🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Day 5 no uploads. I'm starting to think Hamber was cast in whatever TV show approached her a couple months ago? Those contracts usually involve some sort of gag order. Our gorl might be keeping quiet while it's being filmed.

Now feed me my Thunkful votes :thinking:
 
Does anyone else think that abandoning a consistent upload schedule was the worst move Amber has made so far?

When she uploaded at the same time every day I used to take lunch and watch her video, regardless of how bad, because I had nothing better to be doing. Now she's uploading at random times and on random days and most times I don't even bother to watch because theres no way to anticipate having new content to watch.
 
Botched Tit Job said:
Does anyone else think that abandoning a consistent upload schedule was the worst move Amber has made so far?

When she uploaded at the same time every day I used to take lunch and watch her video, regardless of how bad, because I had nothing better to be doing. Now she's uploading at random times and on random days and most times I don't even bother to watch because theres no way to anticipate having new content to watch.
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Absolute same boat. Amber’s become so boring even her haydurs don’t want to watch her shit
 
Botched Tit Job said:
Does anyone else think that abandoning a consistent upload schedule was the worst move Amber has made so far?

When she uploaded at the same time every day I used to take lunch and watch her video, regardless of how bad, because I had nothing better to be doing. Now she's uploading at random times and on random days and most times I don't even bother to watch because theres no way to anticipate having new content to watch.
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I used to watch her videos as sleep therapy. Start a video, watch for 2 mins before dosing off.
 
Arrested For YT Crimes said:
Absolute same boat. Amber’s become so boring even her haydurs don’t want to watch her shit
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Thirding this, solely because it's basically confirmed she reads this forum obsessively. I used her uploads as a way to keep track of time during my work day. Always meant lunch was half an hour after she dropped a new episode of Fucking Nothing.
 
I think that this is the official beginning of the bedbound saga. This was always going to happen and I figured when it got too bad we weren’t going to get to see much.

Moving has gotten too difficult for Amber. She doesn’t want us to see that she spends all day in bed, nude, covered by a sheet, lying on a pee pad, having Necky drive from fast food place to Walmart and back again. The good news is now Becky now gets some alone time and away from the Hambeast as she spends her day scouting for snacks for her immobile baby.

Amber probably tells herself that she’ll film a video when she loses a few pounds, but we all know that will never happen, and the holidays are coming. Once the account gets too low, and she realizes her Reese’s fund is endangered, she’ll get dressed and haul herself into filming position for another talk video, then slump down and eat Halloween candy for two days straight.

From now on, she’ll do just enough to keep the well from running dry. Food first, then rent. If it gets too low? Good thing Becky’s still mobile, as she can still work.

Becks will probably whine about going to work, but the “Baby, I supported us for years!” guilt prodding should get here looking as she’s been taught well.

If Becky gets a job and starts crushing on another Kentucky lesbian, it’ll be bad for Amber though. Amber probably doesn’t realize what a precarious situation she’s gotten herself into.
 
Botched Tit Job said:
Does anyone else think that abandoning a consistent upload schedule was the worst move Amber has made so far?
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Interesting. I just took a peek at her Socialblade and while she's still maintaining a growth in views and subs, her sub rate is down almost 20% from last month. The graphs seem to show a decline in views and subs since she quit uploading regularly.
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But as long as she's still earning that orange chicken $$$ I doubt she cares.

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Big Al has been radio silent since this cryptic tweet yesterday. It might have been aimed at the haydurs, but since it was around 8pm her time I'd like to think it was the Binge Monster lashing out at Becky for putting her foot down and refusing to take her out to eat at whatever chain restaurant she was whining for.
 
Turd Blossom said:
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Big Al has been radio silent since this cryptic tweet yesterday. It might have been aimed at the haydurs, but since it was around 8pm her time I'd like to think it was the Binge Monster lashing out at Becky for putting her foot down and refusing to take her out to eat at whatever chain restaurant she was whining for.
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Necky has been acting cunty more than normal and I feel that she is lashing out at AL more than usual and this is giving me the tail end time of the Dusty era.
 
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Yes, Honey Boo-Boo! Nothing better for your physical and emotional health than devoting all your time to eating and laying in bed rather than keeping a routine schedule and doing your job!

And when you need that orange chicken money and someone to deflect the criticism onto, "take care of yourself" by persuading your dullard girlfriend into recording a video that no one wants while you eat nuggies in bed and become even more immobile!
 
Amberlynn forcing Becky to get a job is inevitable. Becky is completely financially dependent on AL for her food, car, and rent so when the Youtube bucks stop flowing in she'll be hauling lumber all over again. I almost feel bad for Becky for being so fucking naive that this 550+ pound idiot has somehow manipulated this person into being unable to provide for themselves. But then I realize that Becky probably enjoys spending AL's money, having all her meals paid for and since she's the only one with a license she doesn't have to worry about AL taking away her access to the car.

Does anyone know if these people have a lease? If they do I feel like if AL has her name on that shit its game over for Becky. She'll have to proposal again maybe this time at that hybrid japanese/mexican restaurant they love.
 
BossGiovanni said:
Amberlynn forcing Becky to get a job is inevitable. Becky is completely financially dependent on AL for her food, car, and rent so when the Youtube bucks stop flowing in she'll be hauling lumber all over again. I almost feel bad for Becky for being so fucking naive that this 550+ pound idiot has somehow manipulated this person into being unable to provide for themselves. But then I realize that Becky probably enjoys spending AL's money, having all her meals paid for and since she's the only one with a license she doesn't have to worry about AL taking away her access to the car.

Does anyone know if these people have a lease? If they do I feel like if AL has her name on that shit its game over for Becky. She'll have to proposal again maybe this time at that hybrid japanese/mexican restaurant they love.
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She said something awhile back about how "you CAN buy a car if you don't have a license." So I think so.
 
I think she’s gone quiet because she’s feeling more tired now, more bed bound and thus more depressed. It’s difficult to motivate yourself to do anything through depression. She probably just sleeps a lot now. It’s sad.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
She said something awhile back about how "you CAN buy a car if you don't have a license." So I think so.
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There's this tweet from back in May where she was responding to people giving her shit about buying a car but not having a license or being able to drive it.
Shockingly, she doesn't seem to be making any progress on either the "skinny jeans" or "driving" goals .
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In Becky's latest paranormal chitchat (blubbering), it's almost like she's taken these pretty mundane (BORING AND REPETITIVE) experiences to come terms with the horrifying reality that is Hungerlynn's Binge Monster.

"It sounded like straight up whispering. Like someone was in the pantry, whispering. And this was a pretty large pantry." .... "I did not open it up to find out what it was, I just left the room, I was just like, 'I'm not dealin' with this.'"

" I look in the corner of my eye and I see like a woman, in like some kind of white gown or something and she had long hair"... "What I could make out of her face she was mad. She looked like, menacing. Like really upset about something"... "And my cousin was like, 'Yeah, I've seen her too.'"... "Something was like on top of her like there was pressure on top of her, and she opened her eyes and it was like a black mass."

Poor Becky, creating false memories to distract from the real horror that's plopped right in front of her.

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Oh, Amber, you're way younger than 17 mentally. No self-respecting 17 year old spends hours wearing cat ears while coloring pictures meant for 4 year olds. :P
 
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