🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Strine said:
View attachment 561487More uproarious comedy from our gorl. I can't see that much of a resemblance, maybe if Snorlax Reid had the Slaton mouth and her hair was in a filthy sumo bun?
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She minimizes things once again.

That doll is like this:

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Amberlynn is like this:

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Her ironic humor would work a lot better if there were actual irony in it, I suspect...
 
Strine said:
View attachment 561487More uproarious comedy from our gorl. I can't see that much of a resemblance, maybe if Snorlax Reid had the Slaton mouth and her hair was in a filthy sumo bun?
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I noticed that the only time she attempts to make a "joke", it's verbatim what the hayders say. Her sense of humor is as bland as her dry ass pasta. Truly a dry gorl.
 
Late here, but I wanted to add to what London had to say.

Yes, there is a lot to do in Nashville. Thing is, the more interesting stuff would require quite a bit of walking. I doubt if Amber would be up to the strolls required to visit any of the historic sites. (Belle Meade, Travellers Rest, The Hermitage, Scarritt Bennett Center) Even if they did the club thing (Wild Horse Saloon, BB King's HoB, etc. ) on Second and/or Third Ave or took a walk down Broad, you're talking at least a mile or two, some of it on inclines that might be too much for Amber.

Worst case scenario, the The Famileh Geh visits Centennial Park and Ms Reid gets shrieky over the boho types minding their own business walking with the snakes and sugar gliders or whatever else people with more money than sense buy instead of adopting a cat or dog or a perfectly functional bottom. (J/k, I'm a vanilla white woman aka the source of all evil in the U.S.)

There's a tradition here where lesbian couples declare their love by slow dancing in front of the LeQuire "Pallas Athene" statute. We're used to it, most of us say, "Awww!" and move on. The response to Eric and Ricky would something along the lines of, "That butch couple is sweet." Becky and Amber might draw a different kind of attention, though.
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Queen Kimberly said:
I can’t believe that Amber has 17 accounts here, that’s dedication!
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Posting on KF is the equivalent to texting Amber, she will instantly see what you have written.

What else does an unemployed 560-lb narcissist shut-in have to do? Well, besides eat...
 
As she’s ordering two ice cream cones. How much shit are they ordering??
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Funny how she still pulls on her shirt when she realizes she's being filmed as if that's going to make her look 50 elbeez lighter. Her apron has gotten so big it legit looks like she can't walk and looks like she's in constant discomfort. As well as being unrecognizable from even a year ago.
 
Do you guys think Amber has given up on weight loss for this year? It seems like the diet doesn't even start on Mondays anymore and they're just having their 2 month last hurrahhh before starting over next year.
 
Kelly Bundy said:
Do you guys think Amber has given up on weight loss for this year? It seems like the diet doesn't even start on Mondays anymore and they're just having their 2 month last hurrahhh before starting over next year.
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Amberlynn loves and I mean LOVES starting over. For one reason, it makes her think the slate has been wiped clean and all her past failures are wiped clean. For another reason is that it makes it even more naughty to cheat on said diets. AL loves to break the "rules" for instance: when she worked for the Nursing Home she was frequently breaking rules and bending them. For the "super sekrit gubmint" job; she broke dress code on her second day she mentions it in a vlog and seemed giddy at the idea of not following the rules. Not to mention all her "breaks" hiding in the bathroom on her phone. She also got in trouble a lot in school and was suspended and in detention frequently.

She never follows rules, even those set up by her.

AL loves the feeling of getting away with something. So for her she is addicted to food but also to the feeling of wiping the slate clean while simultaneously shitting on it. Plus she gets to cash in on praise while not actually doing anything.
 
She has a “no one tells me what to do” attitude which includes herself. I think it’s mostly because she is a lazy pos and can’t be bothered to do anything but breath and she doesn’t even do that well. But I also think it has to do with her being a really big (heh) narcissist. She knows it all, and if her idea doesn’t get executed or work out, it’s ok because she knows another, even better idea.

I think she hates doctors because they tell her exactly what she should do and that doesn’t sit well with her.
 
Kelly Bundy said:
Do you guys think Amber has given up on weight loss for this year? It seems like the diet doesn't even start on Mondays anymore and they're just having their 2 month last hurrahhh before starting over next year.
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I think Amber is waiting on some miracle to come along so she doesn't have to expend any effort or make herself uncomfortable the teeniest bit to lose weight, like perhaps slipping on a piece of kibble and falling on a leprechaun or aquiring a magic lamp from the bargain bin in Walmart.

Realistically, the only way she'll lose any weight is if she gets sick, like back in January. It's funny, really, because not losing elbees is making her uncomfortable and causing her pain. You'd think that would be more unpleasant than her cutting 1000 calories out of her 5000 cal meals.
 
I'm too lazy to find the video right now (maybe later) but Amber has definitely said before that she believes dieting during the holidays is wrong and you should enjoy all the special food or something like that
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
I'm too lazy to find the video right now (maybe later) but Amber has definitely said before that she believes dieting during the holidays is wrong and you should enjoy all the special food or something like that
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i would agree cos YOLO but she's throwing her life away at this point...and even then, "special" food should be enjoyed in moderation...what's so special about something she just gobbles down like a pig?
 
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