🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
I saw an episode of my 600 pound life were the person weighed around 560-590
All I’m saying if our gorl really wanted to she could be on my 600 pound life

warhol said:
I saw an episode of my 600 pound life were the person weighed around 560-590
All I’m saying if our gorl really wanted to she could be on my 600 pound life
Click to expand...
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Turd Blossom said:
Changing the subject from our gorl's stay in the mental institution for a moment, but I've noticed that a few times recently in Al's YN streams the subject of them getting a P.O. box for fans to send them stuff has been brought up. I don't specifically recall Amber's responses but Becky has said at least a couple times that she thinks they should get one and are definitely planning to.

I'm sure Becky has visions of free graphic tees and brightly colored snapbacks dancing in her head, but I don't think she's actually stopped to think about who Amber's audience is.

Part of me is morbidly curious about how many rags-on-a-stick, bras and peepads they might receive, and the other part is hoping they're too lazy to actually follow through with setting up a P.O. box.

Becky has also opined that Amber needs to have merch and tbh I'm surprised she doesn't have a line of journals out already. Or a Patreon for that matter (for fuck's sake she hoards dvds because she "knows" Netflix isn't going to last, but she thinks YT is going to support her forever?).

Has Al not done these things because she actually understands who her "fanbase" is and realizes it's probably not worth the effort, or it because she's lazy, uncreative and refuses to put effort into anything besides figuring out ways to manipulate her girlfriend into bringing her things to shove into her piehole Orange-Chicken-hole?
Click to expand...

SAVE TWINKIE! said:
@Turd Blossom she has said in the past that she doesn't want a P.O. Box for privacy reasons, which makes no sense because she's already been doxxed (and is aware that she has been doxxed). She's an idiot.

I do hope Becky keeps pushing for it.
Click to expand...

Dutch Courage said:
I noticed a little infobyte over at Social Blade today that I found interesting...

Although her subscriber count continues to rise, and she gets a lot of reaction videos and such, Amberlynn's paycheck has gone down this month, although not by much yet.

Last month, social blade estimated her monthly pay to be $6.8K maximum. It is hard to get the maximum; you have to satisfy every single criteria of the algorithm. There is also a large margin for error with a downward bias, because of instances where no payment is made due to videos being removed, irregularites in viewers, rapid click aways before an ad plays, etc. There is very little error above the maximum; it is rare to be paid more than what is calculated. So 1/3 to 2/3 of the maximum is a reasonable guesstimate. We'll assume Amberlynn is around 2/3, which works out to $4,556. That is good monthly pay, works out to $55K a year, which is close to average nationally, and well above average for a woman without a college degree. In southern Kentucky, that goes far. You could buy one of the nicest newer homes in Monticello with that kind of scratch. At least you could if you didn't have a $1500-$1800 monthly food bill, which wipes out a lot of her disposable income. This is why she stresses about the price of Caramel Macchiatos, and why buying a laptop was traumatic.

This month, Social Blade is estimating her pay to be $6.5K maximum, a decline of 300 smackeroos a month. Using our 2/3 rule, she's out two C-notes this month. Not enough to cause panic yet, and in a fluctuating medium like YouTube, it is to be expected. However, it does suggest that there might be a ceiling to this gravy train, and her fat head might be bumping up against it.

At this stage, she can easily arrest this decline and start increasing her moolah hauls each month by firing Becky from future videos before Becky starts costing her money. She can reinstate the weigh ins (yes, gorl, they are embarrassing, but it is what the crowd is paying for...) and go back to 4-5 videos a week. With her growing subscriber base, she could eventually hit a reliable ten grand a month, especially if she latches on to some sponsor. She can be smart and savvy and get rich off this shit, or she can fuck it all up...

Source: https://socialblade.com/youtube/c/amberlynnlifewithamberlynnreid
Click to expand...

If amber could see anything beyond the plate in front of her she would cash in on all of these things. But she really is senseless and has no future ambitions or foresight. It’s a shame. She could make extra money like Patreon which would be passive income, she could have merch for sure. I have fun designing shit like that on zazzle. She could make her own! She thinks she knows it all and she is selling herself short.

She is indeed an idiot.
 
Fatguypewdiepie said:
^ if she was smart or savvy, she wouldn't be 600lbs in the first place. I don't think she pays anything into her retirement. Most probably she thinks this YouTube gravy train will run on indefinitely. All it takes is one news report on youtube enabling fat people to die on camera for money and YouTube will shut this shit down faster than a beanbag in a hurry
Click to expand...
No retirement. No savings. No safety net. I doubt she's given any serious thought to future medical bills either. The cost of hospitalization for her first major health crisis will bankrupt her. She could maybe afford the ride in an ambulance, but without health insurance, she's seriously fucked.

