🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Jub-Jub said:
I have 2 questions that arose from the 'we got pulled over' thread, do seat belt extenders actually work for someone of her size? and does anybody have car crash test footage involving someone that fat? I tried to find something, but only return news segment clips regarding a new 'obese' car crash test dummy weighing ~270pounds. I was hoping for twice that amount *sigh*
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Seat belt extenders are for avoiding fines. It would take serious accidents for any of her internal organs to get damaged since external particals should have to travel thru layers of fat becofre reaching her organs . See how she hurriedly tries to pull her seatbelt over her while lying like a bleached whale before the officer comes to the car
 
Keyboard Warrior said:
No retirement. No savings. No safety net. I doubt she's given any serious thought to future medical bills either. The cost of hospitalization for her first major health crisis will bankrupt her. She could maybe afford the ride in an ambulance, but without health insurance, she's seriously fucked.

Her next "journey" will be from a hospital bed, hooked up to a catheter, miserable with incontinence while a machine breathes for her. Imagine waking up in that nightmare and knowing it was entirely preventable...
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Gorls, please. Amber doesn't need savings. She still has shit ton of debt from her ER visits and ''college''. She doesn't care. Everyone remembers the golden era of Dustin and Amber, when they regularly went to the ER for period cramps and stuffy noses. If something happened to her, you'd probably need the fire department and one of those fat people ambulances. Is she gonna pay for it? Fuck no.
 
Turd Blossom said:
Amber just added more to her Snapchat story. It must be some kind of special date night because Becky is all gussied up in a dress (and jeans?). And isn't wearing a snapback.
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And then posted a vid of them kissing where Becks somehow looks more exceptional than I've ever seen her.
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Soooo my guess is she is dressing Necky up to look more fem because she couldn't handle all the comments that she isn't real lesbian. And Fatty looks more fat than before. I swear with every new picture they gain.
 
If I were her I wouldn't pay any of it either because I'd know that I'm dying early af

I agree it's one of the Ten Torrid Dresses. Maybe Amber pushed her luck and bought a size 4(X) or something
 
In the OP it mentions she used to upload up to twice a day, how long was she consistent about that? Puts her current upload rate into perspective
 
The dress is $31 and comes from Hot Topic. The largest size Hot Topic carries equals a size 19, so there was no way Amber thought it would fit her. You can't order Hot Topic clothing from the Torrid website, so this is apparently something they went out of their way to get for some reason.
 
Rabbit Bones said:
The dress is $31 and comes from Hot Topic. The largest size Hot Topic carries equals a size 19, so there was no way Amber thought it would fit her. You can't order Hot Topic clothing from the Torrid website, so this is apparently something they went out of their way to get for some reason.
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I guess you mean the plus size one that's more Neckys fit

as long as she doesn't wear this :cryblood:
 
Rabbit Bones said:
I had no idea Hot Topic carried fat sizes. Up to a 28? Maybe Amber did get it for herself. She thinks she's a dainty girl that can still squeeze into sub-30 sizes after all.
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She can fit into a size 30, provided it's a size 30 muumuu she wears as a blouse.
 
sixcarbchiligorl said:
Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't the vast majority of her money-making views from past videos? I don't think she is dependent on current videos to make up the majority of her paycheck each month.
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I highly doubt it, and here's why.

If someone made a video about how to build a birdhouse and uploaded it in 2008, it still teaches us how to build a birdhouse ten years later. It has utility. A well-made video about a topic that remains relevant can garner a consistent number of views year after year. People who make such videos make more money than a lot of these personal drama channels, because their archive still is useful today.

An Amberlynn video in which she and Destiny throw shade at each other at a movie theater years ago is utterly incomprehensible to a newcomer. You really have to be interested in the backstory of Amberlynn to go slogging through all those borefests. Anyone sincerely looking for weight loss inspiration is likely to move on. There is no utility to any of her old videos except to a small number of diehard fans.

