🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Sword Fighter Super said:
Question about current pole:

Would it actually be physically possible to actually have sex with big AL?
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This has been discussed at length. It would be extremely difficult to have "normal" sex with her, particularly without a penis in play, but she eats as a substitute for sex anyway which is why she moans and rolls her eyes after every bite. I would be surprised if she and Becky have ever bumped uglies; aside from both being so fat they'd be sideshow freaks in another time, she and Becky are LARPing as a couple for mutual financial/food slave security. They're not into each other because Amber is a deathfat narc bitch and Becky isn't Destiny.

TLDR she probably can't have sex and at any rate has no desire to.
 
Sword Fighter Super said:
I'll say this about Destiny: at least she was obviously a girl.
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Becky has complained about being mistaken for a boy. Maybe don't dress like a rëtarded teenage ICP fanboy then? Her flat wonky-jaw yokel diction doesn't help either. You know Amber enjoys being the dainty, feminine one in the relationship, or so she tells herself as she scoots around Wommart scooping the entire rack of $5 earrings into the basket and making Becky pick them up when they spill out because the basket was already full of food. "Beeeeeeeeeyb! Pick those eareens up, I lidurly have super short arms!"
 
Strine said:
Becky has complained about being mistaken for a boy. Maybe don't dress like a rëtarded teenage ICP fanboy then? Her flat wonky-jaw yokel diction doesn't help either. You know Amber enjoys being the dainty, feminine one in the relationship, or so she tells herself as she scoots around Wommart scooping the entire rack of $5 earrings into the basket and making Becky pick them up when they spill out because the basket was already full of food. "Beeeeeeeeeyb! Pick those eareens up, I lidurly have super short arms!"
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Literally nothing about Becky is feminine.
 
Sword Fighter Super said:
Literally nothing about Becky is feminine.
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Old photos suggest she was more femme in her salad days (no salad since then) but her 28th year will find her an emotional garbage fire who wants to ignore adulthood for her whole life. By pantomiming the 14yo fat juggalo boy to Amber's 14yo fat mall goth girl (the Daphnis and Chloe of trailer trash) they can both inundate themselves in food and hollow consolations until the the reaper comes to count the cost. What is it with so many dykes becoming fat resentful enablers? It gives credence to the nurture theory of homosexuality (vis-à-vis nature).
 
Botched Tit Job said:
TBH if I ran into Becky on the street I'd think she was a dude or trying to pass as one.
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I mean, she puts literally no effort into trying to look like a girl, so I don't see why she gets upset when she's mistaken for a dude.

I guess the good thing to note here is that if she ever decided to become Barry, she'd pass no problem.
 
Sword Fighter Super said:
Question about current pole:

Would it actually be physically possible to actually have sex with big AL?
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Some people put a little too much thought into that question and thought they could use a big black dildo on a pole to sex AL. So they don't actually have to touch anything and don't have to sex Becky or die. They could also take some pictures to make a ton of money off fetish sites and be richer than AL :/
 
Sword Fighter Super said:
I'll say this about Destiny: at least she was obviously a girl.
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You're kidding, right? Yes, Destiny had a huge arse, hips and tits, but she was so overweight the curves are merely fat and not feminine, and her face is indistinguishable from that of a fat teenage boy.

In fact, in one video from the Destiny era, Amber got so cut up that the waiter referred to Destiny as a 'he' that she left a curt chastisement on the bill. Oy gevalt can you imagine a drag queen kvetching if he were addressed as 'she' !
 
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CreedenceLeonoreGielgud said:
You're kidding, right? Yes, Destiny had a huge arse, hips and tits, but she was so overweight the curves are merely fat and not feminine, and her face is indistinguishable from that of a fat teenage boy.

In fact, in one video from the Destiny era, Amber got so cut up that the waiter referred to Destiny as a 'he' that she left a curt chastisement on the bill. Oy gevalt can you imagine a drag queen kvetching if he were addressed as 'she'‽
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More like a girl than Necky.
 
Sword Fighter Super said:
More like a girl than Necky.
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Dusty had a feminine figure which was bloated and distorted by the fat, but still recognisably female because she carried the weight where women generally do, although from a distance she could pass for male because of her dyke hair and poor fashion sense. Becky's body on the other hand is shaped like an arch: neckless head on top of totally rounded shoulders. Her tits are the size a man's would be at her weight. She has fine features and large eyes, but the feminine effect of this is erased because of how fat her face is. Dressing in men's clothing completes the effect, including her sped hats which conceal her feminine hairline. She couldn't try much harder to be mistaken for male.
 
Fatguypewdiepie said:
I've actually never seen them interacting with Walmart cashiers till now tbh. They always seem to go to self serve kiosk
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Yes. Amber doesn't like to interact with people. It's why she doesn't leave the house until sundown. She's ashamed of her blimplike proportions (but not enough to do anything about it, or even stop making it worse).
 
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Change your shirt Amber...

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