🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Strine said:
I cannot conceive of a lesbian so fat and emotionally rêtarded that she couldn't find at least one lesbian to nest with - we've all seen Sapphic watermelons ostentatiously holding hands in public - but it wouldn't surprise me if she took the easy way out and shacked up with some male chubby chaser paypig and made a video called I'M BISEXUAL!!!!!
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Amber just needs to rewire her brain a little. Copious amounts of orange chicken sauce on any body part should help right. I can already picture the follow up video.

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Turd Blossom said:
She also uploaded a video of Becky moving the branches from another angle, looks like either a dirt road or a really poorly maintained paved road.
Is there anyone they hang out with other than Destiny or Becky's family?
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Who knows, but Amber looked like she actually did her hair and put makeup on, which she only bothers to to do when going out to eat or seeing Destiny.
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Looks like a scene from horror movie. I'd legit freak out if I come across this while driving in rural area at midnight
 
Arrested For YT Crimes said:
Lots of people have shit childhoods, but turn into well rounded human beings. Amber was born a cunt and will die a cunt because she’s always got to be the victim.

Sure, her childhood paved the path for the 600-lb beast she is today, but it is on her for not making an effort to try to move on and become a better human being.
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The beast is pretty well rounded, any more well rounded and she would roll away
 
chicken wings said:
Amber just needs to rewire her brain a little. Copious amounts of orange chicken sauce on any body part should help right. I can already picture the follow up video.

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She already has a social reject feeder who dresses like a man and isn't allowed to have sex with her, she might as well go whole hog and just get the real thing. There's no way Amber isn't attracted to men. Her self-worth is predicated on how much she thinks THEY are attracted to HER. I am not a long-time viewer and I have seen her talk about how men - never women - find her really attractive on at least three separate occasions, all unsought. In the masterclass in delusion that was the "Struggles of Being Me" series, one video involved a highly detailed anecdote about how attractive men find her, presented as a "struggle" to the viewer. Yeah Amber, I bet fellas just see a 560-pound filthy screeching diabetic "lesbian" on an over-capacity Walmart scooter and faint from the blood rushing to their groin so fast.

However, despite seeming only to want the attention of men, we all know her psyche went down the reinforced plus-size toilet when Density left her and she had to hastily replace her with a new host organism, who for whatever reason is not what she's looking for in a boyish-looking womanchild of below-average intelligence. Right now, caring so much that Destiny left her is the only credible evidence of her lesbianism, since we all know she and Becky only touch each other when they're wrestling over the last M&M in the packet.
 
Strine said:
She already has a social reject feeder who dresses like a man and isn't allowed to have sex with her, she might as well go whole hog and just get the real thing. There's no way Amber isn't attracted to men. Her self-worth is predicated on how much she thinks THEY are attracted to HER. I am not a long-time viewer and I have seen her talk about how men - never women - find her really attractive on at least three separate occasions, all unsought. In the masterclass in delusion that was the "Struggles of Being Me" series, one video involved a highly detailed anecdote about how attractive men find her, presented as a "struggle" to the viewer. Yeah Amber, I bet fellas just see a 560-pound filthy screeching diabetic "lesbian" on an over-capacity Walmart scooter and faint from the blood rushing to their groin so fast.

However, despite seeming only to want the attention of men, we all know her psyche went down the reinforced plus-size toilet when Density left her and she had to hastily replace her with a new host organism, who for whatever reason is not what she's looking for in a boyish-looking womanchild of below-average intelligence. Right now, caring so much that Destiny left her is the only credible evidence of her lesbianism, since we all know she and Becky only touch each other when they're wrestling over the last M&M in the packet.
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I honestly believe she could be called attractive and desirable as a joke by random guys and she took it seriously.
 
Strine said:
There's no way Amber isn't attracted to men. Her self-worth is predicated on how much she thinks THEY are attracted to HER. I am not a long-time viewer and I have seen her talk about how men - never women - find her really attractive on at least three separate occasions, all unsought. In the masterclass in delusion that was the "Struggles of Being Me" series, one video involved a highly detailed anecdote about how attractive men find her, presented as a "struggle" to the viewer. Yeah Amber, I bet fellas just see a 560-pound filthy screeching diabetic "lesbian" on an over-capacity Walmart scooter and faint from the blood rushing to their groin so fast.
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I don't doubt this, the attraction to men. But I think the reason she's "a lesbeeen" is because she's afraid to be intimate with men, even moreso than she's afraid to be intimate with women. So even if she could theoretically pull some beta/fetishist, I'm doubtful that she could go through with it.

