🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She didn't get a clean bill of health, though. No doctor would tell her she's healthy without even a basic blood panel (which she still refuses to get)
 
Fuck Amber. Right now, she's going to Walmart almost every day and plonking her 550lb ass on a scooter meant for no more than 500lbs. So it's not even a matter of AL taking up a scooter for the duration of her journal-and-sticker spree, it's the fact that she quite literally leans on the motor and gears of these pieces of equipment that cost the store thousands of dollars, and will wear them down well before their life expectancy, putting them out of commission for other people until they can be replaced.

I agree that she needs a scooter, but if she needs them so much she needs to buy her own that actually supports her weight. She won't though, because she doesn't give a shit about anybody other than herself, and she's still living in a fantasy world where she knows how to lose weight and can do it at any time, fuck the haydurs.
 
Barbarella said:
The video in its purest form was, “I’m better than Amber, and all those fatties who need a cart. I can still walk.”
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I don't follow Chantal, but the statement above was done by Amber too. She has said in the past that she's better than the MSHPL because she can (could) still do things they can't anymore.
xenomorph said:
The point shes not even ATTEMPTING to walk. She is using the scooter right off after sitting in the car. It's one thing if she tried walking a bit then used it but she is using it right off without even trying to move her body.
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Yes, her bones and joints are stressed by her weight, but she also has trouble breathing and I bet her heart is struggling too.
Bottomless said:
She could try to walk at home, even in place like she planned to in one of her million journals.
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Amber is beyond the point of doing any kind of exercise unsupervised. Maybe, if she didn't give up on the (fake) exercises she was doing at the beginning of this year and hadn't gained 80lb (I think that's the amount she gained according to some Farmer who did the math), she could keep on exercising now, but her situation is snow-balling.

This is a body with bones and joins that have been abused for her entire 27 years of life. There are also muscles that are atrophying as we speak, a heart that is working harder and harder with each beat, lungs that are losing capacity with every ounce she gains, and a body that is growing at a faster rate than that expected from a child. This leads to Amber having to change the way she moves fast and increases the chances of falling, tripping and getting stuck between doors and furniture because by the time the muscle memory settles, she has to adapt again.
 
Re: scooters ...

Being a M600PL sperg, I frequent a board where another poster (a legit cardiac nurse) made this comment:
When a patient gets to a certain weight and has mobility issues, they can often get approved for a free scooter through Medicare/Medicaid/private insurance, under the guise of increasing mobility and improving quality of life. To the contrary, I've spoken with many family members of patients with scooters who say that once the patient got ahold of the scooter, they virtually never got up and walked again. This causes weight gain and a further decline in health, which is especially bad for overweight patients who are at risk for heart disease.
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In short, once Amber starts relying more and more on the scooter, it's the beginning of the end. There's no reversing that dependence, and the scooter makes it easier and easier to become even more physically immobile, which means further scooter use, which means further immobility.

She's fucked.
 
Long time lurker said:
I don't follow Chantal, but the statement above was done by Amber too. She has said in the past that she's better than the MSHPL because she can (could) still do things they can't anymore.
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There was a MSHPL woman who broke down and cried when there were no store scooters available for her. I can imagine walking for her was painful like it is for our gorl AL but can you imagine the absolute tantrum she would throw in store if some elderly gentleman was using the last one for its intended purpose? And as soon as someone gave up theirs she'd turn the camera on and blubber to us about the panic attack she just had in the store while she goes around and buys "a few things of this hulthy food and a thing of these hulthy pretzel snacks. I thought I was going to die you guize I'm still so shook cuz panic attacks are scary." *wipes crocodile tears as elderly gentleman totters by leaning heavily on his cart for support*

Fuck off Amber, you are the people on MSHPL. You have all the mobility of the best of them and all the repulsive attitude of the worst.
 
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Now, Hamber annoys and agitates me as much as the next person but honestly I think Chantal has out done her. I have never seen such a narcissistic, repulsive person. "I am a better fat person cuz I can walk, HEH HEH". You AND Amber, are MORBIDLY obese. You are no better than her. At least Amber can feign a facade of mental health you cackling beast. And Amber is 600lbs she needs a scooter as much as your cunt of a Grandma does. By your standard Amber SHOULD be able to walk because she can for SHORT distances, in that case why don't you make your Grandmother walk? I cannot believe Chantal thinks she has the authority to say who and who does not need a scooter, fuck outta here.

https://youtu.be/jVqDBVFKjAk


Thank you for coming to my TED talk. :trump:
 
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Amber and Chantal are both horrible people; but Chantal is petty and childish for making this video. Chantal has spoken about how she's had guys literally pick toilet tissue out of her ass, had pringle can tops stuck in her stomach, and has gotten pulled over for "snacking and driving"; but she gets on her moral high horse and talks about how it's too "embarrassing" to ride a scooter in a store. AL is disabled at this point, it might be 100% her fault, but she is. She can't even walk around her own house, I mean she's fucking sitting to cook food now.

Chantal is 400ish pounds she shouldn't need a scooter yet, but she also binges just as fucking much as Amber so we'll see how gung-ho she is about not using a scooter. Also she says that Amber is going to be on my 600 pound life, there's no way in hell. Amberlynn has way too much pride to do one of the shower/nude scenes.
 