As a result, if you examine the numbers of views her old videos have gotten, in most cases it is fewer than she gets for her recent uploads. Her numbers don't budge much a week or two after upload. She probably gets a sizable portion of her money from older vids, but the majority is from newer vids. She gets 50K views in a big rush, and makes her money.

She could coast for a month without uploading and probably not lose much revenue. But then it would drop. She needs to keep uploading to keep the paychecks coming in. If she can't make one, then she'll throw Becky out there. She realizes she needs to stay relevant.
 
Dutch Courage said:
I highly doubt it, and here's why.

If someone made a video about how to build a birdhouse and uploaded it in 2008, it still teaches us how to build a birdhouse ten years later. It has utility. A well-made video about a topic that remains relevant can garner a consistent number of views year after year. People who make such videos make more money than a lot of these personal drama channels, because their archive still is useful today.

An Amberlynn video in which she and Destiny throw shade at each other at a movie theater years ago is utterly incomprehensible to a newcomer. You really have to be interested in the backstory of Amberlynn to go slogging through all those borefests. Anyone sincerely looking for weight loss inspiration is likely to move on. There is no utility to any of her old videos except to a small number of diehard fans.

As a result, if you examine the numbers of views her old videos have gotten, in most cases it is fewer than she gets for her recent uploads. Her numbers don't budge much a week or two after upload. She probably gets a sizable portion of her money from older vids, but the majority is from newer vids. She gets 50K views in a big rush, and makes her money.

She could coast for a month without uploading and probably not lose much revenue. But then it would drop. She needs to keep uploading to keep the paychecks coming in. If she can't make one, then she'll throw Becky out there. She realizes she needs to stay relevant.
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She probably makes a lot of money off the classics. There will always be an audience for "Big Girl Dancing To Applause by Lady Gaga". It's like how Boogie still has that first "fat guy jumping into pool" video up
 
Okay, while I know Becky isn’t an innocent flower, she’s definitely taking advantage of this gravy train, she’s still in a truly abusive relationship. See this video: https://youtu.be/QXzvu20R2QM

AL is wavering on the PO box because of not being able to control what comes in. My personal opinion is that if they were to get one, she’d not be above the federal offense of opening and policing Becky’s mail. She would never allow Necks to get more positive or supportive (implicating AL) mail.

Actually brings up a thought, if it only had Becky’s first name but no surname, what’s the legality there (not that it matters here)? Off to google!
 
Jub-Jub said:
I have 2 questions that arose from the 'we got pulled over' thread, do seat belt extenders actually work for someone of her size? and does anybody have car crash test footage involving someone that fat? I tried to find something, but only return news segment clips regarding a new 'obese' car crash test dummy weighing ~270pounds. I was hoping for twice that amount *sigh*
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They are actually manfactoring obese crash dummies to test car safety now

https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and...change-to-fatter-crash-test-dummies-1.2984115
 
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FlutterBy said:
Okay, while I know Becky isn’t an innocent flower, she’s definitely taking advantage of this gravy train, she’s still in a truly abusive relationship. See this video: https://youtu.be/QXzvu20R2QM

AL is wavering on the PO box because of not being able to control what comes in. My personal opinion is that if they were to get one, she’d not be above the federal offense of opening and policing Becky’s mail. She would never allow Necks to get more positive or supportive (implicating AL) mail.

Actually brings up a thought, if it only had Becky’s first name but no surname, what’s the legality there (not that it matters here)? Off to google!
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I've thought about this too, but she doesn't police the comment section, and plenty of people routinely tell Becky she's in an abusive situation and also to blink twice if she's in trouble. lol Would the same sentiment make a difference if it was sent through the mail? I kind of think she's just paranoid and doesn't realize that a P.O Box doesn't give her actual location away. I think it's more of a privacy concern, because I can't think of another reason she would say no to free shit.
 
Kelly Bundy said:
Gorls, please. Amber doesn't need savings.
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Agreed. She'll be fertilizer before she ever gets a grey hair. And when her health starts failing she'll rack up hundreds of thousands of hospital bills that will never get paid. We're talking about someone who has zero use to society.
 
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