🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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PuckishRogue said:
God I'll never understand these dykes who just sit there and take it. Grow a fucking backbone Becky. She treats Beckster like shit and even she deserves better.
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I'll never understand why someone who gets so fucked up over loved ones dying would chain herself to a terminally obese person, either. She doesn't seem to make great decisions generally.
 
sperginity said:
I'll never understand why someone who gets so fucked up over loved ones dying would chain herself to a terminally obese person, either. She doesn't seem to make great decisions generally.
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She could be one of those people who seeks out dying people I guess, but she doesn't seem to be. She genuinely seems to think she's found love. It's sad.
 
Long time lurker said:
Going down is easy - gravity is on her side.
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That's also what makes it the most dangerous part, though. One wrong step, and ...
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A general question: Is she just not that active on social media anymore, or are we just not bothering to post her shit?
 
Are we gonna just gloss over the fact that in last video, necky "proposes" hamber on one leg and first reaction amber has is to get as far as away physically possible from necky :story:

These girls are deeply in love y'all
 
Fatguypewdiepie said:
Are we gonna just gloss over the fact that in last video, necky "proposes" hamber on one leg and first reaction amber has is to get as far as away physically possible from necky :story:

These girls are deeply in love y'all
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I'm not sure if it was an impromptu gag hatched up by Becky (who is not known for spontaneous pranks), or if it was Becky being somewhat real, in which case Amberlynn pissed on her parade right quick...

If it was a joke, it was a complete non-sequitur, but everything they do are non-sequiturs, so who knows? It isn't funny in itself, but it did set up the majestic shot of 850 pounds of hugging...

If it was for real, Becky needs to know that if you're gonna go down on your knees, you had better have a ring in your hand. Amberlynn, our Queen of Empathy, sure shot Becky's self-esteem down in a hurry...

They have gone on record several times about the potential of marriage. Becky seems all for it, and Amberlynn doesn't seem to want to entertain the notion for a second, even as a joke. Why should she? Why buy the cow when you get the m.ilk for free? Aside from Becky's beat-up Hyundai, Amberlynn stands to gain absolutely zero from the deal, and Becky already drives her for free. Amberlynn also wants to stay available for when something better comes along (perhaps not realizing that Becky was the best she could do 80 pounds ago, and the pickings are slimmer at 545 than at 465) Becky, on the other hand, would gain a lot in a marriage. Stability, self-esteem, a continued allowance, and legal rights...

Becky takes the relationship a lot more seriously than Amberlynn does (which is another sign of her low intelligence; Amberlynn needs her more than she needs Amberlynn, although both are very needy) Amberlynn always responds to her love declarations with a very breezy and un-heartfelt "love ya too babe" This dynamic became much more pronounced after Date Night in August, when Amberlynn launched her master manipulation in response to Becky putting her foot down. Since then, they have been a lot more overtly lovey-dovey on camera, always at Becky's initiation, and always with Amberlynn responding in dismissive and even condescending ways.

Joke or not, this proposal fits this latest pattern.
 
Dutch Courage said:
I'm not sure if it was an impromptu gag hatched up by Becky (who is not known for spontaneous pranks), or if it was Becky being somewhat real, in which case Amberlynn pissed on her parade right quick...

If it was a joke, it was a complete non-sequitur, but everything they do are non-sequiturs, so who knows? It isn't funny in itself, but it did set up the majestic shot of 850 pounds of hugging...

If it was for real, Becky needs to know that if you're gonna go down on your knees, you had better have a ring in your hand. Amberlynn, our Queen of Empathy, sure shot Becky's self-esteem down in a hurry...
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hmmhmmm....but how would Becky buy such a ring and keep it a surprise? She uses Amber's money to buy the ring AL might notice chunk of money missing. Even if it's likely a Walmart ring it'll still cost a noticeable missing chunk (in AL's bank account, not body). Plus Becky has to guess AL's ring size.
 
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hmmhmmm....but how would Becky buy such a ring and keep it a surprise? She uses Amber's money to buy the ring AL might notice chunk of money missing. Even if it's likely a Walmart ring it'll still cost a noticeable missing chunk (in AL's bank account, not body). Plus Becky has to guess AL's ring size.
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she could use her etsy money if she ever starts her shop
 
I was excited to hear in the latest video that Amberlynn is currently 545 lbs because I have also just officially watched her first 545 videos! A recent highlight (#542) was her walking up and down a flight of stairs four times.
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
she could use her etsy money if she ever starts her shop
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Seriously tho, who would buy her shit? There are tons of other talented artists in DeviantArt alone

Dutch Courage said:
I'm not sure if it was an impromptu gag hatched up by Becky (who is not known for spontaneous pranks), or if it was Becky being somewhat real, in which case Amberlynn pissed on her parade right quick...

