🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Dog Prom 3D said:
So all this time, for only 50 miles more, they could have been driving into Nashville? All the live music venues. All those amazing southern kitchen-style restaurants. So many places to visit. Such better shopping.
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OMG - she's that close to Nashville, and they go to Lexington for Orange Chicken. I apologize, but I'm gonna Powerlevel here for just a second. If you're a country music fan, this is where you want to go (Nashville). Home to the greatest: Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, Brad Paisley, Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, the Judds (WY, Naomi, Ashley), Alan Jackson, Martina Mcbride, along with many others.

There are museums, eateries, and stores that so many would love to visit and explore. Yet this land whale has yet to take the time to visit? Maybe if you're not a country music fan, I'd understand. But you don't have to be -- because there are so many things to do and see. Big Al would no doubt love the homemade fried chicken and mash at the local eatery. Heck, I'd give anything to go to the Bluebird Cafe to listen to Music in the Round (where Joey Feek met Rory).

Again, sorry for the PL -- it just boggles my mind that they haven't taken advantage of such wonderful heritage. Instead, spending their days at Walmart and the Cheesecake Factory. What a fucking waste of a life....
 
London Raine said:
OMG - she's that close to Nashville, and they go to Lexington for Orange Chicken. I apologize, but I'm gonna Powerlevel here for just a second. If you're a country music fan, this is where you want to go (Nashville). Home to the greatest: Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, Brad Paisley, Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, the Judds (WY, Naomi, Ashley), Alan Jackson, Martina Mcbride, along with many others.

There are museums, eateries, and stores that so many would love to visit and explore. Yet this land whale has yet to take the time to visit? Maybe if you're not a country music fan, I'd understand. But you don't have to be -- because there are so many things to do and see. Big Al would no doubt love the homemade fried chicken and mash at the local eatery. Heck, I'd give anything to go to the Bluebird Cafe to listen to Music in the Round (where Joey Feek met Rory).

Again, sorry for the PL -- it just boggles my mind that they haven't taken advantage of such wonderful heritage. Instead, spending their days at Walmart and the Cheesecake Factory. What a fucking waste of a life....
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I've raised this question before. I couldn't understand how a house full of drag fans wouldn't be interested in driving to Louisville or Cincinnati (about 3 hours either way) to go see some of the bigger drag names that are constantly going through those cities. I also couldn't understand why they wouldn't want to visit these cities (or Nashville for that matter) to just get out of the house and find something new to do. There are so many things to do within a couple hours of them but the simple answer is they're fat, lazy, and couldn't be bothered. It's easier to whine about how boring your life is than it is to actually do something about it.
 
Off topic but what the fuck is going on with Becky lately? She's losing her fucking mind, is Amberlynn ruining our gorls mental health?
 
I request mods to add another option to poll currently running.

That option is " I'll kill myself before I allow these fat bitches anywhere near my pp"

Strine said:
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Monticello's famous authoress strikes again. I before E except after I eat 5000 calories in one sitting
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Writer gorl strikes again. Maybe hamber ,they're sitting as far as possible from you because your stanky ass hasn't showered in two days
 
Even if they were sitting next to eachother they would still be too far away to "cuddle" .. Big Al's T-Rex arms couldn't reach beyond the girth of her and the Beckster combined ..
 
byanyothername said:
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Jesus Christ seeing her from angles other than Myspace angles on her videos always fascinates me. There are actual legit medical obescity studies going about effects of morbid obescity on human body. Perhaps hamber should enrol in one. At least then she could be of some use to human kind
 
Regardless of EggGuy’s decisions, the irony in this tweet is beautiful

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More uproarious comedy from our gorl. I can't see that much of a resemblance, maybe if Snorlax Reid had the Slaton mouth and her hair was in a filthy sumo bun?
 
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