🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Of course it's fine to indulge during the holidays, for nomal human beings. The point is Amberlynn's perspective is completely warped. She is in a position where she may not have many holiday seasons left because she'll be fucking dead.

That's what she should be telling herself when she gets to thinking about how it's like soooooper sad when people count calories at christmas.
 
Of course it's fine to indulge during the holidays, for nomal human beings. The point is Amberlynn's perspective is completely warped. She is in a position where she may not have many holiday seasons left because she'll be fucking dead.

That's what she should be telling herself when she gets to thinking about how it's like soooooper sad when people count calories at christmas.

I don't know fat people can sometimes live a really long time, usually when you don't want them to. I give Amber 20 years at the least, meanwhile some worthwhile wise human being in Africa who hasn't eaten a single thing in weeks will die of starvation probably tomorrow.
 
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she has to be doing this shit on purpose..no one is THIS unaware
I too think to myself that no one is this unaware and yet our dainty gorl surprises me Everytime . She'll be bedbound in few months and then also will say "hey guise look at my pink Walmart bedpan with few stickers I attached. So cute!"
 
So now she's sharing pics of her late night binge runs??? The creature in her active state ... fascinating!

I'm too lazy to find the video right now (maybe later) but Amber has definitely said before that she believes dieting during the holidays is wrong and you should enjoy all the special food or something like that

Our gorl is just so smart starting yet another so called diet plan right before 3 major eating holidays .. who placed their bets on December????
 
I don't know fat people can sometimes live a really long time, usually when you don't want them to. I give Amber 20 years at the least, meanwhile some worthwhile wise human being in Africa who hasn't eaten a single thing in weeks will die of starvation probably tomorrow.

Some guinea pigs on MSPL were older than Hamber, there's some hope she can live a little bit.
 
Amberlynn loves and I mean LOVES starting over. For one reason, it makes her think the slate has been wiped clean and all her past failures are wiped clean. For another reason is that it makes it even more naughty to cheat on said diets. AL loves to break the "rules" for instance: when she worked for the Nursing Home she was frequently breaking rules and bending them. For the "super sekrit gubmint" job; she broke dress code on her second day she mentions it in a vlog and seemed giddy at the idea of not following the rules. Not to mention all her "breaks" hiding in the bathroom on her phone. She also got in trouble a lot in school and was suspended and in detention frequently.

She never follows rules, even those set up by her.

AL loves the feeling of getting away with something. So for her she is addicted to food but also to the feeling of wiping the slate clean while simultaneously shitting on it. Plus she gets to cash in on praise while not actually doing anything.

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow she will die? I mean it’s possible.

Or she can decide that many holidays are better than gorging for a few more. I don’t think she will though.

If she cries from her bed sealing pity because she “doesn’t know how it even got this bad” I will vomit. I wouldn’t put it past her though. I’m not even sure if she could help it. Nothing is every her doing, it happens to her. She will probably throw Becky under the bus and say what everyone else has been saying that if Becky didn’t enable her she wouldn’t have gotten so fat and stuck in bed. Becky will be an easy scapegoat as she sends her off on a 4 hour journey for some chicken.
 
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Wonder which fast food restaurant this floor is from?
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McDonalds? Burger King? I'm thinking probably Subway since there's one attached to her favorite Walmart.

ETA: wtf are those pustules growing on her feet? (I don't mean her legs)
 
Wonder which fast food restaurant this floor is from?
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McDonalds? Burger King? I'm thinking probably Subway since there's one attached to her favorite Walmart.

ETA: wtf are those pustules growing on her feet? (I don't mean her legs)
Looks like bunions. So she went to a drive thru and then went into a fucking Fast Food restaurant? What in the hell does she even buy groceries for?
 
Wonder which fast food restaurant this floor is from?
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McDonalds? Burger King? I'm thinking probably Subway since there's one attached to her favorite Walmart.

ETA: wtf are those pustules growing on her feet? (I don't mean her legs)

I was just going to say something about her feet!! What are those? And probably a McDonald's floor because, you know, 2x20 count nuggets .. Subway is too healthy for our gorl.
 
Amberlynn loves and I mean LOVES starting over. For one reason, it makes her think the slate has been wiped clean and all her past failures are wiped clean. For another reason is that it makes it even more naughty to cheat on said diets. AL loves to break the "rules" for instance: when she worked for the Nursing Home she was frequently breaking rules and bending them. For the "super sekrit gubmint" job; she broke dress code on her second day she mentions it in a vlog and seemed giddy at the idea of not following the rules. Not to mention all her "breaks" hiding in the bathroom on her phone. She also got in trouble a lot in school and was suspended and in detention frequently.

She never follows rules, even those set up by her.

AL loves the feeling of getting away with something. So for her she is addicted to food but also to the feeling of wiping the slate clean while simultaneously shitting on it. Plus she gets to cash in on praise while not actually doing anything.
The haydurs are the true sociopaths though.
 
I was just going to say something about her feet!! What are those? And probably a McDonald's floor because, you know, 2x20 count nuggets .. Subway is too healthy for our gorl.

I agree, the only reason I suggested Subway is because I don't think she'd ever get out of the car for McDonalds when Becky's doughy ass would just drive them through. Maybe AL just got tired on the walk from her door drop-off to the scooters and needed to take up 3 human seats at a Subway she has no intention of eating at.

ETA: winner winner orange chicken dinner, she did go to McD's. According to her most recent snap an ice cream cone from McDonald's is worth 9 WW points. Sorry I couldn't record it.
 