If it was a joke, it was a complete non-sequitur, but everything they do are non-sequiturs, so who knows? It isn't funny in itself, but it did set up the majestic shot of 850 pounds of hugging...

If it was for real, Becky needs to know that if you're gonna go down on your knees, you had better have a ring in your hand. Amberlynn, our Queen of Empathy, sure shot Becky's self-esteem down in a hurry...

They have gone on record several times about the potential of marriage. Becky seems all for it, and Amberlynn doesn't seem to want to entertain the notion for a second, even as a joke. Why should she? Why buy the cow when you get the m.ilk for free? Aside from Becky's beat-up Hyundai, Amberlynn stands to gain absolutely zero from the deal, and Becky already drives her for free. Amberlynn also wants to stay available for when something better comes along (perhaps not realizing that Becky was the best she could do 80 pounds ago, and the pickings are slimmer at 545 than at 465) Becky, on the other hand, would gain a lot in a marriage. Stability, self-esteem, a continued allowance, and legal rights...

Becky takes the relationship a lot more seriously than Amberlynn does (which is another sign of her low intelligence; Amberlynn needs her more than she needs Amberlynn, although both are very needy) Amberlynn always responds to her love declarations with a very breezy and un-heartfelt "love ya too babe" This dynamic became much more pronounced after Date Night in August, when Amberlynn launched her master manipulation in response to Becky putting her foot down. Since then, they have been a lot more overtly lovey-dovey on camera, always at Becky's initiation, and always with Amberlynn responding in dismissive and even condescending ways.

Joke or not, this proposal fits this latest pattern.
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Seriously tho, I think necky didn't do this as a joke. The 800lbs hug, necky's attempt at being romantic before "proposing" , amber walking away and then awkward high five they had..it's fucked :story:
 
hotcheetospuffs said:
she could use her etsy money if she ever starts her shop
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If Beckster wants a foolproof yes, she better dunk an edible gold engagement ring in a plate of orange chicken (along with a tacky real ring to the side). There's no way Amber could say no to something she can eat.
 
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I think it was real. Yeah, she didn't have a ring, but how could she? Becky relies entirely upon AL's money, and she'd notice if enough to buy a ring was missing with no explanation. AL is also a massive cunt and I imagine she'd be picky about a ring, so in Becky's mind, it might make more sense just to propose and then go pick out the ring together. I mean, she had the camera set up and everything :drink:

I also have to disagree with the masses here and say that I think AL has more to gain, pun not intended, from marriage than Becky. Yeah, Becky gets financial stability/half in a divorce/etc., but she already has that by dating her and is perfectly capable of getting a job and supporting herself if need be. AL, on the other hand, gains something of a legally obligated caretaker. Her mobility has taken an obvious nosedive in the last 30 or so ponds of weight gain, and she knows it. It's only getting worse from here. If she traps Becky, it makes it much harder for her to get away from the binge monster if she ever wises up and sees what she's gotten herself in to. Perhaps this is more foresight than our gorl is capable of, but I think it's an incredibly advantageous move for her to marry Becky.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
A general question: Is she just not that active on social media anymore, or are we just not bothering to post her shit?
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She's still active but mostly retweeting ridiculous shit like this:
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And yesterday on SC she literally took a picture of fog. Her social media is about as riveting as her videos these days and even taking the time to look at it makes me question my life choices.
 

This is entirely unrelated, but this woman’s body is a lot like Amber’s and she seriously struggles with putting on socks/shoes. But hey. She managed to stuff herself into “jeans”! There you go, Amber. Since your leggings are damn near disintegrated.
 
PrincessPeachy said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gjKSk2-uGjA
This is entirely unrelated, but this woman’s body is a lot like Amber’s and she seriously struggles with putting on socks/shoes. But hey. She managed to stuff herself into “jeans”! There you go, Amber. Since your leggings are damn near disintegrated.
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In the struggles being me videos AL says it's hard for her to put on shoes/tie shoes. That's why she wears those slide on flats. I noticed that chick also has the bag of Reese's' next to her...

But when asked AL did say she could touch her toes. I guess similar to how that woman has to bounce to get to her feet.
 
PrincessPeachy said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gjKSk2-uGjA
This is entirely unrelated, but this woman’s body is a lot like Amber’s and she seriously struggles with putting on socks/shoes. But hey. She managed to stuff herself into “jeans”! There you go, Amber. Since your leggings are damn near disintegrated.
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Yikes. Seeing the "cuff" that her own ankle has created peeking out from under the actual cuff of the jeans is horrifying, and probably very similar to Amber's situation.
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As it dawned on me that there was another person in the room actually filming this bizarre and sad 10-minute struggle, it was hard not to imagine Becky having to witness (or help) with this ritual every morning afternoon and still agreeing to chauffeur her to McDonald's. Boggles the mind.
 
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