little finger, and it wouldn't surprise me if she also manipulated the social workers who had the displeasure of working with her.

Becky might be the easiest mark Amber ever came across. Eric isn't that hard to push around either, and whatever Eric does, Ricky will accept.
Becky wanted a sugar mama and she got one. IF there was ever any resistance from the boys' part, that was dealt with the same way Amber deal with everything else - she threw money at them and made them shut up. Other than the subtle shade Eric sometimes throws, nothing major will come from any of them as long as Amber is there. They are dumb, but even they know you don't kill the goose who lays the golden eggs.
 
literally low-key said:
According to her Snapchat she has gotten no sleep again. It must have been that supersized diet coke she had., not the fact that she can't breathe while laying down.
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Which means that Becky didn’t sleep either most likely.

I recently learned that sleep deprivation of partners is a form of abuse. Sleep deprivation can lend to depression and makes it easier for them to be manipulated.

Ever wonder why Becky looks so beaten down and tired? It’s because literally she is.
...I still don’t feel bad for her though.
 
Long time lurker said:
Becky might be the easiest mark Amber ever came across. Eric isn't that hard to push around either, and whatever Eric does, Ricky will accept.
Becky wanted a sugar mama and she got one. IF there was ever any resistance from the boys' part, that was dealt with the same way Amber deal with everything else - she threw money at them and made them shut up. Other than the subtle shade Eric sometimes throws, nothing major will come from any of them as long as Amber is there. They are dumb, but even they know you don't kill the goose who lays the golden eggs.
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Becky was also the perfect brickhead for AL to latch onto because Becky immediately dropped Rafe and Hannah despite having been friends for several years. I don't doubt she'd do the same to Eric and Rickie if they so much as told the truth about how obnoxious and gross Amber is.

Granted, you wouldn't want your friends talking bad about your girlfriend, but didn't it all kick off simply because Rafe told people the actual truth of Amber devouring everything in the house so Rafe didn't want to share all their meals? She proved to be a sneaky bitch like everyone else in Amber's orbit but it was pretty incredible how quickly Becky dropped her friends and now hardly involves herself with her family despite never shutting up about how close she is to them.
 
So The Sporkful released an episode today that I can only assume is about Amberlynn.

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Long time lurker said:
Amber holds the purse's strings, and they all - yes, even Ricky - are complicit in allowing that to happen. Amber is very good at manipulation, she's been doing it her whole life: she's manipulated her ex-girlfriends and parents, she managed to take money from girls online while having a girlfriend, she had her foster parents wrapped around her little finger, and it wouldn't surprise me if she also manipulated the social workers who had the displeasure of working with her.

Becky might be the easiest mark Amber ever came across. Eric isn't that hard to push around either, and whatever Eric does, Ricky will accept.
Becky wanted a sugar mama and she got one. IF there was ever any resistance from the boys' part, that was dealt with the same way Amber deal with everything else - she threw money at them and made them shut up. Other than the subtle shade Eric sometimes throws, nothing major will come from any of them as long as Amber is there. They are dumb, but even they know you don't kill the goose who lays the golden eggs.
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She's not a retarded child. Amberlynn is responsible for herself. If she was my roommate, I'd keep her around and let her pay the bills as long as she didn't fucking bother me. It's not like the world will be worse off when she dies.
 
i have a memory of discussing drug paraphernalia on our gorl's dresser... we were posting pics of the dresser and scanning for bongs... can anyone point me in the direction of this conversation? for research purposes.
 
SheCameForNecky said:
She's not a exceptional child. Amberlynn is responsible for herself. If she was my roommate, I'd keep her around and let her pay the bills as long as she didn't fucking bother me. It's not like the world will be worse off when she dies.
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Would you be bothered having to buy food every day? Because she'd definitely help herself to all of your food.
 
"Please don't tell me anything I already know"

So Amberlynn doesn't want people telling her things she already knows, but thinks her viewers want to watch the same video several times a week? "I gave up on my diet plan and gorged and binged and had fast-food multiple times each day. Feel sorry for me because this time I'll really change."
 
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Whoo! Get ready, Gorls. Can not wait for the weight loss gain update where she blames the lack of sleep for her weight gain.

Also welcome back bath mat blanket. Thank you for providing our dainty queen with the warmth her quater-ton body desperately needs.
 
I got recommended a very fit guy who eats vintage military MREs from watching Amber and other fatties.(he’s eaten food from the 50s! ) I’ve never seen anything about the military or MREs or prepper or whatever. Turns out, somebody in the Slaton thread also watches him.

Apparently, the word “eat” is enough, especially if you’ve also watched morbidly obeast people. . :).

Dude is interesting though, and normally I’m not one to watch people eat. He’s about a million times more interesting than Amber. Steve1989MREInfo, I think.

The point is, you never know what that YouTube algorithm is doing. It’s not always other fatties, weight loss, mukbangs or sideshow exhibits.
 
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