Chickenpox said:
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Should I start watching her?

On the other hand I am sure Becky wipes Ambers Ass. So what is worse(:_(
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Well I'm sure Becky wipes AL's ass, there's no way she doesn't, infact I don't even know how AL fits on that tiny toilet. But Chantal is straight up nasty man, can you imagine the poor fucker who's drunk enough to take her home, works up the courage to do the deed with this beast, and he pulls down her giant xxxl underwear to find little balls of toilet tissue in her ass? Also, Chantal threatened to call CPS on somebody because she was having an argument with them. That's fucking psychotic bro.
 
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What happened to that plucky, positive Amber we knew back in 2014? You can do it, gorl!
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Also I distinctly remember her saying that she'd never hit 520, but look where we are now. 700 elbees, here we come!
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haha. What most long time viewers (and new comers quickly catch on) is how she rounds her numbers. Look at my name- when she was 497 she said she wasn't 500elbees and never would be. So when she says never 700- she could be 699 and still be claiming she'll never be 700pounds.

She won't reach 600 pounds by the end of the year but give her till Valentine's Day so she can do some extra binge eating over Dusty and Dana. Even better if Dusty and Dana get engaged or married- for sure she'll be over 700 pounds by the end of 2019.
 
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Long time lurker said:
Yes, her bones and joints are stressed by her weight, but she also has trouble breathing and I bet her heart is struggling too.

Amber is beyond the point of doing any kind of exercise unsupervised. Maybe, if she didn't give up on the (fake) exercises she was doing at the beginning of this year and hadn't gained 80lb (I think that's the amount she gained according to some Farmer who did the math), she could keep on exercising now, but her situation is snow-balling.
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I get what you mean but we're not talking about a triathlon here, I don't think walking in place can do her more harm than good. Becky and her could walk together, maybe take Twinkie out for a nice walk... :optimistic:

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I always wondered how the super-morbidly obese could reach a point where the humiliation of their situation becomes tolerable and normalized. There must be a point where they consciously decide to stop trying. ALR being so comfortable on scooters now and sitting at the stove seems to be the actions of someone fully resigned to their fate. She's in so deep now, that what's the point?

Becky's enabling and the Youtube money funnel practically guarantees this girl will have no quality of life (or life at all) by middle age. Her habits are too ingrained and any addict will tell you that recovery requires daily (honest) inventory with yourself. You can't get better if you can't admit you're sick.
 
497 said:
haha. What most long time viewers (and new comers quickly catch on) is how she rounds her numbers. Look at my name- when she was 497 she said she wasn't 500elbees and never would be. So when she says never 700- she could be 699 and still be claiming she'll never be 700pounds.

She won't reach 600 pounds by the end of the year but give her till Valentine's Day so she can do some extra binge eating over Dusty and Dana. Even better if Dusty and Dana get engaged or married- for sure she'll be over 700 pounds by the end of 2019.
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Don't give up so quick on 600 for this year. We have Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and both of their birthdays to celebrate by year end. Becky may even admit to being over 300 as a bonus.
 
Sparkletor said:
Can we stop the "who's worse"? Does it matter? This thread is about Amberlynn.

Who is worse? Hitler for killing the Jews or Pol Pot for killing the all Asians look alike?
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Agreed. They're both cunts. Let's not start weighing (heh) who's more disabled here, it's not like Hamber's life is dependent on her using a scooter. We're talking about a fat succubus who hops on these things daily to buy more plastic shelving units for her stickers or the latest pioneer woman mason jars for """water""". That is just as bad as Chantel power-leveling on YouTube and painting herself as the more virtuous sow.
 
8008135 said:
Re: scooters ...

Being a M600PL sperg, I frequent a board where another poster (a legit cardiac nurse) made this comment:


In short, once Amber starts relying more and more on the scooter, it's the beginning of the end. There's no reversing that dependence, and the scooter makes it easier and easier to become even more physically immobile, which means further scooter use, which means further immobility.

She's fucked.
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That is exactly what I said when Hamber quit her job. I said with no job she’d sit around the house and eat, only moving from fridge to table and car to Walmart cart, stop moving much and gain weight. At least with a job you walk a bit and can’t eat all day. Which is exactly what happened, not that it took a genius to see it coming.

That was the beginning of the end. This is the middle of the end: getting up to go pee, maybe occassionally for special occasion restaurant meals, or a trip to Walmart on scooter from car and back, but 90% of the time in bed.

Not being able to get out of bed at all-not even to get into a scooter, the backseat of a car, to the toilet or a chair in the kitchen, lying in a sheet with Becks giving sponge baths-that’s 3/4 to the end. Maybe she can still stand to be hosed off but not without a lot of pain and shrieking.

The end of the end is when she starts getting repeated skin infections. An “amblance” will pull out their bariatric equipment to get her to the hospital, and her infection will temporarily retreat and she’ll lose 20 lbs. then she goes back home, gains 50 and infections are back. A cycle that repeats until The end. She’s dead by 33. Bye-bye Amber.
 
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