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Has Amber ever said that as a child she wanted to be something when she grew up? (sorry, clunky construction, but I can't think of another way of writing it)
 
Has Amber ever said that as a child she wanted to be something when she grew up? (sorry, clunky construction, but I can't think of another way of writing it)
I know Kasey said she was going to school for criminal justice while they were dating and that she wanted to be a social worker and help foster kids. Kasey's mom even said she was doing well in school and might have been good at her desired career path.

It only makes AL's waste of an existence all the sadder to hear from people who knew her when she was 19 just how much potential she's wasted to be a gluttonous slob and sell her body as a freak show attraction on the Internet. I would wonder if she feels any remorse about it but you have to be self-aware to feel remorse.

If this bitch were a tragedy the themes would be gluttony, sloth, hubris, and exhibitionism.
 
Has Amber ever said that as a child she wanted to be something when she grew up? (sorry, clunky construction, but I can't think of another way of writing it)

She has always wanted to be (or more precisely, has been) a writer since tumbling out of the womb. Some of her carefully crafted prose appears a few pages back in this thread. If I might stick up for our gorl writer, I will attest that her writing is comparable to that of Martin Luther King's "I Have a Dream" speech in its use of anaphora.

Such talent did not spring overnight; she has honed her wordsmithery for decades, across bales of journals. She once said he had been writing since age 7, but also once claimed "from birth"

To what ends she writes, she has never made explicit. She has never expressed a desire to write a novel or a short story. She has never claimed to write fiction. She has alluded to poetry, but none beyond a bit of doggerel she put on Instagram has surfaced. She has never discussed making money with her writing. She has never talked about a publisher or literary agent, or 'zine, or any venue for publication. However, she is very adamant that she is a writer. Just two weeks back or so, she claimed there was no weigh-in because she was so busy writing in her journals that she literally did not have five minutes to step on a scale.

To me, that spells dedication. Charles Bukowski was known to have pissed into an empty beer can or two on some hungover mornings, so that he wouldn't have to leave his typewriter to take a leak. Kerouac may have done that too, and I bet even Henry Miller was guilty of it. Amberlynn is that kind of writer.

She has never mentioned any other occupation, except a vague reference to "social work". No dreams of being anything, no desire to learn anything, no interest to do anything. (The criminal justice thing was pushed on her, and she has never displayed an interest in it) She's a writer; writers know there is nothing else for them to do.
 
I would wonder if she feels any remorse about it but you have to be self-aware to feel remorse.
Amber doesn't feel remorse - for that or the many other nasty things she's done. Remember IT IS NEVER HER FAULT.

The very brief college lyfe was forced on her. It was either that or get a job. I don't think it was her childhood dream.
No dreams of being anything, no desire to learn anything, no interest to do anything. (The criminal justice thing was pushed on her, and she has never displayed an interest in it)
Yeah, this is what I get from her and it further reinforce the idea that Amber has no sense of future.

I've seen people who give up and let life just happen after taking (in their opinion) one hit too many from life, but I've never seen/known anyone who didn't even try at some point (or didn't have ideas about how their lives should go).

This might be the most curious behavior of Amber. It's like she thinks she's a little piece of Styrofoam, floating through the sea of life, going this way or that depending on how the wind blows and the waves created by other people.
 
Wonder which fast food restaurant this floor is from?
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McDonalds? Burger King? I'm thinking probably Subway since there's one attached to her favorite Walmart.

ETA: wtf are those pustules growing on her feet? (I don't mean her legs)
It looks like the skin on her feet is folded together because the shoes are too tight, but as previous people said it’s probably something more fucked up
 
I agree, the only reason I suggested Subway is because I don't think she'd ever get out of the car for McDonalds when Becky's doughy ass would just drive them through. Maybe AL just got tired on the walk from her door drop-off to the scooters and needed to take up 3 human seats at a Subway she has no intention of eating at.

ETA: winner winner orange chicken dinner, she did go to McD's. According to her most recent snap an ice cream cone from McDonald's is worth 9 WW points. Sorry I couldn't record it.

What exactly is her WW daily point "goal"? Curious to know what she COULD or SHOULD have used those points on instead of a 9 pt. ice cream cone ...
 
As she’s ordering two ice cream cones. How much shit are they ordering??
Where are they? It looks like a hospital or a Holiday Inn in the background or something. "Uhm, yeah, can I get the Continental Breakfast, to-go? And an orange juice. Just toss the machine on top, I'll drink from the hose, thanks."
I guess the rest of the drive through is on that turn to the left, but that speaker box is at an angle to them and theyre far away so wtf are they doing?


I realized she went back on WW because counting calories is always "so hard" because she eats about 200 calories in 5 bites. With WW points she can go, "Oh look I have 98 points and ice creams are ONLY 9 points, Ill have 3!" And then it's like, well how many calories did you consume? "I dunno, I dont know how many calories a point is, but I have 71 left. And these nuggies are 0 points so dont give me shit!"

I cant believe they're BACK in McDonalds for nuggies because of WW even though that's why she blamed Becky for her quitting LAST time. I guess she got the "grilled" option, but doused it in ranch because obviously processed chicken injected with saline would be too dry and bland.
 
I've lost all sympathy for her, honestly. Becky too. They're beyond anyone's ability to help. I just wish big AL would post weight gain updates again so we could at least get some entertainment out of it :story:

I wonder what a conversation between the two of them looks like when Amber wants to go on a midnight binge trip. Becky's not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I think she's intelligent enough to at least know that it's a really fucking bad idea. AL too, honestly - she just gets overtaken by ~ the binge monster ~ (which I'd also love to see tbh)
 
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