🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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We aint never going to get a weigh-in now folks. Her scale has a MAX capacity of 550 pounds. This is the model she has:

http://myweigh.com/product/xl-series/

You can see the scale in a thumbnail from a year ago
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I'm guessing that's why she is avoiding any actual weigh-in (and stopping Becky from weighing in either). At this stage she probably has no idea.
 
Pog Mathoin said:
We aint never going to get a weigh-in now folks. Her scale has a MAX capacity of 550 pounds. This is the model she has:

http://myweigh.com/product/xl-series/

You can see the scale in a thumbnail from a year ago
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I'm guessing that's why she is avoiding any actual weigh-in (and stopping Becky from weighing in either). At this stage she probably has no idea.
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That's her old scale, the new one is a PD750 "Extreme", according to this video from August. (I've timestamped it to the scale shots)
She's definitely avoiding live weigh-ins, but her scale should be able to handle her for now.
 
Turd Blossom said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=oh-ufxdzqos;t=912
That's her old scale, the new one is a PD750 "Extreme", according to this video from August. (I've timestamped it to the scale shots)
She's definitely avoiding live weigh-ins, but her scale should be able to handle her for now.
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Thanks for the update! I am mind-blown that she needed to buy a scale that can weigh more than 550 lbs! It begs the question whether she purchased it with the intention of going above 550. That's just fucking insane!
 
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C3PBRO said:
Fuck Amber. Right now, she's going to Walmart almost every day and plonking her 550lb ass on a scooter meant for no more than 500lbs. So it's not even a matter of AL taking up a scooter for the duration of her journal-and-sticker spree, it's the fact that she quite literally leans on the motor and gears of these pieces of equipment that cost the store thousands of dollars, and will wear them down well before their life expectancy, putting them out of commission for other people until they can be replaced.

I agree that she needs a scooter, but if she needs them so much she needs to buy her own that actually supports her weight. She won't though, because she doesn't give a shit about anybody other than herself, and she's still living in a fantasy world where she knows how to lose weight and can do it at any time, fuck the haydurs.
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would LOVE to see AL on a Segway.

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Barbarella said:
That is exactly what I said when Hamber quit her job. I said with no job she’d sit around the house and eat, only moving from fridge to table and car to Walmart cart, stop moving much and gain weight. At least with a job you walk a bit and can’t eat all day. Which is exactly what happened, not that it took a genius to see it coming.

That was the beginning of the end. This is the middle of the end: getting up to go pee, maybe occassionally for special occasion restaurant meals, or a trip to Walmart on scooter from car and back, but 90% of the time in bed.

Not being able to get out of bed at all-not even to get into a scooter, the backseat of a car, to the toilet or a chair in the kitchen, lying in a sheet with Becks giving sponge baths-that’s 3/4 to the end. Maybe she can still stand to be hosed off but not without a lot of pain and shrieking.

The end of the end is when she starts getting repeated skin infections. An “amblance” will pull out their bariatric equipment to get her to the hospital, and her infection will temporarily retreat and she’ll lose 20 lbs. then she goes back home, gains 50 and infections are back. A cycle that repeats until The end. She’s dead by 33. Bye-bye Amber.
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the beginning of the end was in recent old Krystal era vlog where she is talking about if you are dieting it’s ok to not count holiday or celebration meals. She goes on to say that leftovers are the time to manage self control. It can’t be the end without a beginning. The end was when she had thanksgiving dinner, leftovers, Christmas, her birthday, new year, date night with Becky, etc
 
Becky has gone from parking regularly, to dropping Amber off at the door. Soon she will be bringing the scooter out to the car for her. But don't call her an enabler!
It doesn't end there. Once in the store Becky picks up all of the heavy purchases (eg. dog food), checks out, bags the purchases, loads them in the car and then unloads them when they get home.
 
literally low-key said:
Becky has gone from parking regularly, to dropping AOff at the door. Soon she will be bringing the scooter out to the car for her. But don't call her an enabler!
It doesn't end there. Once in the store Becky picks up all of the heavy purchases (eg. dog food), checks out, bags the purchases, loads them in the car and then unloads them when they get home.
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Why would Amber ever want to lose weight? She never has to do anything when she's this big.
 
Y'all, just a quick retrospective >> https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=315&v=TY_UB05eAZs <<

I came across this video that is ONE YEAR old and in it there are full-body shots of ALR walking.

Oh. My. God. Even back then she was LITERALLY waddling/penguin-strutting around.

fast forward today, with the massive weight-gain, and it's no wonder our gorl needs a scooter. Even back then her body was tapping out and she was unable to bend her fucking knees------that wasn't enough of a wake-up call?!?

I really think she has made up her mind, she has accepted she is a "big" gorl and she has learned to love her "curves" (lmao, you just know she calls em "curves") and, besides, being so morbidly obese means she has a built-in excuse never to do anything. That's why Necky does all the grocery shopping, driving, chauffeuring, and ass-wiping. Soooo romantic.
 
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Amber has been uncharacteristically quiet on social media since yesterday afternoon. No IG, no SC's showcasing her living her best life, not even any of the regular over-the-top asspats praising her videos on Twitter... just these sad, vague RT's.

I wonder if she's just letting the Chantal drama die down a bit or if she's having some sort of existential crisis because Becky forgot the tube turkey again and won't take her to go out to eat?
 
Turd Blossom said:
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Amber has been uncharacteristically quiet on social media since yesterday afternoon. No IG, no SC's showcasing her living her best life, not even any of the regular over-the-top asspats praising her videos on Twitter... just these sad, vague RT's.

I wonder if she's just letting the Chantal drama die down a bit or if she's having some sort of existential crisis because Becky forgot the tube turkey again and won't take her to go out to eat?
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i'll take faking depression as an excuse to lay in bed all day for 500, alex
 
Turd Blossom said:
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Amber has been uncharacteristically quiet on social media since yesterday afternoon. No IG, no SC's showcasing her living her best life, not even any of the regular over-the-top asspats praising her videos on Twitter... just these sad, vague RT's.

I wonder if she's just letting the Chantal drama die down a bit or if she's having some sort of existential crisis because Becky forgot the tube turkey again and won't take her to go out to eat?
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Isn't Karlee the tart who dared AL to eat Hawt Cheetos with her and then laughed at her with Niko Avocgaydo on the low?
 
sis no said:
i'll take faking depression as an excuse to lay in bed all day for 500, alex
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She's probably depressed (she's trapped in redneck limbo with a bloated thumb) but she'll just eat more to distract herself. I think after Danagate she's decided she's not going to try to live until 40. This might give you feels but Don't Cry For Me Large-entina, she's the author (our wridur gorl) of her own Destiny.
 
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Strine said:
She's probably depressed (she's trapped in redneck limbo with a bloated thumb) but she'll just eat more to distract herself. I think after Danagate she's decided she's not going to try to live until 40. But Don't Cry For Me Large-entina, she's the author (our wridur gorl) of her own Destiny.
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I agree with you there. Destiny breaking up with AL really fucked her up hit her at her narc core. With Krystle she didn't really care because they were just friends pretty much. Dusty was definitely someone she cared for in her own way. Her own possessiveness and jealousy drove Dusty away that and all of her lies, I think Dusty's family chimed in on AL too and it helped Destiny make her final decision.
 
And once again, Amberlynn shows she doesn't understand the concept of "struggle" Treating runaway gluttony like a joke until you can barely walk will indeed make you a "big bitch", and it is the first (and perhaps only) thing people will notice about you. So don't be surprised when it happens. It is no more of a struggle than drooling over yourself and someone calling you a slob.
 
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