🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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p i g g y said:
This gave me diabetes. What is with all these "bbw" "women" crowding around wanting to get noticed by Hamber? Is she like alpha hambeast?
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Pretty much. Amber is the head conspirator of the Kentucky Lesbian Mafia. Being the fattest dyke means more weight to throw around to dominate Becky and the submissive flock.
 
This is fucking art, why yall HAYDEN!

L Y R I C S
I took my mama over yonder to the walmart store
But I could see a problem as we both walked through the door
You see, mama's an old-timer, she finds walkin' tough
She likes to ride a scooter, and there's usually enough
That's when I seen...
When it comes to moderation she's the queen
She loves her orange chicken, thinks Becky's finger lickin'
And since that day I been
In love with Amberlynn
I know she said
That when it comes to lovers she's a lez
She loves her Twinkie Star and she loves her faded bra
Oh dear lord it's a sin
I'm so deep in love with Amberlynn

Keep cheering for zachary michael to scream MA'AM for the 100th time in a row. Plebs.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
You could be right, Rafe's house is legit rural. Caught a glimpse of it in an old AL vid I watched recently. Hamber was filming Rafe's ducks and peacocks walking around the property. There's a long unpaved road leading up to the house.

Also, per the video, fat AL typically spends the night when she goes there
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Yeah she said to Eric recently that when they go to their "friends" they usually spend the night but do not sleep and come back in the morning.
 
ricecake said:
I feel bad for her sometimes because she really, truly had shit parents and she sees their addictive and enabling behavior as love instead of seeing it as gross neglect and selfishness. But she then spent her twenties doubling down on following their addictive behaviors. If she had had an ounce of self-awareness, she could have been open to therapy years ago and may have seen some real progress by now.
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Lots of people have shit childhoods, but turn into well rounded human beings. Amber was born a cunt and will die a cunt because she’s always got to be the victim.

Sure, her childhood paved the path for the 600-lb beast she is today, but it is on her for not making an effort to try to move on and become a better human being.
 
PrincessPeachy said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gjKSk2-uGjA
This is entirely unrelated, but this woman’s body is a lot like Amber’s and she seriously struggles with putting on socks/shoes. But hey. She managed to stuff herself into “jeans”! There you go, Amber. Since your leggings are damn near disintegrated.
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Look how she can't reach her right arm around to touch her left foot! There's no way this heifer could reach around to wipe her own ass. That cameraman has more than one job in this household.
 
FitBitch said:
Look how she can't reach her right arm around to touch her left foot! There's no way this heifer could reach around to wipe her own ass. That cameraman has more than one job in this household.
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Yeah but it gives him a huge boner to have her dependent on him. Feeders are so morose, all horned up about someone eating themselves to death
 
JerkyPirate said:
Yeah but it gives him a huge boner to have her dependent on him. Feeders are so morose, all horned up about someone eating themselves to death
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Then he has lots of fat folds to fuck with the boner. I never knew that people fuck fat folds till kfarms. I wonder how often that is part of the feeder fetish?
 
497 said:
Then he has lots of fat folds to fuck with the boner. I never knew that people fuck fat folds till kfarms. I wonder how often that is part of the feeder fetish?
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My guess is 100%. I mean, that is the fetish, no? If you wanted to fuck like normal people, you’d get a normal woman with a reachable vagina.
 
Fatguypewdiepie said:
and then awkward high five they had..
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that high five made me think they planned this. I think it was a prank on the viewers.
Amber is a narcissist, she likes it when people talk about her, and as we can see in this thread, it got people talking. This isn't even the first time Amber put something on camera just to get folks talking. Those planned scenes never get the reaction Amber hopes for - these are usually set up to get replies in the tones of "how cute/romantic", but they never fail to get people talking about Amber.
89elbees said:
I also have to disagree with the masses here and say that I think AL has more to gain, pun not intended, from marriage than Becky. Yeah, Becky gets financial stability/half in a divorce/etc., but she already has that by dating her and is perfectly capable of getting a job and supporting herself if need be. AL, on the other hand, gains something of a legally obligated caretaker.
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As I said above, I don't think the proposal was legit, but I agree with the rest of your post.
 
Im kinda surprised some here are talking about that "proposal" -- it is so obviously fake and their attempt at trying to be funny and pull a "prank" -- there's nothing too deep about it! just a prank bro! a silly and pathetic failed attempt at comedy...

....although, with that said, I wouldn't doubt that Necky would've been down for that to be real. I assume ALR would want to tie Necky down ASAP so that she can have a full-time caregiver who is sworn to take care of her "for better or for worse"
 
Ok, Amber. No one is "missing" your videos, but wow, way to be super defensive.
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The tweet was dumb, but it's worth mentioning that she was responding to an obvious troll account. Not sure why she'd want to give them attention other than to be a martyr.
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Obviously, her recent announcement that vlogs are back was yet another failed promise, just like the weigh-ins. She just doesn't seem to want to do it anymore and is trying to push her back catalog now. Attrition is going to settle in if she remains mostly absent...
 
Turd Blossom said:
Ok, Amber. No one is "missing" your videos, but wow, way to be super defensive.
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The tweet was dumb, but it's worth mentioning that she was responding to an obvious troll account. Not sure why she'd want to give them attention other than to be a martyr.
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Is this a kiwi?
Im pretty sure that pic of becky was posted in the amberlynn fanart thread
 
I see Becky out with Eric and Rickie a lot in Eric's videos. It wouldn't surprise me if Amber is looking online for someone new while she's home alone. It's harder to find a new victim girlfriend since she gained 80 pounds in the last year. Amber really doesn't want to be tied to Becky (and Kentucky) forever, but she might not have a choice anymore.
 
Toxoplasmosis said:
I see Becky out with Eric and Rickie a lot in Eric's videos. It wouldn't surprise me if Amber is looking online for someone new while she's home alone. It's harder to find a new victim girlfriend since she gained 80 pounds in the last year. Amber really doesn't want to be tied to Becky (and Kentucky) forever, but she might not have a choice anymore.
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I cannot conceive of a lesbian so fat and emotionally rêtarded that she couldn't find at least one lesbian to nest with - we've all seen Sapphic watermelons ostentatiously holding hands in public - but it wouldn't surprise me if she took the easy way out and shacked up with some male chubby chaser paypig and made a video called I'M BISEXUAL!!!!!

Maybe she should make a personals ad:
I'm a barely ambulant rubenesque narcissist looking for a new gorlfriend to use as a butler in exchange for dwindling YouTube income. I will need to be picked up from my current domicile and be brought food minimum 12 times a day. Assistance required in lying to my viewers, and you will be expected to appear in videos (no charisma necessary). No affection or sex required or sought. Low IQ and masculine appearance preferred. Please send a scan of a valid drivers licence and a 500-word exegesis on how dainty and cute I am with your reply.
 
peppy said:
Im kinda surprised some here are talking about that "proposal" -- it is so obviously fake and their attempt at trying to be funny and pull a "prank" -- there's nothing too deep about it! just a prank bro! a silly and pathetic failed attempt at comedy...

....although, with that said, I wouldn't doubt that Necky would've been down for that to be real. I assume ALR would want to tie Necky down ASAP so that she can have a full-time caregiver who is sworn to take care of her "for better or for worse"
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It wasn't obviously fake to me. Becky meant it, but she probably had a contingency plan either way. What if ALR said yes? Was Becky gonna say, "JK!" Doubtful. She was prepared to play if off like a joke if necessary, and that's exactly what she did. But there was something kind of defiant and serious about that rejection. I'm not convinced there weren't real feelings involved here, from both sides.
 
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