Her next "journey" will be from a hospital bed, hooked up to a catheter, miserable with incontinence while a machine breathes for her. Imagine waking up in that nightmare and knowing it was entirely preventable...
 
Keyboard Warrior said:
No retirement. No savings. No safety net. I doubt she's given any serious thought to future medical bills either. The cost of hospitalization for her first major health crisis will bankrupt her. She could maybe afford the ride in an ambulance, but without health insurance, she's seriously fucked.

Her next "journey" will be from a hospital bed, hooked up to a catheter, miserable with incontinence while a machine breathes for her. Imagine waking up in that nightmare and knowing it was entirely preventable...
Click to expand...
More like laying in that sad state and wondering why she was chosen for and existence like that. Amber could have a heart attack tomorrow and it would be Becky's fault for putting too much butter on her toast that day.
 
Malibougie said:
If amber could see anything beyond the plate in front of her she would cash in on all of these things. But she really is senseless and has no future ambitions or foresight. It’s a shame. She could make extra money like Patreon which would be passive income, she could have merch for sure. I have fun designing shit like that on zazzle. She could make her own! She thinks she knows it all and she is selling herself short.

She is indeed an idiot.
Click to expand...
Maybe she has a super secret South Korean YouTube account where mukbangs are the most popular and where she gets worshipped like a holy cow.

She‘d never tell us that has one so you can’t prove me wrong.
 
Last edited:
Malibougie said:
If amber could see anything beyond the plate in front of her she would cash in on all of these things. But she really is senseless and has no future ambitions or foresight. It’s a shame. She could make extra money like Patreon which would be passive income, she could have merch for sure. I have fun designing shit like that on zazzle. She could make her own! She thinks she knows it all and she is selling herself short.

She is indeed an idiot.
Click to expand...

I can't tell if you're joking, but:

I'll agree with a couple things. 1) She has no future. And 2) She is indeed an idiot.

But before I completely disagree with the rest, are you talking about legitimate fans giving her money? Or just haters who will contribute $1 to her Patreon or ironically buy her supposed merch? Which is both really fucking dumb. I mean, think of Egg Gorl and that coloring book she wanted to get funded... it didn't pan out. Even the haters didn't want it that badly. But I will gladly design a "I Want To Marry Orange Chicken" t-shirt design no problem, but there is no REAL money there. This bitch cycles through fans every couple months (even less) until they find out what type of person she is.
 
Last edited:
Without wanting to open this can of worms again: MSHPL might take her on for a trainwreck saga like Assanti but she's said she won't do it. I think she's too proud, and would literally rather die than appear undainty on television. We are never going to get a scene where Dr Now finds orange chicken packaging under her hospital bed and tells her off.
 
Keyboard Warrior said:
Her next "journey" will be from a hospital bed, hooked up to a catheter, miserable with incontinence while a machine breathes for her. Imagine waking up in that nightmare and knowing it was entirely preventable...
Click to expand...

Then she'll call it "eye openeen" while Becky smuggles Reece's Cups and Lunchables to her hospital bed in her basketball shorts.
 
C3PBRO said:
Then she'll call it "eye openeen" while Becky smuggles Reece's Cups and Lunchables to her hospital bed in her basketball shorts.
Click to expand...
Ok but for real, is anything ever eye opening for her? Has she actually shown even the tiniest glimpse of enlightenment regarding her health?

Last goal of hers I remember was 465 lbs. She's just about 20 lbs away... from 565.
 
She's too controlling to do a show.

Narcs are fucking weirdos. You would think someone who is so controlling would, you know, have control of their eating. But it seems that's a blindspot for her. A very Luh-HARGE blind spot
 
Screen Shot 2018-10-12 at 5.23.10 PM.png
 
DarkSydePundit said:
Maybe she has a super secret South Korean YouTube account where mukbangs are the most popular and where she gets worshipped like a holy cow.
Click to expand...

All of the major Korean mukbangs I've seen feature attractive, well-groomed, petite women. Our gorl has a grand total of zero of those attributes.
 
AmbazFetidTaint said:
All of the major Korean mukbangs I've seen feature attractive, well-groomed, petite women. Our gorl has a grand total of zero of those attributes.
Click to expand...

Right? That's what makes mukbangs interesting to those ant people. Seeing a small person eat a bunch a food. If you're an enormous fatass, it's a foregone conclusion that you eat that much every day, big deal
 
CindyChafe said:
View attachment 538654

From Snapchat.

Because she really needs Reese’s Peanut Butter cups and liquid sugar to feel better. And 2 types of Tylenol. Oh and a journal to write about her falls. Duh. Thanks Becky.
Click to expand...
This is so :late: but would over the counter pain meds even do anything for her at this point? She might as well fill those bottles with Pez and she would get the same result.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom