🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I'm pretty sure that if Amberlynn Reid had graduated (even with just an associate degree) she would be reminding people all the fucking time that she's a college graduate.
 
El_Guapo's Sweater said:
Our gorl is just so smart starting yet another so called diet plan right before 3 major eating holidays .. who placed their bets on December????
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Don't forget that their birthdays are thrown in there too. Triple rounds of orange chicken for each!

Dutch Courage said:
To what ends she writes, she has never made explicit. She has never expressed a desire to write a novel or a short story. She has never claimed to write fiction.
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Well, she does have a "novel" out there. I think it was called Scottie? Someone found a site where Amber uploaded a bunch of her writing.
 
Trasha Pay That A$$ said:
Well, she does have a "novel" out there. I think it was called Scottie? Someone found a site where Amber uploaded a bunch of her writing.
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She wrote a shitty ass lesbo fanfic between Blake Lively and Kate Winslet. I forget what page it's on but it's in this thread, and it's titled "Meeting Kate."
 
I have no doubt that the damage to the car was caused from Hamber lifting herself out of it using the door as support. She should be super embarrassed but I doubt it. Lie about that damage until it becomes a truth!
 
Dia de Muertos said:
I have no doubt that the damage to the car was caused from Hamber lifting herself out of it using the door as support. She should be super embarrassed but I doubt it. Lie about that damage until it becomes a truth!
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Exactly, the hinge on that door is probably so busted from her leaning on it and it just gave way.
 
666EVE666 said:
Okay I don’t know shit about car body work nor do I have any experience with dents, how would a car door get a dent like that while it’s closed?
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No clue where the hinges are on this shit car for the door, it could very well be fatigue and buckling from the Dainty McCunt, or a trucks ball hitch hit their quarter panel. The angle is ass and I can't see a a lot of paint flaking or scratching. Looks more like Necky clipped a construction cone or something.

Edit: that being said, the door would still open id assume, the bigger burning question is, how fucked is that plastic center console from her proving the haydurs wrong?
 
FigMePhilthy said:
No clue where the hinges are on this shit car for the door, it could very well be fatigue and buckling from the Dainty McCunt, or a trucks ball hitch hit their quarter panel. The angle is ass and I can't see a a lot of paint flaking or scratching. Looks more like Necky clipped a construction cone or something.

Edit: that being said, the door would still open id assume, the bigger burning question is, how fucked is that plastic center console from her proving the haydurs wrong?
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I wanna know how fucked the axle is and how terrible the cars suspension is.
 
xenomorph said:
I wanna know how fucked the axle is and how terrible the cars suspension is.
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How does the service garage bridge the question about having Hamber rotate seats from the front to the back 2 to help with the frame/suspension/ball joints/tirewear.
 
FigMePhilthy said:
How does the service garage bridge the question about having Hamber rotate seats from the front to the back 2 to help with the frame/suspension/ball joints/tirewear.
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They don’t. Hamber wouldn’t do it and the shop makes more money if she doesn’t.
 
Walmarts have cameras in the parking lot. Wouldn't they have looked over the videos if they were asked to or are the cams there for more serious crimes?
 
coldcatsammich said:
Walmarts have cameras in the parking lot. Wouldn't they have looked over the videos if they were asked to or are the cams there for more serious crimes?
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I suppose it depends on the Walmart. I wouldn’t think they have a legal obligation to help with the tapes, especially if the police aren’t already involved. I’d imagine the cameras are more for getting license plates if any major shoplifters manage to flee.
 
There was a video from several months ago where Becky parked the car and Amber threw open her door with all her might. I remember being surprised. Even if no one is parked beside you, I've never seen someone do that. I understand she can't gently ease it open a few inches and squeeze out like humans do, but she should open it the normal way and just keep pushing until she can get out. No wonder it wouldn't open at all after a while.
 
ALs Bra said:
Ask and ye shall receive! https://www.wattpad.com/user/helloodaarling

Enjoy gorl
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I clicked on the "NAKED" story and the very beginning had this sentence "my parents are literally the most strict parents" .......... lmao...... she says LITERALLY constantly and she also includes it in her writing? what a beautifully expressive person she is, and such an amazing vocabulary.

Our gorl is a real writer. Not those BS writers. She real AF.
 
Toxoplasmosis said:
There was a video from several months ago where Becky parked the car and Amber threw open her door with all her might. I remember being surprised. Even if no one is parked beside you, I've never seen someone do that. I understand she can't gently ease it open a few inches and squeeze out like humans do, but she should open it the normal way and just keep pushing until she can get out. No wonder it wouldn't open at all after a while.
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She opened the car door while the car was MOVING
 
xenomorph said:
She opened the car door while the car was MOVING
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It gets worse, she was holding it closed while it was moving. Can AL close the car door herself?

"Juniper, the love I have for you matches the way the sun reflects against the water. The sparkle against the wave as you look at me in my face, but please tell me why the wave isn't taking me away?"

Welp, it was a nice run ya'll but I'm gonna go swallow a bullet now because I'll never read anything better as long as I live. Our gorl is too profound for us commoners.
 
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Many great poets dealt with internal struggles in verse.

Sorrow creeping in from temptation,
Guilt eroding for no hesitation.
Wanting to be free from such an addiction to me,
Free like a bird, maybe a pigeon.
Words dwell,
As I swell,
Hoping one day I will do well.
Written in a minute,
Hear I am sittin',
Not accepting my fate,
But instead planning my date.
 
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