Happy birthday btw :)
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
I don't doubt this, the attraction to men. But I think the reason she's "a lesbeeen" is because she's afraid to be intimate with men, even moreso than she's afraid to be intimate with women. So even if she could theoretically pull some beta/fetishist, I'm doubtful that she could go through with it.

Happy birthday btw :)
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It's far easier to get hookup or get "serious" as a homosexual especially when you have apps like Growlr that have options to specificy your kinks complete with an easy to use drop down list. No idea if the lesbeeens have something similar on their end but I can only imagine it is. I think Amber is "borderline" bisexual. Like a good dick but can take a muff when offered. When her weight started to spiral out of control, she probably decided it would be easier to just chase other women.
 
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Coming up on five days without an official video upload... That rivals the longest she has gone without one all year. So far, we have been spared the remaining 3 Becky horror stories. Last live weigh-in was nearly 2 months ago.

She has completely lost interest in her channel, and doesn't seem to have the energy to even shoot a video of her sitting and talking anymore. For whatever reasons, she and/or Becky seems to have lost interest in turning Becky into co-host. This channel is simply adrift now, more directionless than it has ever been.
 
peppy said:
....although, with that said, I wouldn't doubt that Necky would've been down for that to be real. I assume ALR would want to tie Necky down ASAP so that she can have a full-time caregiver who is sworn to take care of her "for better or for worse"
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I think in this case it would be ‘for worse, or for worser’ if al wrote the vows, being the writer that she is.
 
DarkSydePundit said:
Remember when Amber bought books and pretended she'd read them?
What ever happened to them?

Did she switch to just buying journals and pretending she'd write in them?
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lol and she only picked the ones with the pretty covers and actually admitted to that being the reason why she picked them, not because she read the synopsis and was interested in reading it. She's such a dolt. I hope she didn't throw them away. Even if they were shite books, they could still be donated. I'm thinking she did tho. Becky doesn't seem like the reading type so obvi it didn't fit her new persona. It's so weird and creepy and so childish she changes everything about herself depending who she's dating. We all did that as teenagers. Not as almost 30 year old women.
 
sperginity said:
The weird thing is how they seem to have migrated off center over the years
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AmbazFetidTaint said:
A fat, uneducated Kentuckian with buck teeth? Calling CNN now this is headline news...
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I was just under the presumption that Deep South Deliverance individuals were more prone to having Bubba teeth rather than Bugs Bunny teeth. Also, her face is so fucking fat now you can't really see how bad it is unless she unhinges her jaw Pennywise style when she is eating.
 
Your_Fairy_Wish_Prince said:
I was just under the presumption that Deep South Deliverance individuals were more prone to having Bubba teeth rather than Bugs Bunny teeth. Also, her face is so fucking fat now you can't really see how bad it is unless she unhinges her jaw Pennywise style when she is eating.
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She isn't really a deep south Deliverance type, though. Wasn't her birthplace in Florida? (lolcow wiki says Key West, which I think is very unlikely) I think she comes from fairly average and typical white American stock (with a hint of Portuguese). She isn't an inbred Kentuckian; that's closer to Becky's royal lineage.
 
Dutch Courage said:
She isn't really a deep south Deliverance type, though. Wasn't her birthplace in Florida? (lolcow wiki says Key West, which I think is very unlikely) I think she comes from fairly average and typical white American stock (with a hint of Portuguese). She isn't an inbred Kentuckian; that's closer to Becky's royal lineage.
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Lezbereal, most of FL is just as red-necky as KY just in a different way. You're right, though, she's not a deep south type at all. She's affecting the mannerisms of one (albeit poorly) because that's what she does when she's absorbing her mark's personality.
 
Dutch Courage said:
She isn't really a deep south Deliverance type, though. Wasn't her birthplace in Florida? (lolcow wiki says Key West, which I think is very unlikely) I think she comes from fairly average and typical white American stock (with a hint of Portuguese). She isn't an inbred Kentuckian; that's closer to Becky's royal lineage.
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Amber is from California. Don't pay attention to the Wiki page because it also says she has a college degree, which isn't true.
 
There's an old video where she says she was born in Key West, but I can't be arsed to look for it. I dont' think she lived there very long before they moved.
 
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